NOW NUMBER FIVE

do u want fries w that

tu mean Mambo No.5?

I think tu actually mean Number Fifteen.

whatever tu say, boss

me: Truth o dare?
U: truth
me: Truth: tu are so damn annoying. true?
u: um
Me: Now pick dare
u: Dare?
me: I dare tu to stop being annoying and fuck off, bitch.


pretty sure im gonna be punched in the face for this now.

we are number one

I NEVER WANNA HEAR tu SAY,
I
WANT
IT
THAT
WAY.