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posted by Canada24
So I watched 2 cine for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people amor my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any más Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. por nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary "enough".. But he's such a sadist.. He's clearly enjoying this.. It's like Freddy Krueger.. This is what makes them scary.. Chucky and Freddy are clearly enjoying it.. Even in the many sequels, Freddy can still be creepy in the level of pleasure he's getting in the pain he's causing..

I swear to god. At the ending, I kept watching the hand, waiting for it to point the finger as it's final act.. It would of been such a "Chucky" way to go out..

What más can I say.. I thought I had a lot to say.. But I don't..

I give this movie a B.. Cause that's what it is.. An B movie.. Check it out if tu want..

Brad Douriff is honestly the best part.. Except maybe the mom. Who won an award for the role.. But Dourif won nothing.. What the hell Hollywood.

Anyway.. Leave comments, if tu have any..
I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5


#1: RICK GRIMES



Rick is my favorito! character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.

A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..

In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..

And lets not forget that speech

RICK: I killed dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew tu people would be scared if you...
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Random Hellbent photo
As part of my job, I decided to do a lot of lectura on my breaks.. It took me many months to finally end it, convient I was still lectura it in October, and now doing a review of it..

Why... This is a zombie book.. A DEEP zombie story, this shit is... Jesus, it gets really fucked up.. Though I guess John Hornor Jacobs was going for that.. It's a really well known read, worth reading. But the internet doesn't say much about it.. So there's no Wikipedia plot summary, so truthfully I don't know if I fully understand. I had to really think back to everything, and I think I got it now..

So.. We start...
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1.Freddy's sweater was knitted por Judy Graham, the same woman who knitted Freddy's sweater in the original A Nightmare on Elm calle (1984).

2.Wes Craven was reportedly not approached about this remake. He has however publicly spoken against it.

3.Rooney Mara (2010's Nancy) hated being in this movie so much that she almost quit acting.

4.Johnny Depp accompanied his friend Jackie Earle Haley to auditions for A Nightmare on Elm calle (1984). Instead of Haley being chosen for a role, it was Depp who was spotted por director Wes Craven, who asked him if he would like to read for a part. Depp got a...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told tu so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This mostrar is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The mostrar is an asshole.
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This mostrar has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
posted by Canada24
So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest mostrar ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this mostrar is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like tu wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pastas, pasta ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I amor tu Todd..


Anyway.. The mostrar is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, siguiente week registrarse me for the conclusion of season 1..
posted by Canada24
While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest cine I know.

Saw 2 is más what people THINK of when tu talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, por laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought tu were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were tu so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that tu were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That tu meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But tu never...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion o something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the mostrar becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
o even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I dicho before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it por the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally dicho softly.

"Do tu know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When tu reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the misceláneo encounters. tu stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but tu don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...
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#1: KORN:
When tu think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make tu think of flores and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I amor them (obviously). But these songs are canto about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: rosado, rosa FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the barco stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took tu so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. tu know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR tu SING!

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Roman: Do tu think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and tu won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come tu with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think tu are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what tu fear.
Are tu lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who tu are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what tu really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the parte superior, arriba war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would tu feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisión that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
posted by Canada24
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..

It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.

As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most favorito! character.

And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit o whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.

But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the mostrar till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.

I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless tu count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..