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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.

If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, barbie is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, tu can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains por the time tu got there, so they gave tu a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope tu meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d amor to ask how old tu are, but unfortunately I know tu can’t count that high.

All día I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything tu know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did tu get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse tu to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did tu fall from the stupid tree?

Did tu have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of frases that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
posted by zanhar1
por all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if tu do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder tu ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...
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Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened por any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a el espacio at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention o care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern popular in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the parte superior, arriba of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents o manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....
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So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favorito! characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past o fantasía time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...
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shrek is love, shrek is life (Original Video)
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shrek is amor
shrek is life (original video)
1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us o someone else will.

3. We perra about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If tu won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing tu in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches amor Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like más than tu hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, o your...
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hola it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start por comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can tu feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing tu so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A día without tu is like a año without rain
I need tu por my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A día without tu is like a año without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't tu hear me calling?
My corazón is yearning
Like...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His amor is deeper, tu know
He's a real keeper, tu know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my amor back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your amor was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got más swagger than you
He's got más swagger than tu do
My new boy really...
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This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible día starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy dicho “There are certain rules that one must abide por in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. tu can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. tu can never drink o do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because tu won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much más elaborate, with más blood and gore.
3. If tu want your films...
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