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posted by OCFan123
hola there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have dicho they would want me to write a articulo here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope tu enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way tu haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most fans on fanpop when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my pregunta is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." o "The lion fell in amor with the lamb." Nothing special about that.
Also, he abusese Bella. Your probaly saying "Thats not true! He never hit Bella!"
There is más than physical abuse. He forces her to go to prom, takes to engine out of her car to prevent her from seeing somebody, never listens to her opinions, and always points out something wrong with her friends and family. Sounds controlling anybody?
I reached my breaking pont with Edward in Breaking Dawn. When he asked Jacob to have sex with Bella so she can hve his baby, I realized his character couldn't get any worst. Really Edward? And how on earth was Bella actually touched por that gesture?
And he's creppy. I mean...he watched Bella sleep without her knowledge! That isn't sexy o romantic at all...THATS CREPPY! And he actualy did stalk her...if I were Bella and found out he watched me sleep, I call the cops.
Oh, does anybody else think that some people only amor him because he's hot? What if he was ugly? I wonder...
Also, please, give him a persanality! Fun and cherry, sarcastic and funny, ANYTHING! Really, its like he has no persanality at all. He just seems so moody. Why do all these girls amor him for? Its shocking how he had 7059 fans on fanpop. If he ever gets más fans than The O.C. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I think I might die. Seriously.
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Thats it! Not as good as my other 2 artículos here, huh? Well, I tried my best. Twilighter who amor Edward, please don't attack me! I'm just sharing my opinion, which I think we all have a right to do. Sorry if I offended anyone, really
posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented por a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, tu Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if tu will give me a chance to explain.





Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...
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So I was originally going to publicar this articulo in the libros to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion articulo I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way tu haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most reciente perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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