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más misceláneo Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got más awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga libros o movies!

* Can I just say before tu read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and hombres lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can tu have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy oso, oso de ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a el espacio heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer dicho that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think tu know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in libros are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what tu are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

tu think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 año old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward o Team Jacob... o Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the libros but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the cine ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN tu can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When tu taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t puñetazo, ponche him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on tu then he’ll outlive you. Which is why tu get Edward to fall in amor with tu and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward o Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and hombres lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer dicho it herself ;)

Hope tu enjoyed them ;) They'll be más to come I assure you!

If tu haven't read the first ones I publicado then go onto my artículos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comentario if tu liked ;)

Thank tu so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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fuego Sunset por me Ch. 2 Greeting and Meeting

posted by NewMoonG

I awoke por the sound of the guy talking on the phone with someone. "Yes, I know," he said. I bet he's tryin to get a hold of the emergency. "But can't a doctor come down here, adn just-help her? Ok, fine. Forget it." He shut the phone, he still hadn't notice that I was awake already because I pretended I was still asleep. "Where am I?" I asked, I hadn't realized that I was in a bed. "Oh..your fine. I thought tu were going to die." Yeah right I was gonna die! I'm so heathly I could carrie the cure to any kind of disease. "Are tu okay, are tu injured o anything?" Whoa! This guy seemed like...

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bellas depresstion, new moon, the 1st few months.

posted by themidget123

new moon, bellas depresstion. the 1st few months

it hurts to live. life to me is a segundo death, only like being left to bleed on a pavement instead of a quick stab, then to be left in peace. death and life are much the same thing now. only death seems más peaceful, i already know, as i watch other people living there lives, there is nothing left for me. fun was like a greek word to me now. i didnt know what i ment. i thought about making the most of life before the pain killed me for sure. i couldnt remember HOW to have fun. what was the point of going to the beach? it wasn't going to bring...

Heavenly and Jacob chapter two

posted by alybops

chapter two
sorry, it took sooo long. i was buisy. hope tu like it :)!

i heard a knock at my door that afternoon. i ran to go open it,
"hey Jake!" i couldn't hide the fact that i was excited.
"hi heavenly!" he dicho almost as excited as me.
"we should go before my mom ca-"
"HEAVENLY! WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" i was red with embarrasment.
"uh... ma, this is Jake, Jake, this is my ma." i introduced them.
"HEY SWEETY!" my mom dicho super loud even though he was standing right there.
"hi, mrs. Paulmero, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Jake was really polite.
"you know you're very handsome-"
"MOM! WE'RE...

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Never Ending Chapter 4

posted by teamedward_2010

I do not own Twilight so please don't sue!

End of chapter 3

I threw the door open surprised to see Jake and Bella standing there.
"Hey guys whats up, tu looked like someone died?" I meant it as a joke.
"Lena it's Seth there's been an accident." I felt my corazón sink down to my toes why was Jake saying this, it was so not funny.

Chapter 4
I felt my knees shaking and I wanted to ask a million question, but all I could do was stand there and cry. Bella put her arm around my shoulder and called something to Jake and helped me into a car. I had no idea where we were going and I didn't care, my Seth...

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Robert Pattinson - From A to Z

posted by Milena96

This is a lista - almost everything about him... Sorry I misused some letters, I just couldn't find anything!!!

A - like ABBA. Rob likes canto their songs. "Only person who sings their songs better than me is my friend Hugh Jackman" says Rob

B - like Bible. Rob would like to act in filming of Bible!!!

C - like Cola Light. Edward's favourite drink is blood, but Rob likes low fat Cola!!!

D - like Dali, Rob was actuación this artist in "Little Ashes". "Playing Dali has been a complete turning point for me. I became completely obsessed with Dali during the filming, and I read every biography I could...

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Bellas Worst Nightmare-Chpt 10

posted by twilight_james

I woke up in Alices arms. She was the only one there.
"How long was I out?" I asked her
She sighed. "Only half-an-hour. The rest of them have gone out. Bella, please, tu have to tell them. We don't know what will happen, but I can hardly do this. Please Bella."
I shook my head. "I can't Alice-"
She whipped her head to the side." The others are back" Alice stated.
I sighed, then gasped as the pain hit me again. Edward came in and looked at me screaming, then sighed. I gritted my teeth and only let a small agonized moan escape. Alice placed her hands on y stomach, and the pain lesssened. I mouthed...

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Tyler Posey......New 'Teen lobo

posted by Hellohoudini

mtv Finds New 'Teen Wolf'Source:
AccessHollywood Mon Dec 14, 2009, 6:25 pm

Step aside Michael J. zorro, fox and Jason Bateman - there's a new "Teen Wolf" in town.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the network has found its lead for the TV remake of the 1985 movie and its subsequent sequel.

, who is best known for his roles in "Lincoln Heights" and "Brothers & Sisters," will take on the role of Scott McCall, a dorky high-school student who gains a slew of new powers after being attacked por a lobo - including the gift of attracting girls.

Young stars Tyler Hoechlin ("7th Heaven"), Crystal Reed...

Bella & Jacob & Edward

posted by edward-lover456

Bella and Jacob
as it seems to be best friends with feelings Jacob's corazón beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one día have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's corazón wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much más so for now his corazón only beats a Little for her mother but so much más for her.

Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers día but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always amor Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there corazón for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.

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Dark and Rainy Chapter one

posted by courtneykutie

Renesmee Pov

IT's been Six years Since we have heard from the Volturi Except When My best friend Maggie and her Mate Alec,they both Changed there ways.
They have Been Living with us for 3 years know!And now Me and Maggie and Alec are starting school in Forks like everyone else did!Jacob is going to College with my Mom and Dad right now at Washington State University!Jake is my Best friend and Iam scared i like him más than that!Scary!

"So I cant wait to go shopping for new School clothes!!"I dicho cheerfully,Aunt alice smiled at me

"Me too!!your mother hates shopping"Aunt Alice dicho Laughing...

Hello Again! (from the autor of BloodLust, Storyteller, and Ignornace)

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Dear readers
Thanks, again, for your support on my stories!
Weather it was BloodLust, Storyteller o IgnornacE, I loved all the feedback!
XD
so plz keep in mind that Blood Lust NEVER ended
(if u didn't know that and u were one of the readers/fans, well now tu do!!!)
I am posting the siguiente chapter in the book (chapter 14L trying times)
and it will be up either late tonight, and if it isn't tonight around 8 PM , then it'll DEFINITLY be up before the Thanksgiving Holiday (thursday) which means it'll def. be up por tomorrow if not tonight!
:D
so yay!!!
I am posting enlaces to all the chapters (1-13) before...

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Our Little Fairy Tale

posted by Lausies

None of the Twilight Saga belongs to me and I do not claim to own any of the characters, that all belongs to Stephanie Meyer.
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This is set eight years after Breaking Dawn when Renesmee has reached her full maturity. She looks about 17/18. Hope tu like it!!

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Is it easier to let him go? I amor him. I would do anything for him. But can I honestly make him happy? I don't deserve him.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe you're not right for him. God knows...

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Emmett's Comedy (It's really funny. I got my friend to laugh hysterically during English)

posted by alicecullenrox1

Emmett's Comedy

Chapter One

It was the very first día of school in the small town of Forks, Washington. A pretty boring town if tu ask me. Low crime rate, high optimism rate. Like I said- pretty darn boring!! Rose took the usual twenty hours to choose what outfit she wanted to wear. I was so close to just chucking her out the window, burning all of her clothes and making her go in a make-shift toga make out of a cama sheet. But I am too nice to do that. (Though, doing that would add a lot of fun to this boring town!! Forks would have their first albino Greek Goddess!)

So it was upstairs with Rose...

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Twilight Movie Review

posted by MissCupcake

Twilight DVD Cover

Rated: PG-13 for some violence and a scene of sensuality.

Runtime: 2 hrs 2 mins

Genre: Dramas
Theatrical Release:Nov 21, 2008 Wide

Box Office: $191,449,475
Synopsis: Bella cisne (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother re-marries and sends Bella to... Bella cisne (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother re-marries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town...

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Stars on Taylor & Team Jacob

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Jackson Rathbone: "Taylor Lautner really stands out in this film, and I think people are going to be really blown away por his performance. tu have these great moments that Jacob just completely is winning over Bella. And it's just beautiful to see it. It's all in their eyes."

Selena Gomez: "He is a very very nice gentleman."

Kristen Stewart: "I amor that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.
"
Ashley Greene: "I really really adore Rob and Edward's awesome, but I'm Team Jacob. Is just... tu gotta amor Taylor, he plays an amazing Jacob, so... my corazón belongs to him. Hahaha."

Taylor Swift: "Aw, Tay-Tay. Well, see, I don't know Rob Pattinson, so I would just por default, I'd be on Team Tay."

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Ways to Stay Busy till New Moon Release

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Gas up that el espacio shuttle because tu can travel back and forth to the moon four times in the time it will take for New Moon to release. If tu aren't into flying, tu could always drive cruzar, cruz country seven times making frequent starbucks stops. If tu are less energetic, tu could always just sit inicial and watch Twilight (2008) 348 times while the hours to November 20th tick down. The agony of waiting is torturing Twilight fans around the globe, but today, we have some ideas to help tu stay busy during this treacherous time.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and the rest of...

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New Moon Cast Go On Mall Tour

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Last año the Twilight cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour to help promote the release of the film and this año they are following suit. The cast is set to appear at 15 different Nordstrom department stores around the nation in the coming weeks. For those that want to get up close and personal with RPattz, Tay-Tay, and KStew, your chance comes this Friday.

As we all remember from last year, the cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour hitting up malls across the nation. As the film grew in popularity, the cast appearances became unruly as thousands of people waited to catch a glimpse of the brooding Pattinson. So keep in mind, that New Moon is ten times más popular than Twilight was last year, so be prepared and forewarned!

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ROBERT PATTINSON SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by lexie2635

TWILIGHTERS i thought that i've seen everything.I saw this articulo about a real ROBERT PATTINSON SCHOOL!im guessing that twilight and rob fans are begging mommy and daddy to send them there.THIS IS NO JOKE.READ BELOW.

And it isn’t a school on how to get over Robert Pattinson, o how to be Robert Pattinson. It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Language, Science, Mathematics!

In all seriousness guys, it is a real school. That is their real name. And it has nothing to do with the Twilight Saga’s Robert Pattinson! Just a mere coincidence! And no, Rob does not teach there! Sorry! lol

UPDATE: ROBSessedBlog dicho that this school used to be the #1 google buscar when tu searched “Robert Pattinson” oh what a difference a año makes! lol

And there tu have.google it and see for yourself.

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traced

posted by ParamoreFreak

traced
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3.) Never Say Never
Rick pulled back into his driveway, and Phil hopped out of the car, bag in hand, when the car stopped.
"What's next?" Phil asked.
"Nothing...if they come again then we fight." Rick put the key in the lock and unlocked the front door. "If not, then tu go back inicial and tu forget about me and the demonic world...and pretend demons dont exist!"
"What?" Phil asked, walking in behind Rick.
"What do tu mean what?"
"I mean, what do tu mean?" Phil dicho and Rick stopped.
"Ok...what?"
"I can't just go back inicial and forget everything happens!...

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Into the Shadow-chapter 7

posted by twilight_james

Chapter 7

I was hunting with Jane again one night, but she ran off quicker than usual. I went to follow her but she called out “Edward, please don’t follow me. Get away from here. Now. Go. Please”
I was mystified por her words. What did I have to run from? There wasn’t anyone who was displeased with me at the moment. Well, maybe Carlisle. But he would never hurt me. Or…….or what if it was something else, something I had never thought of. What if……what if she had found a mate?
The realization hit me hard. I stumbled back, my breath knocked out of me. Of course, we’d both knew that...

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NEW SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE COVER TWILIGHTERS AND TWIHARDS READ

posted by lexie2635

Everyones wondering whos on the cover of the November 2009 SEVENTEEN magazine.KRISTEN STEWART!Awesome right? The magazine gave Twilight its own little section.Interviews with Kristen,Robert,Taylor, and more.It also includes Behind the scenes secrets from Kellan Lutz, and facts about the new cast members.AND WAIT THERES MORE.A HOTTTTT poster of Taylor and a offer for free tickets to NEW MOON!!!!!!!! I got my copy,how about you.

NOTE:is not on seventeens page yet.But fun twilight games and give aways.