LJ: hello bozos! *almost throws-up*
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I lost my job in the SOK
Slender: tu worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could tu blame me? I wasn't working for tu any más so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: hola Masky, why are tu being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I lost my job in the SOK
Slender: tu worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could tu blame me? I wasn't working for tu any más so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: hola Masky, why are tu being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
*meanwhile*
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were tu the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... tu are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were tu the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... tu are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Socialite: hello there!
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but tu can call me Johnny
???: why do they call tu that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if tu hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do tu want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know tu *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do tu think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but tu can call me Johnny
???: why do they call tu that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if tu hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do tu want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know tu *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do tu think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
ToTheArk: Caller got me...
Porter: we have to get tu out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... tu are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: tu guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes tu are)
Porter: we have to get tu out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... tu are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: tu guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes tu are)
Slender: oh my god...
Lucius: hola guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! tu need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...
Lucius: hola guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! tu need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...
