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más misceláneo Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got más awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga libros o movies!

* Can I just say before tu read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and hombres lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can tu have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy oso, oso de ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a el espacio heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer dicho that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think tu know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in libros are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what tu are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

tu think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 año old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward o Team Jacob... o Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the libros but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the cine ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN tu can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When tu taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t puñetazo, ponche him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on tu then he’ll outlive you. Which is why tu get Edward to fall in amor with tu and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward o Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and hombres lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer dicho it herself ;)

Hope tu enjoyed them ;) They'll be más to come I assure you!

If tu haven't read the first ones I publicado then go onto my artículos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comentario if tu liked ;)

Thank tu so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Twilight Set

added by neeki

Source: http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2008/05/14/bob-thompson-twilight-fans-

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Twilight Set

added by neeki

Source: http://www.twilightvinculum.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=27&page=3

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Twilight Set

added by neeki

Source: http://www.twilightvinculum.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=27&page=1

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Edward and Rosalie

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Twilight Set

added by neeki

Source: livejournal.com

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My Midnight Sun [edwards point of view] part 3

posted by BellaCullenHale

''As long as i'm breaking the rules,i'll do it throughly.Letting the chips fall where they may.''

This is part 3.I've edged it up a bit.Please Enjoy!

THE CULLEN HOUSE,
2:00 AM
''I just...don't know.'' Jasper and I were talking.I had told him everything that was happening.And how,i knew that I was in amor with Bella.Even though I don't know her that well.I can tell.Though,Alice's vision,the way i feel about her.And how I feel so protective of her.
''I feel so protective of her...I've never felt like that with anyone before...Not like that..''
I was now venting. ''Huh...You know that the others may not Approve...She's not like us Edward.'' He was trying to reason.I read his thoughts.He didn't...

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New Moon Chapter 1(p.8-12)

posted by 9stardust

Chapter 1:PARTY
I WAS NINETY-NINE POINT NINE PERCENT SURE I WAS dreaming.
The reasons I was so certain were that, first, I was standing in a bright shaft of sunlight–the
kind of blinding clear sun that never shone on my drizzly new hometown in Forks,
Washington–and second, I was looking at my Grandma Marie. Gran had been dead for six
years now, so that was solid evidence toward the dream theory.
Gran hadn't changed much; her face looked just the same as I remembered it. The skin was
soft and withered, bent into a thousand tiny creases that clung gently to the bone underneath.
Like a dried apricot,...

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The Russet Noon Controversy Rages On - Lady Sybilla Will Write a Tell-All Book

posted by russet-noon

Russet Noon - The Tribute Sequel to Breaking Dawn

A spectre is haunting the web -- the spectre of Russet Noon. All the powers of the internet have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, and the lista goes on and on to include worldwide bloggers too numerous to count.

Two things result from this fact:

I. The Russet Noon controversy is already acknowledged por all internet powers to be itself a link.

II. It is high time that Lady Sybilla's revolutionary movement should openly, in the face of the whole world, publicar their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery...

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Alice's POV on Chapters 1 and 2 of New Moon

posted by mrsblack_1089

New Moon isn't my favorito! book, but I thought it would be interresting to read Alice's POV for a change. =) Hope tu enjoy it! It's pretty long...sorry...

"She should be here in about ten más seconds," I told my brother, focusing my eyes on the entrance to the parking lot.
Edward rolled his eyes. "Take it easy on her," he warned me. "You know Bella. This día will be really hard for her. tu know what she wants más than anything--" He broke off and clenched his teeth. "She won't make it too difficult for tu tonight, Edward," I tried to comfort him. "She'll only ask a few times." He grimaced...

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Chapter 20

posted by mrsblack_1089

OMG THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to post them in one spot and name it as a story, so watch for 'Sunbreak' please!!!!!! I amor everyone who loves Janesmee as much as I do and I hope tu read más of my writings!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo--mrsblack_1089 <33333333

A little cry woke us both the siguiente morning. "What's that?" I asked groggily. I checked the bedside clock. In my opinion, it was too early to get up. A segundo cry joined the first, and yesterday came back in a rush. I bolted up in bed, and the rush of blood made me dizzy. "Oh!" I stumbled out of cama and nearly...

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In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

posted by Jakesgirl94

Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if tu are lectura this and tu have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then tu should go and read it.This will not make sense if tu have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).

Ok so , first of all this articulo made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death por twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not...

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steph meyer speaks, breaking dawn and casting

posted by jpolanco

"In regards to the question, "Is Breaking Dawn the last book in the Twilight Saga?" The answer is, "I don’t know." It’s the last one for a while, at least. Of course there will be Midnight Sun, but that’s covering old material. I’m not sure if I will go adelante, hacia adelante with the Twilight characters–I’m a little burned out right now. Ask me again in two years."

"Breaking Dawn is in the editing phase. It it tentatively set for release Fall 2008. It could be later if we hit a snag in editing. Usually editing takes longer than a few months, but both I and my editors will be putting in lots of...