Victim: you're insane!
Vendetta: I am... for freedom... *walks out*
*BOOM*
Henry: Vendetta!
Vendetta: who are you? a man that believes in me? that is dangerous tu know...
Henry: it's me sir... Henry
Vendetta: Henry! my, have tu grown!
Henry: sir... we need your leadership to registrarse us again.
Vendetta: i'm sorry Henry, but i'm retired form the society.
Henry: but sir! Zalgo and Slender broke the treaty!
Vendetta: it is not my job to mess with the affairs of two beings of power
Henry: but we need a leader!
Vendetta: Lumar is old but he still is capable...
Henry: Lumar died sir...
Vendetta: ... we leave tonight...
Henry: welcome back sir
Society of Killers
Vendetta: I am... for freedom... *walks out*
*BOOM*
Henry: Vendetta!
Vendetta: who are you? a man that believes in me? that is dangerous tu know...
Henry: it's me sir... Henry
Vendetta: Henry! my, have tu grown!
Henry: sir... we need your leadership to registrarse us again.
Vendetta: i'm sorry Henry, but i'm retired form the society.
Henry: but sir! Zalgo and Slender broke the treaty!
Vendetta: it is not my job to mess with the affairs of two beings of power
Henry: but we need a leader!
Vendetta: Lumar is old but he still is capable...
Henry: Lumar died sir...
Vendetta: ... we leave tonight...
Henry: welcome back sir
Society of Killers
*Meanwhile*
46: ok Mr. Timothy tu are free to go...
Masky: thanks...
96: *screeching*
46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!
Porter: ok, let me teleport tu guys outa here...
ToTheArk: how did tu get here?
Porter: I can teleport... its in the name
All: oh
*Meanwhile... again*
Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?
Zalgo: I need tu to break Zippers out... again...
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...
Zalgo: Observer! RED!
Both: yes?
Zalgo: go capture BEN...
Observer: yes sir...
RED: LETS RUN!
46: ok Mr. Timothy tu are free to go...
Masky: thanks...
96: *screeching*
46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!
Porter: ok, let me teleport tu guys outa here...
ToTheArk: how did tu get here?
Porter: I can teleport... its in the name
All: oh
*Meanwhile... again*
Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?
Zalgo: I need tu to break Zippers out... again...
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...
Zalgo: Observer! RED!
Both: yes?
Zalgo: go capture BEN...
Observer: yes sir...
RED: LETS RUN!
Karl: lets see all your little secrets...
Henry: well it looks like tu are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did tu get in here?!
Henry: i'm friends with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet tu still don't give us the secret
Karl: tu wouldn't understand it anyway, why are tu here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do tu want me to rejoin o not?
Henry: well, if tu are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: well it looks like tu are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did tu get in here?!
Henry: i'm friends with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet tu still don't give us the secret
Karl: tu wouldn't understand it anyway, why are tu here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do tu want me to rejoin o not?
Henry: well, if tu are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Sonic.exe: ahhhhh!
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have tu seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have tu been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are tu the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do tu remember last time tu rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have tu seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have tu been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are tu the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do tu remember last time tu rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
one día i was sleeping over at my friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if tu include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he dicho " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello tu have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need tu to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: tu and I both know tu don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little más specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little más Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello tu have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need tu to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: tu and I both know tu don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little más specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little más Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because tu don't trust me doesn't mean tu have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did tu learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army o supporters of it
Johhny: and if tu let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because tu don't trust me doesn't mean tu have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did tu learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army o supporters of it
Johhny: and if tu let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: tu are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do tu feel any guilt?
????: every single día I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did tu kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: tu are crazy!
????: well thank tu captain obvious!... now if tu excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait tu can't, tu are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: tu are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: tu are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do tu feel any guilt?
????: every single día I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did tu kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: tu are crazy!
????: well thank tu captain obvious!... now if tu excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait tu can't, tu are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: tu are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did tu get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why tu are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like tu to rejoin, tu are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if tu don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did tu get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why tu are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like tu to rejoin, tu are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if tu don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: tu have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: tu talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... tu are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may tu open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: tu talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... tu are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may tu open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV mostrar swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would tu like some más tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would tu like some más tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV mostrar swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would tu like some más tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would tu like some más tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *