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más misceláneo Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got más awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga libros o movies!

* Can I just say before tu read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and hombres lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can tu have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy oso, oso de ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a el espacio heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer dicho that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think tu know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in libros are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what tu are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

tu think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 año old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward o Team Jacob... o Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the libros but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the cine ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN tu can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When tu taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t puñetazo, ponche him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on tu then he’ll outlive you. Which is why tu get Edward to fall in amor with tu and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward o Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and hombres lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer dicho it herself ;)

Hope tu enjoyed them ;) They'll be más to come I assure you!

If tu haven't read the first ones I publicado then go onto my artículos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comentario if tu liked ;)

Thank tu so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Twilight - Chapter 4 - Invitations (pages 81-84)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 4 - INVITATIONS

The siguiente morning, when i pulled into the parking lot, I deliberately parked as far as possible from the silver Volvo. I didn't want to put myself in the path of too much temtation and end up owing him a new car. Getting out of the cab, I fumbled with my key and it fell into a puddle at my feet. As I bent to get it, a white hand flashed out and grabbed it before I could. I jerked upright. Edward Cullen was right siguiente to me, leaning casually against my truck.
"How do tu do that?" I asked in amazed irritation.
"Do what?" He held my key out...

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breaking dawn edwards pov chapter 5

posted by xroylex

when we reached the airpoet bella looked shocked to see where we was going.
"houston?" she asked raising her eyebrows we were at the suttle in seatle now we had made it and i belive she didn`t know she had fallen in and out of sleep the whole way there.
"just a stop on the way" i told her i grin i loved how she had no idea how were we where going i know she hates surpriese.
bella fell asleep on the trip to the siguiente stop she didnt talk much she just spoke respuestas i had no idea what they ment.
i woke her well i pulled her threw the siguiente termanal to the siguiente palin ride she was slower and gruggy....

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he never came back,...like forfilled his promise c2

posted by KatiiCullen94

capter 2

i woke with the sun lieing on my legs, and alone,
i rolled to see jacobs side empty, but what could i expect, this was the morning routine, the way it was was since our marriage five months ago.
he had his werewolf duties along side sam.I dont know why this morning felt different to every other.i had a feeling today was different, like for some reason today is a día i was going to remember and jacob wasnt there to see what it was.
It was early 9.00, and i was shocked to see the sun, out , instead of the gloomy clouds as always.
I had hoped to raise Tanna in Pheonix, in the sun and the heat,...

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he never came back,...like forfilled his promise

posted by KatiiCullen94

capter one!!!

i flicked off the light, and prayed that when i shut the door that it wouldnt wake her up. i steped out of the room, taking one más glance at my addition to my complete life.
she was soo little, so young and yet so innocent to the world around her, so unaware to the creaters that surivive just outside her room, and i tend to keep it like that until the time is right.like of her father.
of only 5 weeks of age. and already made her perfect smile, and wow she looked like her dad.
the brown soft, russet colour tone, and the brown eyes,. the spitting image.
i smiled once más and closed...

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lost Memories Chapter 6

posted by SuperFunFan1001

Hope ya like it!
DISCLAIMER: I DON’T OWN TWILIGHT o ITS CHARACTERS!

Bella’s POV
Uuuh what happened? “ Bella? Bella sweetie?” called a sharp yet beautiful velvet voice.
I opened my eyes and sat up. In front of me there was a man with black hair and almost translucent skin.
I shot up and got into a fighting stance. “Who are you!? How do tu know my name?” I growled. “Bella?” he looked confused. “It’s me Aro. Don’t tu remember?” he was staring at me as if I had grown a segundo head. “What are tu talking about? What don’t I remember?” I dicho to him putting as much coldness...

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infinite amor chapter 2

posted by _madz_

hola guys, thanks for the support, i'm glad tu like it :P

part one
I stopped breathing. I was so nervous. I’d met other vampiros and covens before, but never this many.
I shifted my weight to my right foot, listening to the slight rustle the césped, hierba made beneath my foot.
Then I heard a voice. It sounded like golden wind chimes.
“Alice! What on earth is he doing?”
“Shush Rose! This is important!” another female voice answered. Alice I suppose.
Well they sounded nice enough.
From what I could here they had slowed down, just below the ridge of the hill. What were they waiting for?
“Dude,...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 18

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

Breaking the news to Kyo that his mother was gone was not easy. He refused to accept that she was gone and he continually called for her. Charlie thought that the boy was just grieving and tried to soothe him but he pushed Charlie away. Zach and I tried to speak to him but he didn’t want to see us. He blamed me for Loretta disappearing, which was partly right. I had kicked her out of my body but I hadn’t banished her from the face of the earth. Maybe she had just accepted her fate and passed on. But something didn’t mover on with her. Like her amor for her child. The time...

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amor & war chapter 1

posted by anna0789

its the vietnam war...
carilisle is 23
emmet is 20
edward is 19
jasper is 20

edward's pov

it's been 5 weeks since i arrived to vietnam to the alpha company. I have to accept that my mother was right i wasn't ready for war well none of us really were. The war consisted of days of bieng bore to death and hours of pure horror ; i hadn't been hurt but i had watch many died i feel bad for saying that i am really lucky that i didn't knew well the guys that had died. but that was how it was tu tried to maintain what is yours as selfish as it sounds...
i had form a really closed relationship with all the...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 17

posted by twilight-7

Edward’s POV

Kayla went very still. So still she could pass for a statue. Her eyes were wide and staring but unseeing. I thought I saw a flash of oro behind her now manzana, apple green eyes. She dicho she was possessed. I was doubtful. Possession was not something that existed in real life. Spirits and ghosts did not exist.
But then neither should I. o Jacob. We were both of myth and legend which asks the pregunta why can’t spirits exist as well.
Kayla relaxed. She stretched her arms as high as possible and then ran her fingers over her bare arms and the cotton vest she wore.
“Well, I’ve been...

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a cursed story: chapter 12

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter12:
Bellas pov
I was driving 150 mph I just wanted to get out of forks and escape from Damien but…I really missed the Cullen's they were my first real friends in 100 years of my existence.
After 2 hours of driving I pulled over and glanced at the beautiful full moon when someone grabbed my shoulder my body tensed my corazón started beating like crazy who could it be? I was so scared what if its Damien? I slowly turned around and met Damien's eyes they were full of anger and fear. what hes afraid of me? pshhh right!
-don’t run away from me Bella!
He whispered and then hugged me and I pulled...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 16

posted by twilight-7

Same as before ..... estrella then italics - Loretta
Italics - Kayla

I burst into the Cullen household to see Emmett and Jasper fighting to hold onto Edward. Esme was trying to calm Edward, her hands touching Edward’s face, hair, arms. She was speaking in gentle tones, telling him to be calm and think things through. They didn’t see me. Their concentration was all on Edward.
“She doesn’t want me, Esme,” he cried to her. “I saw her, draped all over him. I saw the amor in her eyes for him and when she looked at me and spoke to me she was cold and hard. She doesn’t amor me.”
I stood,...

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Last part of me...chapter 2

posted by Rob_patt_fan

I was on my way to inicial when I saw Cullen's house road. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know if I would die there when I see their rooms empty. with no COLD ONES!

I turned around and decided to go home. I wanted to be strong. But... who was there for me to make me be strong for him?! As I went in my room I recognized something under the carpet of my room. I went closer and got the papers out from there. The título was:

"Last part of me"

It was Edward's gorgeous handwriting. Tears ran on my cheecks before I could even read any of it.

"Edward, Edward...Come back"

With my screams, Charlie was at...

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sisters chapter 7

posted by anna0789

alice was helping me prepare to my "double date" with edward ,james and mystery girl
i don't know but every time anyone mention that girl my stomach twisted i didn't get it i wasn't jelouse becuase i had seen edward make out with tons of girls but...
but he hadn't been with nobody since we became friends... but i wasn't jelouse no NO

"look bella" alice dicho proud of herself since we sere only going to the cine alice agree that i chose my outfit under her supervision while she did my make up and hair

"wow alice tu really do magic# i whisper
she laugh giddly
"thanks well good luck with your...

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más New Moon UK fan event details :)

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Further to yesterday’s opening of the ballot for the New Moon UK fan Party, we have additional information for fans, and respuestas to some preguntas which have been publicado on the fan pages.

Bands

Throughout the week we will be announcing the band line up for the event. We are very pleased to say the 1st band to be announces is BAND OF SKULLS

Tickets

Each ballot entry on www.ticketweb.co.uk/newmoon is for 2 tickets. All entries will be put into a misceláneo draw and successful entrants will be notified. Please note, in order to pick up your tickets tu will be required to provide ID. If tu see any...

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Jasper Hale Bio

posted by MissCupcake

Jasper Hale

Name: Jasper Hale

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: Can manipulate the emotions of those around him

About Them: Jasper Hale, originally born Jasper Whitlock, is the adopted son of Carlisle and Esme Cullen, adoptive brother of Edward, Emmett, and Rosalie, and husband of Alice. Due to his past, where he was able to feed on humans whenever he chose, Jasper lacks strong self-control. However, we also find that the "vegetarian" lifestyle is not Jasper's first choice and that this also affects his self-control. Tall with honey blond hair, muscular but yet lean, Jasper portrays his special ability well....

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Chapter 4: Edwards’s pov

posted by joe-edwardfan

end of chap3
The campana rang then I saw Edward waiting for me in front of the office
-there u are I thought tu were going to ditch me
-whenever I make a promise I will always keep it!
Specially the one that includes: killing Damien and his mother
-so who was he?
He asked a little angry
-no one
I sighed
-I won’t push it if u don’t want to talk about it
-that's a good idea
We reached the biology class I sat beside the window again and edward sat beside me like jasper
The teacher came in the class and told everyone to welcome edward and blah blah blah
In the biology class I wasn’t as tired as before so...

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New Moon and eclipse Updates!! EveryDay!

posted by House_Of_Night_

hello, i'm kathleen. everyday i am goin to bring u up todate with everthing that is happening with new moon and eclispe.....

NEW MOON=

*NEW MOON TICKETS GO ON SALE*

Sweden – tickets are now available for a Twilight and New Moon theatre experience! On November 19th they’ll be able to watch Twilight, and directly after (at midnight) they’ll have the midnight New Moon showing!

Belgium – New Moon tickets are now on sale in Belgium! And they get New Moon even earlier! On the 18th of November! tu can purchase tickets here!

Germany – New Moon was to be released in January in Germany, however...

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My Midnight Sun Part 6 [edwards point of view]

posted by BellaCullenHale

i started to think of peaceful places.

THE CULLENS HOUSE

''Edward.'' Esme rushed to me,as soon as she saw me. My neck treeking with blood. I had patted my neck with a papertowel to stop the bleeding. ''Emmett.'' she turned to him. Her body still angled toward me. Dissaproval in her eyes as she glared at him. ''You and I are going to have a talk.'' Carsisle came out then. He took his hand and motioned for the others to come with him. Alice and Rosalie both still staring at me. Both of there eyes looked as if they wanted to tear. Rosalie's suprised me. She had never seemed to care about me till now. I knew she didn't approve of...

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secrets chapter 9

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

I woke up this morning struggling to keep my scream inside.I don't want them checking me again.I got off the cama and went to the bathroom.After taking a bath,i got dressed.I wore my black skinny jeans,a tight grey sleeveless parte superior, arriba and a black leather jacket.I wore my favorito! grey converse and my black leather gloves to prevent the vision to register quickly.Fabric and leather does not stop the vision it just delay it for a few segundos giving me time to escape.When i finished preparing i head downstairs.When i'm already at the living room i was shocked of what i seen.It;s my car but i am...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 16

posted by teamalice_0

I'm sorry again that I didn't write earlier, I was sick, again. So I'll make it up this one will be long and full of info. If tu cry easily, tu might want to bring a tissue box.
teamalice_0
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Alice wouldn't let me go, so we had to 'walk/hug' our way back to the house, Seth followed.

Alice sniffed the air, then turned to me, "You smell."

I had to laugh. The way she dicho it and her expression made me laugh.

"Don't look at me, Seth's is the one who got his drool on me."

Alice didn't say anything but she made a disgusted look and insisted I 'cleaned up'...