Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Edward Cullen: A Rant

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posted by OCFan123

hola there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have dicho they would want me to write a articulo here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope tu enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way tu haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most fans on fanpop when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my pregunta is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." o "The lion fell in amor with the lamb." Nothing special about that.
Also, he abusese Bella. Your probaly saying "Thats not true! He never hit Bella!"
There is más than physical abuse. He forces her to go to prom, takes to engine out of her car to prevent her from seeing somebody, never listens to her opinions, and always points out something wrong with her friends and family. Sounds controlling anybody?
I reached my breaking pont with Edward in Breaking Dawn. When he asked Jacob to have sex with Bella so she can hve his baby, I realized his character couldn't get any worst. Really Edward? And how on earth was Bella actually touched por that gesture?
And he's creppy. I mean...he watched Bella sleep without her knowledge! That isn't sexy o romantic at all...THATS CREPPY! And he actualy did stalk her...if I were Bella and found out he watched me sleep, I call the cops.
Oh, does anybody else think that some people only amor him because he's hot? What if he was ugly? I wonder...
Also, please, give him a persanality! Fun and cherry, sarcastic and funny, ANYTHING! Really, its like he has no persanality at all. He just seems so moody. Why do all these girls amor him for? Its shocking how he had 7059 fans on fanpop. If he ever gets más fans than The O.C. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I think I might die. Seriously.
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Thats it! Not as good as my other 2 artículos here, huh? Well, I tried my best. Twilighter who amor Edward, please don't attack me! I'm just sharing my opinion, which I think we all have a right to do. Sorry if I offended anyone, really

Phoebe_Gabriel, HerMelody and 14 others like this

aurelia_ferns lol... i am a die hard edward fan... and i shud probably stone u to death or somthin bt wat u said does make sense in a weird way... bt he is a fictional character at the end of the day so why bother if he abusive(in a non physical way)or has no personality or wateva!!

OCFan123 Yeah, thats true, he is fiction, but i'm just sharing my opinion of the character. Nice hearing yours though.

Myf_1992 Another great article. And I know he's just a fictional character, but surly a realistic fictional character is more interesting and more lovable that a creepy hot guy with a dead pan personality? That's just my opinion, and its nice to hear the other side's views, I wish more twi-fans would defend the books (with arguments other than "yer but Eddy is like so hawt and hes just tryin to protect her coz he luvs her !!!!!!!!!!").

November99 The thing is, these books are meant to be read by an impressionable age, and these girls will grow up thinking abusive stalkers with zero personality are "prefect". Great article, OCFan123. This prefectly summarizes most of my issues with Edward.

Myf_1992 I would suggest you do another rant but I dunno who else you can do one on, unless you do one on SM.

OCFan123 I was actually thinking of doing one about Stephanie Meyer...

katiecain I'd definately read that. She bugs me.

Myf_1992 she is evil! She is deman spawn like Renesme! plus shes dull as a plank of wood which makes me laugh.

sapherequeen Even though I never understood how Edward was abusive, I did like your article and fully accept your opinion :) I don't have anything against the character Edward, but I never understood the crazy attention he got from millions of fans either. I agree with a lot of things you have said about his looks and quotes being the main reasons why he is relished so mcuh by fans and him being a little moody. I would love to read your article on Bella and Jacob. It sounds interesting...

sapherequeen Now that I think of it, I have a question. How can you call the cops on a vampire? Lol!

OCFan123 Haha, true...

kayleebabee I luv all you C.A.T fans I honestly do if it werent for you guys I would have commited suicide by hearing all the mini bellas saying "yer but he hot" Like that makes abuse okay? so thank you to everyonexxx

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Why do Bella and Edward amor each other?

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Nuttymadam's reaction to the New Moon Trailer

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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can tu know, watch it again later?"

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The 100 año Old Virgin

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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and comentarios about Edward being "pathetic" o "gay" because he was a 100 año old virgin. I've written this articulo to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...

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My favorito! TwiHard video directed at antis

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A Rant About Twilight Fangirls

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Pet Peeve: Name Mispellings

posted by renrae

This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on fanpop (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...

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Jacob Black : A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Okay, so I just wrote an articulo called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an articulo about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...

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Why I Dont Like Stephanie Meyer As An autor

posted by OCFan123

For people who were expecting this articulo to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as tu can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The autor of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most popular writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The lista of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega fan of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...

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