Sort by:   Most Recent | Top Rated
Filter by: 
Showing canada24's club.. articles (1-25 of 705)
< Previous   |  Next »
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 11 horas
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: hola Master Sword, siguiente time tu interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody-
Tom: Did tu hear what I said?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No.
Tom: I told tu not to interrupt me without a warning. Also, don't try to steal my job. Today's crossover parody, Little Red Robin Hood.
Audience: HA! *Laughing*
Master Sword: Little Red Riding capucha, campana gets a bow & arrow, and robs everyone she sees.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 11 horas
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our mostrar today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see tu again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*

Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk

Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
read more...
Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 13 horas
fan of it?
save
So I read Windwakers review of this film I finally watched myself..

link

Typical Windwaker review XD

I have my own thoughts of it. I just wanted to see Wind's take before making my own take..

So basically, this is the THE slasher movie, depending on who tu ask.

The cliche plot of a bunch of soroity girls in a movie like this is honestly doing it's best to be taken seriously.. Was it successful? Again, it depends on who tu ask..


So.. Basically. On navidad some mentally disturbed man Billy is constantly leaving the mostly all female cast uncomfortable "prank call".

And than later he goes around axeing them all off.

Now most of these characters are somewhat likable. But ironically enough the least likable is the one that survives.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 9 días
fan of it?
save
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading inicial in an hora after a long día of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: o at least drive a train.
Hawkeye: We only have an hora left of work Coff.
Coffee Creme: Coff?
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 9 días
fan of it?
save
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 15

What's Cooking?

November 20, 1952

Everything was going well in Cheyenne. The workers were with Pete hearing their assignments.

Pete: There are some Thanksgiving decorations at Denver that need to be picked up. Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme. I need tu to pick up the train of decorations at Denver.
Hawkeye: We got it.
Pete: Percy, tu must maintain our engines at the servicing facility, and make sure they're running smoothly.
read more...
Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 9 días
fan of it?
save
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best frases of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. tu might the only guy I know, to be half eaten por wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid o tu get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're más ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave tu all I had....
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mes award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If tu were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good mostrar with a bad movie. Enjoy.

Unfriended Daredevil

Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: tu see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let tu know who Brony Of The mes is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If tu don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill tu in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
read more...
Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!

ME: Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay o a serial killer..


#4:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.

ME: Good idea, can't have más of your kind running around..
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The arco iris

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling engine.
Hawkeye: We're on.
Jeff: *Connects air brakes* Air brakes are set, tu are clear to push.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a título that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now tu just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine was a 2-8-0, and he soon uncoupled it from the train.

Hawkeye: *Backs engine into facility*
read more...
Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He estola a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"


#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the parte superior, arriba of everybody's hate list..


#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from Ocarina of Time..


#7: THOSE SNIPERS FROM DEADRISING 2:
God I hate these guys.. But that's mostly cause I'm not always sure how to fight them.. And they keep shooting at tu when tu run though that area, slowing tu down..


#6: DR FONTAINE:
One of the most evil characters in LA Noire. Matched to Garret Mason.. Fontaine is willing to personally kill anyone who discovers his dirty secrets, even the man Fontaine had mentored and forced into dealing morphine for him.....
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the mostrar 60 minutos with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, tu won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, parte superior, arriba Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines parte superior, arriba Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

parte superior, arriba Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic arco iris as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel

At the parte superior, arriba Gear studio

Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank tu for coming. Now, we have a problem.
read more...
Article by DisneyPrince88 posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
During the initial release, a crowd of protesters formed around the entrance to MGM, calling for a ban on the film. They claimed it would incite violence in children. Local news reporters were broadcasting live from the scene, and the producer David Kirschner was watching, disturbed por what he saw. Jeffrey Hilton, who worked with Kirschner at MGM, dicho he could defuse the situation in ten minutes. Hilton went down and spoke to the ringleader and then the group disbanded, to the chagrin of the newscasters. Hilton never specified whether it was threats o diplomacy that saved the day.

Original writer Don Mancini stated in an interview that his original script toyed with the audience a bit longer, making them wonder if young Andy was the killer rather than Chucky. This idea was used por Kevin Tenney in Pinocchio's Revenge (1996).

The working título for the film was "Blood Buddy," which seems to confirmar the widely believed notion that the film was inspired por Hasbro's My Buddy toy doll, which also dressed in denim overalls and a striped shirt.
read more...
Article by DisneyPrince88 posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Catherine Hicks (Karen) and Kevin Yagher (Chucky's creator) met on set and were married a año later.

Chucky's full name, Charles Lee Ray, is derived from the names of notorious killers Charles Manson, Lee Harvey Oswald (assassin of John F. Kennedy) and James Earl rayo, ray (assassin of Martin Luther King).

In the scene where Chucky runs behind Maggie in the hallway, Chucky was actually played por Alex Vincent's younger sister.

The Chucky films have always been accused of inspiring violence in children. One case linked to the series was a gang in Manchester kidnapping and murdering a 16-year-old girl. While they tortured her, they forced her to listen to recordings of the gang leader repeating the catchphrase "I'm Chucky, wanna play?" Director Tom Holland has always defended the first film from these accusations, stating that viewers of horror cine could only be influenced por their content if they were unbalanced to begin with.

The original plot idea was to have life-like Good Guy muñecas that had blood and latex skin. If the kids tore the latex skin, they could go out and buy Official Good Guy bandages. In a blood-brother pact, Andy cut...
read more...
Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
#5: JAMES FRANCO:
I always liked him, but I like that much más in his current stage, part of the Seth Rogan gang. He’s so fun.. But still low because he often does similiar roles in that stage..


#4: WILL FARREL:
He use to be higher. And when he’s funny, he’s REALLY funny., but I don’t like his new cine most times, so he’s lower..


#3: CHARLIE DAY:
He and Kevin Hart have funny voices, and seem to be aware of it, so uses them..


#2: KEAGAN MICHAEL KEY:
Who doesn’t amor this guy..


#1: MARK WAHLBERG
Marky mark is my number one.. He makes any movie better. Even The Happening, as it’s funny how little he gives the role.. Other than that one I never seen Mark do a bad prefamance, I swear. Not really much else to be said..
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful día in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going inicial yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman colina in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered por diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete dicho he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
read more...
Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 1 mes
fan of it?
save
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to torture and murder his dozens of victims for his own amusement por using their primal fears against them, all the while cracking jokes..

The twisted part.. The sequels often have us "root for Freddy".. Because of hiis constant trolling, and Robert England's prefamance..


#2: PHILLIP "THE GOVERNOR" BLAKE (comics):
Phillip has disturbing similarities to Jim Jones and Charles Manson.. He manpulates Woodbury por hiding his true colours, and actuación like a kind rational person to them.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 meses
fan of it?
save
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take a look at some of the highlights we all enjoyed.

Episode 1

Hawkeye: Hi, tu must be my new fuego mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 meses
fan of it?
save

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our mostrar where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, o played as characters in skits. For instance, arco iris Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The culo culo Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first día of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 meses
fan of it?
save

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hola everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 meses
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, barbie learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, tu don't have to worry about being made fun of. barbie is now a soldier that kicks ass.
read more...
Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 meses
fan of it?
save
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hola everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are tu doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would tu tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the mostrar like they do with half of the cine they produce.
read more...