Sonic.exe: ahhhhh!
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have tu seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have tu been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are tu the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do tu remember last time tu rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have tu seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have tu been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are tu the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do tu remember last time tu rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
*portal opens*
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power o strength to fight people that have been trained por slenderman, which was trained por mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell tu this... tu won't be able to use that gun-sword that tu got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power o strength to fight people that have been trained por slenderman, which was trained por mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell tu this... tu won't be able to use that gun-sword that tu got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Slender: are tu ready?
Lucius: ready as Freddy!
Slender: ...
Masky: OK then... your first opponent is sonic.
Sonic.exe: this will the easy!
Lucius: says the blue hedgehog...
Jeff: burrrrnnnn!
Sonic.exe: shut up!
*goes super sonic*
super Sonic.exe: foolish mortal, I am go-
*poof*
Lucius: I estola your rings :3
Sonic.exe: what?
*pulls out smg*
Lucius: who is god now?
*insert csi intro música here*
Slender: he is very practical
Masky: that's ONE of the reasons I suggested him
slender: one of the reasons?
Lucius: ready as Freddy!
Slender: ...
Masky: OK then... your first opponent is sonic.
Sonic.exe: this will the easy!
Lucius: says the blue hedgehog...
Jeff: burrrrnnnn!
Sonic.exe: shut up!
*goes super sonic*
super Sonic.exe: foolish mortal, I am go-
*poof*
Lucius: I estola your rings :3
Sonic.exe: what?
*pulls out smg*
Lucius: who is god now?
*insert csi intro música here*
Slender: he is very practical
Masky: that's ONE of the reasons I suggested him
slender: one of the reasons?
Tokyo japón and behind Mount Fuji yeah I know what you'er thinking what do tu mine por that? will yeah I know I know.....
so back on topic here I was walking around and saw this muro "hmmm that's weird I don't recall this being here?" well now why on earth is there a muro doing all the way out here? "*sighs* well only one way to find out is to just go in at find out for yourself,here goes nothing!" so now I'm falling down this muro yay....Not! siguiente thing I know I'm somewhere else and I don't have any idea how I ended up here but hola what are tu going to do?........
Heat Signature (Adventure time)
Lucius: ...
Slender: ...
Lucius: how the hell did tu talk about hundreds of fellow killers dying without shedding a tear?
Slender: what?
Lucius: tu know what i'm talking about
Slender: oh that! because its fake
Lucius: say what?
Slender: ShadowLurker was there
Lucius: ok, is there a true story?
Slender: yes, years before even i had proxys me and Zalgo made a alliance... well... más like a fake one. while during the alliance I estola info regularly and gave it to cRYPT, which he used to stop his little schemes... until I found out his most evil plan... to kill us all
Lucius: and thats what he is trying to do right now?! so why aren't we going after him right now!?
Slender: wel-
*BOOM*
ToTheArk: with that, Slender and the Proxy is no doubt dead!
SkinTaker: nice job with the mines Boots
Boots: *thumbs up*
Slender: ...
Lucius: how the hell did tu talk about hundreds of fellow killers dying without shedding a tear?
Slender: what?
Lucius: tu know what i'm talking about
Slender: oh that! because its fake
Lucius: say what?
Slender: ShadowLurker was there
Lucius: ok, is there a true story?
Slender: yes, years before even i had proxys me and Zalgo made a alliance... well... más like a fake one. while during the alliance I estola info regularly and gave it to cRYPT, which he used to stop his little schemes... until I found out his most evil plan... to kill us all
Lucius: and thats what he is trying to do right now?! so why aren't we going after him right now!?
Slender: wel-
*BOOM*
ToTheArk: with that, Slender and the Proxy is no doubt dead!
SkinTaker: nice job with the mines Boots
Boots: *thumbs up*
Subject files: Lucius Vole
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant o a animal powers. The first time he was dado the serum he aged 1 año every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His inicial was found a mes after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to tu John.
SCP
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant o a animal powers. The first time he was dado the serum he aged 1 año every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His inicial was found a mes after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to tu John.
SCP
Kage: なぜ テール-
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently amor makes tu deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know tu like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! tu were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing tu say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently amor makes tu deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know tu like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! tu were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing tu say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
All (singing): happy birthday to you!
Me: thanks guys! tu know for killers tu guys are pretty nice
Jeff: not for long >:D
Me: well guys... I guess I should get to work
All: yep
Me: *sigh*
Notes!
well guys it is my birthday (like tu care) and I'm here to make some announcements!:
I'm doing a side series called "The Chronicles Of Zalgo" about the events of the villains!
Also I'm doing a series on Windwakerguy's fanpage called "Void"... all I can say its utter chaos...
Finally, also on Windwakerguy's fanpage I'm a character in his series called " Windwakerguy's amazing quest" its is about him trying to get fame!
that is all, chao!
Me: thanks guys! tu know for killers tu guys are pretty nice
Jeff: not for long >:D
Me: well guys... I guess I should get to work
All: yep
Me: *sigh*
Notes!
well guys it is my birthday (like tu care) and I'm here to make some announcements!:
I'm doing a side series called "The Chronicles Of Zalgo" about the events of the villains!
Also I'm doing a series on Windwakerguy's fanpage called "Void"... all I can say its utter chaos...
Finally, also on Windwakerguy's fanpage I'm a character in his series called " Windwakerguy's amazing quest" its is about him trying to get fame!
that is all, chao!
Slender: great tu made him cry
Observer: the truth hurts
Observer and Slender: *arguing*
Masky: HEY!
Observer and Slender: what?
Masky: do tu hear that?
*Heavy breathing*
Slender: Shadow Lurker... *pulls out tentacles*
*grabs Shadow Lurker*
Slender: why are tu here?
SL: Zalgo told me to figure out who is the new proxy!
Observer: Zalgo is at it again...
Lucius: who the hell is Zalgo?
Sonic.exe: *panting*
Slender: I will tell tu later
SL: please don't hurt me!
Slender: tell Zalgo meet me at the grave yard at 7:30 EXACT!
*throws Shadow Lurker out*
Lucius: now were was I? oh yeah >:D
Sonic.exe: sh**
Observer: the truth hurts
Observer and Slender: *arguing*
Masky: HEY!
Observer and Slender: what?
Masky: do tu hear that?
*Heavy breathing*
Slender: Shadow Lurker... *pulls out tentacles*
*grabs Shadow Lurker*
Slender: why are tu here?
SL: Zalgo told me to figure out who is the new proxy!
Observer: Zalgo is at it again...
Lucius: who the hell is Zalgo?
Sonic.exe: *panting*
Slender: I will tell tu later
SL: please don't hurt me!
Slender: tell Zalgo meet me at the grave yard at 7:30 EXACT!
*throws Shadow Lurker out*
Lucius: now were was I? oh yeah >:D
Sonic.exe: sh**
