Canada24's club.. Article: Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

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So I watched 2 cine for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people amor my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any más Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. por nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary "enough".. But he's such a sadist.. He's clearly enjoying this.. It's like Freddy Krueger.. This is what makes them scary.. Chucky and Freddy are clearly enjoying it.. Even in the many sequels, Freddy can still be creepy in the level of pleasure he's getting in the pain he's causing..

I swear to god. At the ending, I kept watching the hand, waiting for it to point the finger as it's final act.. It would of been such a "Chucky" way to go out..

What más can I say.. I thought I had a lot to say.. But I don't..

I give this movie a B.. Cause that's what it is.. An B movie.. Check it out if tu want..

Brad Douriff is honestly the best part.. Except maybe the mom. Who won an award for the role.. But Dourif won nothing.. What the hell Hollywood.

Anyway.. Leave comments, if tu have any..

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DisneyPrince88 Great review, Child’s Play will always be a treasured horror movie classic and will not be forgotten Let’s.Hope.The.Remake.Doesn’t.F**k.It.Up!

Canada24 Martk Hamill is a good start

FUNNIEST FIRST REACTIONS I HAD TO MY LITTLE poni, poni, pony

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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The mostrar seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking imágenes and fan arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the manzana, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their manzana, apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...

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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn

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parte superior, arriba 10 Sgt Frank Woods quotes.. (this guy is, in my opinion the GREATEST call of Duty character)..

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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) tu CAN'T KILL ME!!

#2:
Mason: Woods, tu look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!

#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) tu do that again! I'll kill you!

#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...

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parte superior, arriba ten most disturbing fanfictions I've ever read,.

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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He dicho it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking mostrar it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the parte superior, arriba of the list. The things that...

Rick grimes frases (comic book)

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#1:
“(being attacked por Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

#2:
“(To Governor) tu PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"

#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”

#4:
Lori: Rick, tu shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding tu and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.

#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.

#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...

parte superior, arriba TEN MOST EVIL VILLAINS

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I know I did this kinda lista before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has imágenes so your know the difference..

#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...

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On The Block Episode 16

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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: tu see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let tu know who Brony Of The mes is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing....

Badass version of EMPTY SPACES

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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)

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parte superior, arriba 20 Coach Hines frases

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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as tu are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.

#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what tu THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because tu decided to start standing in open territory!

#3:
Hines: STOP IT! o I WILL SET tu ON FIRE!!

#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!

#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...

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My lista parte superior, arriba seven most evil villains from my GTA series..

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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him por telling her that his species are dying. But she has segundo thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes por killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....

My Little Pornstar Episode 13

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...

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parte superior, arriba 20 funniest frases from MrAwkwardReviewer..

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#1:
"Let's read frases during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, tu can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"

#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and tu wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell tu how I really felt about it, but then I... I told tu the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My pregunta is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...

#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...

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My poni, poni, pony Mov crossover... BEST OFs:

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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using poni, pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just amor everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching poni, pony Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the poni, pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov arco iris ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Brian F***d Quagmire's Mom Vocoded to Toto Africa

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An old Nightmare on Elms calle spoof I made

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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored por a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized guante weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told tu if tu keep falling asleep, their gonna kick tu outta here"...