I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.
If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, tu can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains por the time tu got there, so they gave tu a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope tu meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d amor to ask how old tu are, but unfortunately I know tu can’t count that high.
All día I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything tu know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did tu get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse tu to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did tu fall from the stupid tree?
Did tu have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of frases that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.
If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, tu can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains por the time tu got there, so they gave tu a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope tu meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d amor to ask how old tu are, but unfortunately I know tu can’t count that high.
All día I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything tu know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did tu get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse tu to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did tu fall from the stupid tree?
Did tu have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
___________________________________________________________
I found a alot of frases that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the tortuga Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new tortuga emparedado, sándwich de this week. But I am escritura this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought más about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between cine and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch cine far más often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city tu might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make más time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought más about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between cine and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch cine far más often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city tu might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make más time for this in the future.
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but tu pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of tu is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but tu pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of tu is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
