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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.

If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, barbie is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, tu can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains por the time tu got there, so they gave tu a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope tu meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d amor to ask how old tu are, but unfortunately I know tu can’t count that high.

All día I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything tu know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did tu get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse tu to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did tu fall from the stupid tree?

Did tu have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of frases that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
tu better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling tu why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty o nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees tu when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad o good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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added by Mike-Ro-Wave
As soon as I drop the título of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether o not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms o flames. But Micheal bahía would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal bahía would make it más understandable for an international audience.

What do tu think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!
Just one más time before I go
I'll let tu know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save tu now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save tu now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save tu now
IT'S DO o DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save tu now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save tu now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save tu now
IT'S DO o DIE

Just one más time before I go
I'll let tu know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do tu want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important preguntas unearth your deepest desires. (Or tu could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your corazón pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and friends use to describe you?

3.What are tu really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps tu are good with words o you're a good listener. No talent is too big o too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If tu could spend one día learning about anything...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Again disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandalia falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
posted by LocalArtistist
Sure disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming o evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not oso, oso de to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.
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