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más misceláneo Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got más awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga libros o movies!

* Can I just say before tu read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and hombres lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can tu have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy oso, oso de ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a el espacio heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer dicho that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think tu know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in libros are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what tu are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

tu think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 año old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward o Team Jacob... o Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the libros but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the cine ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN tu can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When tu taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t puñetazo, ponche him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on tu then he’ll outlive you. Which is why tu get Edward to fall in amor with tu and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward o Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and hombres lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer dicho it herself ;)

Hope tu enjoyed them ;) They'll be más to come I assure you!

If tu haven't read the first ones I publicado then go onto my artículos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comentario if tu liked ;)

Thank tu so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[EIGHT]
    "And what makes tu say that?" Tabra asked.
    "Well, I found this, outside this morning as I was getting my mail." Jerek went over to his desk, opened a drawer, and pulled out a knife.
    That's weird, I never saw Jerek leave to get the mail - CYD! So, not the point right now! Oh, yea.
    Jerek came over to us with a cuchillo in his hands, and three words were engraved onto it in a firey oro color: tu WILL PAY!
    "Well,...

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Renn and Jakes Life Renn's Birthday Flashback part 2 of 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I was just fuming. The last thing I needed was them doing this. It hurt so deeply that they didn't trust me. I was responsible. But they didn't see that.

"Rennesmee." My dad's voice came from the stairwell.

"Leave me alone!" I screamed. Couldn't they get the hint? I needed them to go away for a while. To just give me a break for like one second.

"We'll go shortly if that's what tu want." I didn't regret yelling at him. Which isn't the best quality, but I didn't give a damn at that moment.

~Later~

I woke up from the endless time of isolation, that I had so craved earlier. It was dark again...

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Young Love.CH.8

posted by decullen

Everyone who are going to the wedding tomorrow are at a restaurant for the rehearsal dine.We all gave them a little speech.My mam and dad wanted to talk to me.

"What tu want to say tu can say here."I said.Why cant they just get over it.

"How did tu get pregnant?"She said.Everyone was watching us and listing.I laughed.

"Ha,well it was the same way tu did but with a different person."I dicho really cocky.

"very immature Bella.Why did tu keep it?"She dicho It sounded like she could cry.

"The same reason tu kept me."I could hidey speak.I started to walk to the toilet.

"Where are tu going?"My mam...

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A youtube Script(episode five)

posted by moolah

*episode five*
*A checkup for…*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was barfing all the time.
Every time I did it hurt so badly.
I couldn’t take it any longer.
I ran into Carlisle’s office without knocking.
*done thinking*
Alice: *walks in* Carlisle I need tu to help m-*vomits all over carpet*
Carlisle: *runs over to her* Alice, are tu all right?
Alice: *shakes head ‘no’*
Carlisle: Honey, sit down. Do tu think you’re going to do it again, sweetie?
Alice: *nods*
Carlisle: *runs and comes back up in 5 seconds* Here’s a bucket.
Alice: Thanks. *a segundo later vomits*
Carlisle: Alice, did tu bite Bella?...

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WIN Bella's Engagement Ring

posted by vampireempire

Official contest launches Saturday June 26, 2010.

WIN BELLA'S ENGAGEMENT RING!

Submission topic 'Why I amor Edward Cullen' o 'Why I Want Edward Cullens Ring' o anything about EDWARD CULLEN may consist of any ORIGINAL content including fanfiction, fanart, poesía and o your personal reason/story.

link

The Edward Cullens ring as decribed in the Twilight saga is yellow oro however the winner of the contest will have their choice of either white oro o yellow.

This is going to be FUN, FUN, FUN!

Contest begins Saturday June 26, 2010 and ends Sunday July 11, 2010.

Good Luck!

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 14

posted by xroylex

beeing part vampire gave me the speed being part human gave me tiedness so onse i reached italy i could feel it starting. i couldnt feel it much though.
i walked to the phile of stair i have only heard so little about. which led down to the hallway that i have only seen onse before. knocking on the big door.
"come in" a voice called
taking a deep breath i slowly began to open the door.
"oh renesmee what a delight to see tu hear" as i entered the room a bunch of people had there heads together but as soon as my name was mentioned three heads snapped up.
"aro" i nodded
"it great to see tu again....

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 39

posted by twilight-7

A few days later…

“Are tu sure you’re okay?” Alice asked me. Her golden eyes narrowed as she read my face.
I forced a nod and a smile while I waited for the pain to subside after another kick from the baby. Her nudges had now turned into kicks and they were becoming más painful. Each little movement from her resulted in one of my internal organs getting a beating.
I was sat in the living room of the Cullen household, with Alice, Rosalie and Esme. They were dado guard duty por Edward who had gone hunting with his brothers. Alice glanced at Rosalie who glanced at Esme who watched me...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one día while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a cuchillo at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the cuchillo fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 4~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
    "Oh my god," I dicho and sat in the chair Jerek did when I went to take a shower.
    "So, what do we do, doc?" Tabra asked.
    "We try to get him back. Tabra run outside and see if tu can still-"
    "It's too late," I interrupted.
    "How so?" She asked.
    "We don't know what time he was take, we just know he was taken between the ten minutos of my shower, which means that he could...

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the new Begining ch8

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As we run into the woods, a very strong part of me hold me back and yelled at me to comeback home, but i just can't do it, i knew that something was wrong but i had to be with Julius and if my parents didn't like the idea they have to deal with me leaving home

"Rennesme what's wrong amor are tu ok" Julius dicho to me as he envolver, abrigo me from my waist and kiss my forehead. i can't understand this pain in his face like if something were wrong, i don't think is me o that he is worried about me.I think is something más important and i have to find out what it is.

"yes i just worried, about what's going...

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the new Begining ch6

posted by sh0rtiinedward

All night i started thinking in Julius, he is the most beautiful thing i ever seen, but there's something about him that make me scare but i don't know what it is.
"Nessi baby, can we talk" i turn around when i hear my dad's voice and i froze, i know that he will tell me that i was grounded of something.
"Mm sure dad, what's up?"
"Well like tu know, i know what happen today in the woods, i just want to let tu know that I'm not mad at tu i just, want tu to be happy, and meet new people, but take it easy tu know that we have a secret to hide from the real word" he dicho as he huge me
"i know...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [THIRTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THIRTEEN]
"Alright, let's begin." Jerek dicho and started the topic of discussion for the meeting. "You all remember Haus, and his grip of terror over us all. But here we are today, The Alliance, forming against him, for one día he shall fall, and we shall win. That day, is sneaking up on us fast. We need to be ready. We need to be quick, agile, ready to kill at will. I don't know how much of an army, o how many people Haus has under his Death Clan of the Fallen, but I will tell tu that...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWELVE]
    Ok, so here is what we figured out: We had to kill Haus, no matter how long it takes us. We have to kill him. Duh, but I mean, we can't wait for him to attack, we have to attack him! But how?
    "Didn't that doctor say he was immortal?" I pointed out and they both nodded.
    "You caught that, huh?" Tabra dicho and I nodded.
    "Well, he is."
    "How? Is he a God o the son of Nicholas Flamel or...what?"...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TEN]
    Once I finished filing, Shropee went to bed. It was getting kinda' late. Wait, it was almost midnight. The only people up were Jerek, Tabra and I.
    "I'm going to bed," Tabra told me.
    "Alright." I dicho and hugged him goodnight.
    Tabra is such a good friend, I'd loose my shit if anything happened to him.
    "Follow me, I'll mostrar tu the bunkers." Jerek said, and he was looking at me too. I followed....

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THREE]
    "Seriously?" I asked him.
    "Well, seeing how I still need to heal, yea."
    "Oh yea," I wondered what would happen if we were running from the cops and I thought that we would be caught. For one thing, having a wounded man named Tabra, would probably be hard to run from cops in. I could probably make it, but Tabra probably couldn't. And I can't, I won't, let this happen to us, o him.
    "So, how long do tu think it'll take...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
___________________________
[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one día while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a cuchillo at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the cuchillo fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing...

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Renn and Jakes Life: Renn's Birthday Flashback Part 1 out of Part 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

( Some of tu who have read my anterior chapters know that in Renn and Jake's Life Chapter 23, I mentioned events of Nessie's "17th" birthday. I decided to write a chapter on the story of that event. I hope tu like it! )

I woke up and noticed that it was still dark outside, but I didn't care. Today I, and my family would officially consider me an adult. It felt so good, that I was just jumping with excitement.

I was tired of them making decisions for me. I wanted so bad to be free, and this was my chance.

I glanced towards the window, and could see just barely the reddish tint around the edges...

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Dear readers,

posted by jacob_lover5253

To the Readers of my fan Fictions:

Alright listen...I know I promised I will post but I can't post anything right now...I just got inicial from the playa and I have to go to the hospital for my sister and myself...she got really hurt and I hit my head on the playa floor and on a boogie board so now I am really dizzy! Plus I am worn out from almost drowning!! Sorry I will try to post tomorrow and I will try to make it long! Hope I am feeling better por tomorrow...And I pray to God I don't have a concussion

-Kayla

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the new Begining ch5

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i didn't know what to do when i saw Jacob in front of my house, so as soon the car stop i got out but as soon he saw me he took off running to the woods, i follow him for 2 minutos until he stop.

"I came to fix everything, Bella call me to come and talk to you, but now tu have things más important" he dicho very angry and with tears in his eyes, i never saw him like this.
"Jacob I'm sorry, mom never told me anything, and nothing is más important than get all thing straight up with you" i dicho to him as i try to hug him but he mover right away.
"You know what Rennesme, i have to go, go and have...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
    I ran inside, and the receptionist told me room 10 but to wait a few hours until the doctor told me I could visit him. I went to the waiting room and sat down. The news was on, and I listened as they talked about the Wal-Mart we just fled.
    "Thanks Tammie, it seems that a young girl and her boyfriend have went into this Wal-Mart and murdered innocent people. We have más from this survivor Haus Triggsom. Haus?"
    "Thanks Jim, yea I was attacked and...