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más misceláneo Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got más awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga libros o movies!

* Can I just say before tu read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and hombres lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can tu have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy oso, oso de ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a el espacio heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer dicho that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think tu know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in libros are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what tu are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

tu think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 año old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward o Team Jacob... o Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the libros but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the cine ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN tu can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When tu taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t puñetazo, ponche him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on tu then he’ll outlive you. Which is why tu get Edward to fall in amor with tu and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward o Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and hombres lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer dicho it herself ;)

Hope tu enjoyed them ;) They'll be más to come I assure you!

If tu haven't read the first ones I publicado then go onto my artículos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comentario if tu liked ;)

Thank tu so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

As The Sun Sets: Daylight: Chapter 8: The Girl

posted by xoxpoisonxox

This is the segundo book to my first short story "As the sun sets" This is a story about the life of Renesmee Carlie Cullen ( In her POV with some exceptions) now that she is a teenager!

I suggest lectura my first book (as the sun sets), so tu can better understand this one (Daylight) This will take place just where we left off in the first novel!

This chapter is small aswell because of school schedual, but starting siguiente sunday - I will have a chapter up every sunday, Long, full length chapters. Ill be on everyweekday at 10:30 am est aswell

I'd like to first apologise to all of my fans. I havn't...

As the sun sets: Daylight: Chapter 6 part 1: Somthing Just Isn't Right

posted by xoxpoisonxox

Chapter 6 part 1 : Somthing just isn't right..

NOTE: This is just a VERY short chapter thats being publicado leading up to the siguiente large chapter which will be publicado TOMOROW @ 5 PM EASTERN.

This is IN THE POV OF JACOB. Starting from where the last chapter ended.

I put this in because I found that what happened while Renesmee is gone was an small - put very important peice of the siguiente few chapters and thought I should share it with you.

COMMENT, BECOME A FAN, LIKE .. ETC. It lets me know tu care <3

Ill almost shut up (; just one más thing; Let me know if tu want más different POV'S and who...

My Twilight Review

posted by Robssesed

Ok so I'm not too good at reviews but lets see what I got.

Twlight:
The start of Twilight is the Cullens hunting I think that is a gret start but what could have been another great one? Maybe one of Alices visions o Bellas nightmare? Then Bella digging a cactus I amor it! I think it is something tu woud do to have a little bit of inicial with tu and phil calling I amor tu both but we have a plane to catch sutch a typicall guy! Thenn when Bella was with charlie and they were talking about her hair growing so funny! Then when Bella hit Jake with the truck and didn't give a damn that was also...

Alec and Honey: New life: Cahpter 4:

posted by saytwilight

Chapter 4:
Honey’s POV:
If Alec wants to play this game, I’ll just have to up my game. He thinks he can get me started, then turn me down, I don’t think so, tomorrow I need to go shopping, then lets see how long he lasts. I smiled at my plan. I fell asleep with a smile on my face. I woke up early. I was glad to wake up to see Alec wasn’t in my room. I brushed my teeth and hair, put a little make-up on and a short cream sundress, with cream sandals, bag, earrings and sunglasses. I looked in the mirror I looked hot. I made my cama before walking out the room.
“Servant.” I called. The...

As the sun sets: autor Update. IMPORTANT(:

posted by xoxpoisonxox

I started escritura "As the sun sets" around 3-4 months ago. The Journey with it has been amazing, and wonderful. I want to thanks everyone of my fans for suppourting the novel as well as supporting myself.

Renesmee has gone through alot of adventures and im sure tu have good times with her.

I am sad to say i will be posting THE LAST CHAPTER TO THE NOVEL tonight. It will be the last chapter ever written for As the sun sets!

But don't fret! Im going to write a segundo book to as the sun sets! It will be still in Renesmee's point of view, and everything that has happened still has, But now it's a...

AJ_Forever is the new Bellacullenhale.

posted by Aj_Forever

This is for my fan's of my writing.
I have recently made a new fanpop after about a año of, absence. Look up bellacullenhale to see my writing. Excuse the improper grammer and typo's therefor I may remind tu I was in 6th grade, distracted, and heartbroken. But now I am back. But I may not be escritura about Twilight in the cataglory alone. I plan on making this my Blog page. Just in the twilight cataglory. But if suggested I will not say no if tu request to me what page to page in which books, and what point of view to write it from. I hope your able to take the time out of your día to do...

Cold rosas Pt. 2-Chp. 7: Fatal Mistakes

posted by Summer_Leanne

Oh goodness, so sorry I took this long to post this chapter, guys! As tu probably already know, I'm busy, so I've kinda been kept back from escritura up a Cold rosas update. Anywho, enjoy, my darlings! ^.^ <3
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"Carlisle, it's no use," Summer relinquished, "It's completely empty and lifeless here."

Emmett nudged Summer's arm as he walked passed her, "Ready to give up?"

She rolled her eyes, "Of course not, Emmett, but what are we possibly going to find?"

Jake wrapped his arm around her shoulders.

He gave her his usual irresistible smile, "We're...

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Our Fallen Angel--Chapter 3

posted by Summer_Leanne

Hi everyone! Sorry that I've kept y'all waiting for three days. I've literally babysat for 9 hours in two consecutive days -.- CRAZY!!!! Heehee Anyways, here's chapter 3! I hope tu enjoy it! <3
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Carlisle offered to stay with the boy while I went to find Nessie and tell her the news. I was nervous though because I was uncertain as to how she would take the sudden blow. Shoe could understand many things, but this circumstance seemed particularly vague. Even I didn't fully comprehend the nature of my emotions for the newfound child. Carlisle...

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As the sun sets: Chapter 19: Night.

posted by xoxpoisonxox

This is a small book i am escritura about the life of Renesmee cullen after (Breaking Dawn) It is in he rpoint of view for almost the whole time (with a few exceptions) I suggest starting from chapter 1 to get the full impact and information (:

Chapter 19: Night .

It is different, this type of living. Multiple times i have been requested to feed as they do, yet i refuse. I do not want to be a monster, and i intend to stay like that. Chelsea had broughten me up to my chambers in which i was to stay for my time being here.

I looked around the room. The furniture and making reminded me of an old-timey...

Chapter 11: Choosing the right path.

posted by EnchantdEquinox

Chapter 11: Choosing the right path.
Renesmee shifted away from him, pressing her back as far against the car door as it would go. The small el espacio was too close and his scent was overwhelming.
"Why?" she whispered. His eyes crinkled for a moment and he looked at her, his silver eyes stirring with hidden emotion.
"I'm not sure. The same reason your Jacob has one with you. It's not something we can control,"
"You can't have one with me. I amor Jake," He didn't flinch but she saw the deep hurt in his eyes. Her corazón stuttered. She didn't want to cause him any pain. His hand slowly moved up into...

Chapter 1: Silver Raindrops.

posted by EnchantdEquinox

encantada Equinox
Chapter 1: Silver Raindrops.
The glass was cold against her palms, as Renesmee pressed them to the window. Rain poured down outside, running like a waterfall across the outside glass. It was cold, but she didn’t want cold. The house was empty; of course they were out playing baseball. Even her mother had gone, though Renesmee knew she would only be umpire. Bella still had no interest in sports. But they had left her there, all alone, to shiver in the cold Cullen house. She was supposed to be asleep. It was a school night but the booming thunder and the aching cold had kept...

My Happy Ending: A Sequel to Renesme's Life chap 7

posted by Angelcatz11

Jane's POV
Me and the others quickly approched Forks hospital, I looked around. Then i spun around a nodded. The others took off going around back. I walked to the front, I held a single gun. But i knew I didnt need it! *giggle*

Renesme lay in pain on the rock hard hospital. She moaned in pain. "It's ok" Jacob dicho softly. *Screaming in distince* "What...was that?" Bella inqiured.Edward shook his head. For he didnt know. *gunshots* Bella and Edward stood up, frightened. "Edward go check whats happining,I'll call Alice and the others ok?" Edward agreed and ran out the room. Bella quickly dialed her other family member's. On the other line, Alice and the whole family listened. "Well be there in 5 miniutes!" Shouted Alice into the phone. 5 minutos later, the rest of the cullens arrived, rushing to a certain room, with a certain girl crying out in pain.

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My happy ending: A sequel to Renesme's life chap 6

posted by Angelcatz11

Jane's POV
"Sir, I have confirmed where miss Renesme is." I dicho calmly. "Excellent. Send some men to her EXACT location, bring her to me. If she refuses....Kill her." He dicho coldly. I smiled. "Yes sir!"
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Edward's POV
I looked down at Renesme, she was sound asleep, her red curls fell in her face, I quickly brushed them away-Hoping not to wake her. But unfortunitly she awoke. Her eyes cracked open. I stared at her, and she stared back. "Glad to see tu ok" I said. She had a confused look on her face. Then it changed. Her eyes were droopy and...

The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 8

posted by runlikeawolf

It had been two weeks since Charlie's death.Surprisingly,Mom seemed to have gotten over it.She was busy fussing over me as Jake and I tried to have some alone time on the chouch in our living room.Mom's back turned for a segundo and Jake rolled his eyes.I sighed,"Mom.I'm fine.Can I please take care of myself?"
She turned around,"But what if the baby comes while I'm a-"Jake interrupted her."If she goes into labor,I'm sure tu all would her me calling.She'll be fine!You need to give it a rest.Besides,"he laughed."she's only three weeks pregnant."She raised her hands in protest,but Jake pointed...

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Airport (B+E)

posted by LexisFaith

So, I thought of a cute oneshot :) Thought I would type it before cama :)

Oh, and another thing. Someone on here asked the pregunta "Who here think's they amor Edward Cullen más than Bella?" If tu say 'i do!', tu and I are going to have a little talk...

No one loves Edward más because;
A.) He is not real.
B.) tu don't even KNOW him.
C.) Just because tu have his face hanging all over your room, and think about him every segundo of every day, it's not called love. It's called an OBSESSION!

I just had to get that off my chest :)
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I grabbed my bags...

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My happy ending, A sequel to Renesme's Life 3

posted by Angelcatz11

Jacob's POV

"I want A baby" She dicho in a strong clear voice. She despreatly looked at me, then gave a weak smile. "Please" She added. "But your parents they..." I trailed off not knowing what to say. "They're going to seattle tonight please, can we try?" She asked once agian. "Ness, tu know I amor tu but your dad would kill me!" Tears formed in her eyes her smile faded and her golden brown eyes turned to black. "Please" She dicho through cracked words. I sighed. Wrapped my arms around her and dicho "Sure, For tu A baby would be nice" "Thankyou Jacob, your the best!" Then she leaned up and...

Renesme's Life chap 7

posted by Angelcatz11

Renesme's POV
Aunt alice had told me that i am able to amor whomever I want,I thanked her left and headed on over to Jacob's house. When I got there I quietly tapped on his window. I looked in. He wasnt there..... After searching around i saw a light in the shed where jacob works on his motorcycle's. I slowly creaked it open and walked it. Jacob sat there wiping his hands off, as soon as he heard me he looked up smiled and walked over to me. "Hey, what are tu doing here?" He asked laughing. "I miss you" I stepped adelante, hacia adelante and wrapped my arms around his neck, he wrapped his arms around my waist....

Secert's Untold Author's Note

posted by 1twilight_lover

I am sorry that i hvae not been on in almost a año i discovered FanFiction.net and fell in amor with it.

I'm also sorry to say that i may not finish this story. I will either change to where it is Bella and either Jasper, Sam o Paul. I am leaning más to Jasper. The reason for this is because I have fallen in amor with Jasper, Sam and Paul being with Bella. Along with a little bit Jared.

o I will allow someone to take over this story. I already have someone in mind to cintinue it if that person still wants to write it.

I have yet to decided which one it will take me a while to choose which one with school softball and explorers.

Please commett cause I will look at those and they will also help me decide which one

The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 4

posted by runlikeawolf

I was literally in Heaven.Jake and I were engaged!"The only problem is,"I began,as we walked out of the forest."We have to tell Mom and Dad."Jake waved his hand."Don't worry!"He said."Already taken care of.Before tu woke up,I explained what I was gonna do."I breathed out a sigh of relief.That was great.
We were ambushed as we neared Carlisle's."Finally,"Emmet said."I thought you'd never ask her!"Jacob tackled him.While they were wrestling on the ground,Mom and Dad walked up to me."I'm so happy for you!"Mom said."You're all grown up!"Dad kissed my forehead."Congratulations!"Alice intervened...

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KStew Vows To Never Work With Rob Again

posted by mandynight

Kristen Stewart has reportedly vowed to never work with her boyfriend and Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson again.
KStew, is dicho to be "fed-up" of feeling awkward alongside Rob, especially when it comes to sex scenes like in the fourth instalment of the vampire flicks, Breaking Dawn.

According to the Daily Star, KStew has claimed that herself and R-Pattz will be "pursuing solo projects from now on", meaning that Breaking Dawn could be the last time they ever appear in the same movie.

An insider told the newspaper: "It’s been a hard slog for them to act out intense amor scenes when they are...