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más misceláneo Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got más awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga libros o movies!

* Can I just say before tu read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and hombres lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can tu have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy oso, oso de ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a el espacio heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer dicho that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think tu know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in libros are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what tu are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

tu think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 año old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward o Team Jacob... o Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the libros but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the cine ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN tu can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When tu taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t puñetazo, ponche him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on tu then he’ll outlive you. Which is why tu get Edward to fall in amor with tu and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward o Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and hombres lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer dicho it herself ;)

Hope tu enjoyed them ;) They'll be más to come I assure you!

If tu haven't read the first ones I publicado then go onto my artículos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comentario if tu liked ;)

Thank tu so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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The Thoughts Of The Past Chapter 2

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 2

It’s been 2 years scene I have left Forks, Washington. I haven’t talked to Charlie at all and I haven’t even seen him at all. It kind of makes me think he’s died but yet again that would be wishful thinking on my part. I amor my father it’s just I never understood why my father was blaming me for the death of my mother and my newly baby sister o brother. When I didn’t even really know them because I was too young. I sometimes think my fathers the one that killed them but I have no prove besides memories of the night my loving mother never coming...

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Dark Moon Chapter 17

posted by GothicGirl0525

End of Chapter 16:
“I believe you…..” I was about to say I believe tu but I was cut off por a blood curling scream through my head that just clicked something in my mind that felt like it switched something on. Then all of sudden I knew who’s scream that was it was my daughters and just por her scream I could jump out of whatever state I was in and I was able to feel and see again and ready to take whatever I needed to keep my kid safe.

Chapter 17th:

The first thing I saw when I awoke from whatever it was Alec, Jane’s brother who can disable tu from sound, seeing, and that moment he...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Bella's POV

Alice pulled me upstairs an hora and a half ago! It's been like forever since I saw Edward well actually an hora and a half but still I wanna hold him in my arms. I sighed. "How much longer?" "A few más minutes!" she dicho pleased. Ugh! I can hear everyone downstairs they are back from hunting.

I smelled something funny. "Alice, I think smell something o someone." Alice laughed. "You gotta be kidding me! I smell nothing. Plus I would a vision remember, silly." I nodded. She's right. But a few months hace someone slipped por her she could be wrong. I opened my mouth to say something...

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Kristen Stewart to attend Spike’s ‘Scream’ Award

posted by fatoshleo

We know where Kristen Stewart will be on Oct. 16.

Just got word that...

The Twilight estrella has signed on to make an appearance at Spike TV's Scream 2010 awards at L.A.'s Greek Theater. (Show tapes Oct. 16 and then airs three days later.)

TWITTER: Follow @marcmalkin and @brettmalec

No word yet if Robert Pattinson will be joining her, but with Eclipse up for six awards, ya never know. The lineup already includes True Blood stars Alexander Skarsgård, Sam Trammell, Rutina Wesley and Kristen Bauer and muscled-up Thor estrella Chris Hemsworth.

David Arquette will present never-before-seen footage from Scream 4 with costars Neve Campbell, Emma Roberts and Hayden Panettiere.

Read more: link

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Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s PDA-Filled Dinner!

posted by mitchie19

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are both back in L.A. before Breaking Dawn duties start up, and they wasted no time getting together.

A clean-shaven Rob and a naturally glowing K.Stew were spotted at Soho House in West Hollywood Saturday night totally displaying their affection for one another during a cena with friends.

"They were staring at each other throughout cena and kept stealing quick kisses from one another during the night," an eyewitness tells E! News. "Rob's arm was around her for most of cena and they kept looking at each other and giggling throughout the evening. They...

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My Moon, My Man Chapter 10

posted by AnonymousXXX

Hey! Sorry I have not writtin for awhile. I have been so busy. Thank tu for lectura let me know if its bad o good.
Chapter 10

The dream…

I was running fast. Running from something I didn’t know what. I did know that it could kill me whatever it was. The woods were still slightly dark like dawn was coming. The woods looked blue instead of the usual dark green. The air was cold and crisp. I stumbled and fell I quickly looked back they were gaining I could sense it. I stood and tried to run again, but my foot I was caught. I couldn’t get free. Two figures walked toward me. I let out a scream…...

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Time Kidnapper (Chapter 9)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

Hey Thankyou all so much for the comments! I still have my MAJOR writers block, but I will try and see how this turns out...

I hope you're enjoying my story. Don't forget to comentario and tell me what tu think, and if there is any thing I can improve on. Okay since of my writers block I just got this Idea... I hope tu guys like it... I wrote part of this at 4:30 in the morning, so sorry if it doesn't make sense.

So here is the last bit That I had done in Edwards POV... It was so long ago....

"Bella, are tu okay? What's wrong?" I knew Bella wouldn't call me unless it was an emergency. "Edward...

Robert Pattinson Won’t estrella in ‘Dark Arc’

posted by Hellohoudini

Many outlets are circulating a rumor that Robert Pattinson has signed on for his siguiente movie.

According to reports on sites like Glamour UK, the Twilight estrella and Emma Watson “are to get steamy in a lusty new art-house flick” called Dark Arc, the remake of a 2004 release.

Casey Affleck is supposedly in discussions to complete the film’s “love triangle” connecting an artist, a graphic designer and their muse.

However, the growing speculation online is not correct.

Pattinson is not involved.

A representative for Pattinson tells Gossip Cop the reportar is “untrue.”

Follow @GossipCop on Twitter for accurate celebrity news!

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In the normall world chapter 13

posted by KatiiCullen94

The voice of an offical worker brought me back to live from feels like an awaking.
My leg was grinnign inn ache and wrist was thrubbing. Looking up with drugged vision, i managed to define and remember the flawless features of Charisle Cullen.
"Bella, your ok, tu just had a little accident yesterday. broke your wrist and ancle, i will let tu out tomorrow, but i will have tu on crunches, rekon tu survive on those ? o those weapons for you?" He dicho smile, shaking off his serious tone that spoke the bad news. i was releived as i was shocked.
i dont even remember an accident, nor do i even...

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Interview with fan of the mes August: madapanda

posted by shannon9396

madapanda's favourite character: Edward

1. Who is your favourite male character and why?

Edward's my favorito! male character. I've always been interested in characters that have lived for a certain amount of time, and they carry something with them all those years. They aren't able to let it go so to speak. For Edward, it's guilt. Everything that he's done, he thinks he's a monster and that he's damned to live an eternity of emptiness. But Bella comes into the picture and appeases that guilt. She fills that emptiness. And tu see Edward change. She works in Edward and he eventually realizes that he is capable and worthy of love....

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Twilight....... (My Version)

posted by bellaedward14

(I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING OF TWILIGHT) Sorry Stephanie Meyer

~Bella's P.O.V~

I was walking to down to my car to head to my new school in Fork, which I was starting in the middle of a semester. I walked in to the office, and I checked in but then she asked me "are tu going to take your schedule to your siguiente class, Miss?" and I just replied with a Yes and walked out. I walked to biology and sat in a empty space, but everyone was staring at me like i was in a wrong spot but I looked and a guy walked over to me and dicho "Hello, I'm Edward Cullen and tu must be Isabella?" and he sat down when I...

renesme's friend!!!

posted by bluemc24

Okay! It’s my first día of high school, so I have to make a good impression! I thought to myself as I walked into my new high school but, as I walked in everyone turned. Their expressions like I had something on my shirt, I looked down no nothing there. Then I realised it was a sunny day. On a sunny día my skin glinted like diamonds, not as beautiful as my family but, it still made everyone stare. Oh well1 they will just have to get used to it!
Just then a girl came up to me. “hi, im kirsty!” she dicho in a slightly stunned voice. I replied quickly “hello I am renesme!”
Kirsty told me about herself and she told me that it was also her first día at this high school. Me and kirsty became friends quickly and turns out that she knows about vampiros and were wolves, for her auntie is Emily (sam’s Emily.)

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [NINETEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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[NINETEEN]
(Attention: this chapter is in Jerek's Point Of View. Enjoy!)
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    I parked the car, jumping out and slamming the door shut, holding onto the blade so tightly my knuckles were white. I walked around the car to where five guards were standing with pistolas in their hands, circling me.
    "Hey guys," I said, and they raised their guns. "Guess we can't settle this over a cup of tea?"
    "No." A man said, and...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [NINE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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    "Are tu sure?" Jerek asked. "I mean, that sounds a bit-"
    "Weak." Tabra said, filling in the blank.
    "Yes. But, Cyd's right. We have no idea when the fight is, nor where. If this fight happens, they'll spring on us. Not the otherway around. Which means, we wait. We wait for them to bring the fight to us. It doesn't sound brave, but it's smart." Shropee was leaning against the door frame, her arms crossed over her chest. "It's only three in the afternoon,...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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    "Okay, I don't know who pissed tu off, but it surely wasn't me. So, here's the sitch, tu will sit down and fight along side of us, o tu can get your culo out of here, before I do it for you." Not onlly did this guy piss me off, he really got under my skin.
    He was silent for a minute, and a girl behind him stood up, put a hand on his shoulder, and pulled him back down into his seat.
    "He's with us. Isn't that right?" We all looked at him, and he looked...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[FOUR]
Shropee left the room, going upstairs to file Verona's paperwork that Ethan and his friend gave her and told her about. Tabra and I stayed where we were, up against the wall, Jerek sat por the bed, looking at Verona. Her bruised face, her stitches and scars that would soon fade blotched her face, making her look like something that came out of a halloween catalog. But the difference was, it wasn't fake, she was in a hospital bed, and she was unconcious.
"Does Shropee know...

A youtube Script(episode twenty-one)Worms With Water

posted by moolah

A youtube Script:
*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!...

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Chapter 5: My Story

posted by beachchick

What was really going on now that was going to be hard to explain. Well más like I didn’t want to. “Sarah.” Bella dicho again. I sat down “This has been going on for awhile.” I dicho “How long in awhile?” Carlisle asked. “Since I was seven and my sister was five.” I replied. “You had a sister?” Esme asked concerned. Alice came over to sit siguiente to me and put her arm around me. I started to tell them my story. “My sister was very smart for her age, well gifted is más like it. She could tell what age tu were and what mes tu were born just por looking at you. My parents...

Romeo and Juilet play part 3

posted by uniquezandy

Bella's POV
I read Romeo and Juilet like 1000 times. But why am I so nervous? Was it that actuación was a new thing for me? o was it that I am afraid people will laugh if I mess up? In my mind probably a bit of both. The good thing is I am doing this with Edward. He promised me; that he will guide me through it. Lets hope it will work. We done más and más rehersals as time went by. I learned my lines a little better, (thank tu Edward,) and I am not scared. But when it's time, seeing the curtains go up and all the people staring... I hope I don't faint o drop dead. To ease my mind Edward was...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Five)

posted by moolah

Chapter Five:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“I really don’t want to do this, Ren. I’m going to get fat anyways. It doesn’t matter.” Renesmee shook her head, “No. You’re getting a dress and we’ll pick it up when you’re nearly nine months.” I sighed and let her and Alice drag me to the back bridesmaid section of “Honey Hive Dresses” comprar in Port Angeles. While Alice looked on the blue rack, Renny looked on the rosado, rosa rack, Mom looked on the black rack (I was hoping I was going to get one of those), and Rosalie and I (the official smart ones) looked on the maternity racks.
“Aunt Ali!...