Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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As a fan of Twilight, I am part of a lot of related spots and discussions. However, as a Jacob & Bella fan, I often find myself disagreeing with most of the opinions of Twilight fans. In this articulo I'll go through some comentarios I've read (slightly altered - don't want anyone out to get me!) and why I disagree with them. It's really just an informal rant. :P

'Edward & Bella have things in common unlike Jacob & Bella'

... What exactly? Let me guess: Classical music? Bella knows one song and suddenly they have something in common. They both read? When do we actually read of Bella lectura except in the beginning of Twilight? Sorry but Bella is not a bookworm just because Stephenie Meyer says so. The only thing they seem to both enjoy is each other's mouths. However, Jacob and Bella actually did things. They fixed the bikes up, they helped each other with homework, they went to the cinema.

'Edward & Bella are physically and intellectually equal'

Physically equal? BRB LMAO. Not even gonna comment. Intellectually equal? Hardly. Edward is way smarter and he acts it, too. Bella is NOT extremely intellectual. The only reason that's thought is because she mentions once that she likes to read - and never does it! Bella is immature and childish.

'She'd never pick a grease monkey who's never read a book even if Edward wasn't there'.

Jacob is not some dumbass. Is it ever actually mentioned that he hasn't read a book? Pretty sure it's not. He can build up a car from scratch. That requires brains, hello! And tu know, who cares that he's looked after his dad for years when he hasn't got a couple of medical degrees?

It's also hilarious that people say Bella would not choose Jacob if Edward wasn't around o whatever. They make a huge deal out of the fact she would have only ever picked Edward because she was in amor with him, then say she wouldn't pick Jacob if Edward wasn't around even though she's in amor with him. Oh sure, she's gonna pick some other guy over her best friend that she's in amor with.

'Edward is unselfish... Jacob is selfish. Are Team Jacob lectura the same books?'

Yeah, are we? Edward - unselfish? He dates a girl he knows full well he could kill any moment. If that's not selfish I don't know what is. And Jacob - selfish? Maybe we're not lectura the same book because Jacob's reasons behind his actions are cearly stated, it's nothing to do with him being selfish. And people may not believe it, but Bella is in amor with Jacob, it's canon. And yet people will deny that straight out, and THEY are asking if we're lectura the same book?! I understand if people don't believe that, that's their right, but when tu say 'these people don't understand the libros blah blah', you're being hypocritical.

'Jacob made Bella cry on her wedding día - he doesn't care about her!'

He's trying to protect her! She's about to go and have sex which could easily kill her and that not even her husband really wants to do as Edward admits that Jacob is right. It's funny how when Edward 'protects' Bella from simply hanging out with Jacob, it's considered romantic. But when Jacob tried to stop her doing something life-threatening, he's a jerk.

'Jacob never loved Bella... He imprinted on her egg/ovaries.'

This is simply impossible. Jacob imprinted on Renesmee. Bella's ovaries would have only released the egg that would become Renesmee, and so Jacob could not have imprinted on them. Jacob's 'infatuation' with Bella shall we say, started in New Moon. If he had imprinted on one of Bella's eggs, that ovum would have passed during menstruation, not become Renesmee years later. If the logical answer doesn't satisfy tu because it's so rarely used in the books, Stephenie says it is not the case link. Also, if Jacob's connection with Bella was all about Renesmee... Why didn't he have that connection with Edward? Edward created Renesmee too.

These are just a few opinions I have seen, I may add más later. :) I am por no means saying these are wrong and mine are right - we all have our own opinions! I'd amor to know what tu agree and disagree with!
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can tu know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and comentarios about Edward being "pathetic" o "gay" because he was a 100 año old virgin. I've written this articulo to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed por the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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*chuckle* Not hilarious but some misceláneo parts are kinda funny :) Like 1:28.
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This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on fanpop (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...
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Okay, so I just wrote an articulo called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an articulo about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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For people who were expecting this articulo to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as tu can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The autor of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most popular writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The lista of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega fan of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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