**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why tu would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit tu first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give tu an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on parte superior, arriba of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that tu have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit tu first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give tu an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on parte superior, arriba of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that tu have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
These are just misceláneo ways to eat my favorito! cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fresa milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with maní, cacahuete butter
14. frozen with maní, cacahuete butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and 7up
17. with cereza, cerezo 7up
18. frozen with cereza, cerezo 7up
19. frozen with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and cereza, cerezo 7up
20. por itself
If tu try any of these and like it, please write a comentario and tell me which one(s) tu tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fresa milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with maní, cacahuete butter
14. frozen with maní, cacahuete butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and 7up
17. with cereza, cerezo 7up
18. frozen with cereza, cerezo 7up
19. frozen with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and cereza, cerezo 7up
20. por itself
If tu try any of these and like it, please write a comentario and tell me which one(s) tu tried. :)
