**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why tu would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit tu first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give tu an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on parte superior, arriba of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that tu have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit tu first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give tu an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on parte superior, arriba of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that tu have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
Frequent use of strong language (fuck,bitch,mother fucker etc..)
.Mild sexual innuendos ( NOT full on sex scenes mor elike just really aggressive sex jokes and mild besar scenes and maybe some aggressive make out scenes )
. VERY GRAPHIC AND IN DETAIL CONNTENT ( violence like really in detail violence and gore at some parts not very many parts but im a twisted human being so I added violence to the series XD )
.offensive jokes (self explanatory)
.Homo sexual relationships (if tu are homophobic please don't read the chapters that warn about same sex Yoshi crushing o dating its mostly just one girl character with a crush on another)
.Mild sexual innuendos ( NOT full on sex scenes mor elike just really aggressive sex jokes and mild besar scenes and maybe some aggressive make out scenes )
. VERY GRAPHIC AND IN DETAIL CONNTENT ( violence like really in detail violence and gore at some parts not very many parts but im a twisted human being so I added violence to the series XD )
.offensive jokes (self explanatory)
.Homo sexual relationships (if tu are homophobic please don't read the chapters that warn about same sex Yoshi crushing o dating its mostly just one girl character with a crush on another)
