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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 3 horas
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Weird that as a Canadian meself I can only think of 5..


#5: ROOM:
I never personally seen this, but it's dicho to be okay enough..


#4: THE TERRY zorro, fox STORY:
Terry is a very well known story, there are streets named after him. And tu can watch this to know what happened.. Can't remember much..


#3: HYENA ROAD:
Not the greatest war movie ever. But I can't find many good Canadian films. And I always respected this one for being Canadian.. Not much else to say..


#2: PASSINDALE:
Another war film. Orginally I never gave this film the proper credit, cause I didn't expect to be a amor story. But it's good in that sense.. But if tu just want killing, the ending half is always good. It's interesting for the first WW1 movie I've seen..


#1: GOON:
What else would be number one.. It stars Seann William Scout as Doug Glatt, a dimwitted, friendly, bar bouncer. Who gets offended at a hockey game, after a angry player calls him gay (his brother's gay) and proceeds to beat the crap out of the player.. This impresses a coach, and Doug becomes a hockey goon, paid to fight...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: o anyone that works here
Gordon: o anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Gordon: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, o not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first día working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather around*
Pete: I've got an order of new engines coming in, but it's been delayed. So for the time being, we'll be leasing a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio. Hawkeye, I need you, and Coffee Creme to go pick up the engines in St. Foalis. When tu get them, bring the engines to the servicing facility here in Cheyenne.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are tu the new fuego mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another poni, pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, tu must be my new fuego mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all tu have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this firebox. I'll let tu know when to stop.
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, por the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
esmeralda Ivy from Dragonaura15
fuego Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09

It was 6:30 in the morning. Saten Twist was opening his restaurant for the day.

Saten Twist: There we go. *Turns on TV, and has it set to the news*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Applebloom
aguardiente de manzana, applejack
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Colgate
dexter
Erica
Flam
Flim
Karl
Kyle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity

Towns used for fanfiction

Appleloosa
Ponyville
St. Foalis

Based off the youtube video created por TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and Applejack's family gets off.

Applejack: Yeehaw. I can't wait to go see Braeburn.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other día after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to cruzar, cruz the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train, going over the car*
Ian: *Watching Sean avoid the car*
Sean: *Gets himself, and his train back on the tracks* Good thing this commercial has no logic, otherwise I would have killed that guy.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Fillydelphia, 1992

Case galleta is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this poni, pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my pistolas from the guante compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta pistols*
Pony: *Driving one of the sedans, and has a phone connected in the car* Call Michael!
poni, pony 3: *Grabs the phone, and dials Michael's number*
Michael: *Sitting in a building, and grabs his phone as it rings* Have tu found him yet?
poni, pony 3: That's right! He's driving a 1989 Hoofington out of this city!
Michael: Stay behind him, and kill him.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case galleta at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told tu that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hola Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case galleta with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon: Alright. We're on our way.
Case Cracker: *grabs glasses as he is leaving*
Gordon: *Turns off TV* Let's take your car.
Case Cracker: *Nods*

The both of them walked out of the house when a mail poni, pony arrived.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 4 días
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So I as I dicho before.. This certainly one of my más "enjoyable" reviews.. As I actually really do enjoy this mostrar so far.. Espically all the pop culture references, made clear por episode 2..

So episode 3 has Rick send Morty into someone's body (because of coarse he does), and there's literary an amusement part (because of coarse they're is).

This soon leads to a big battle.

Meanwhile, there has to be the most awkward famly cena, comedor ever.

Of coarse the very siguiente episode has Rick and Morty naked together.. So.. tu know.. Weird show..

Nothing to really say about episode 3..


Now for episode 4.

This one was interesting.. I amor episodes that highlight how much Rick really does care about Morty. Like the scene of them playing with Cystals. Even though it felt a little forced.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 7 días
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I know I dicho I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

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Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running joke can get annoying after a while.

Honestly as a reviewer I have nothing to really add. I like the Freddy Krueger parts. And all the other weird crazy shit..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 1 mes
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Sick design, "okay" character
This movie series has been más o less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider poni, pony video]
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Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elefante of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not sure what I can say.. This movie is all about ones prospective. I like it, so do my friends, but most hate it. o at least watch it as "guilty pleasure"

To me. This movie use to scare me as a child. Partialary when Cage first transforms.. I can see why.. Despite Cage being "cage".. It's still freaky regardless.. The villains are creepy two. Espically the wind guy. And the main blue guy.. When ever he kills a guy, he turns...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 1 mes
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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..


#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..


#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..


#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..


#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 2 meses
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* rosado, rosa flamenco, flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animales simply to make "realistic".. This deeply upset the cast.

And the main girl refused to mostrar her tit during a sex scene.. So the director fucking HIT HER!

Plus there's the fact he told none of the cast to appear in public, to make it seem más real.. Which as we all know, TOTALLY never backfires into him being accused of murder..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 2 meses
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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, por nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even más notable when tu play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much más color and life into it. This certainly makes it más unique than 5.. But honestly, I just amor the gun fights.. The slightly out of fecha look seems to make it better..


#2: RED DEAD REDEMPTION:
John Marston is such a great character. That his own death doesn't stop him from returning for future games..


#3: MAX PAYNE 3:
I never played the older ones. I play as it's own thing.. Even than, it's still fucking awesome.. por the time the penthouse mission is over. I'm sad about it..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 2 meses
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Last año finally saw this show.. Well.. I only got up to season 1. I couldn't get much further..

People really have to be patient with this shows inconsistancy. It started off good. With a big fight.

But than of coarse.. Nothing actually happens for most of the season.. It's not til the end where they finally fight Nappa and Vegeta..

That's the most I can say.. Once a fight finally happens. It's usually pretty exciting.. But it's so boring to wait.. I wanted to see Frieza. But I couldn't even get to Piccolo's planet.

So.. Yeah.. I have very mixed feelings of the show. But it's still my thoughts..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 2 meses
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes tu can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are tu doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: tu okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think tu were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED por A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!

#4:
Krillin: tu think tu can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 3 meses
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#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when tu think about it.. Mexico was overruled por the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. tu finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory of Luisa. And when she later dies trying to save him. Abraham doesn't even remember her name. o mostrar much reaction..

Worse. Rayes has become no better than Allente.. Nothing has changed, but the names.
And to make it worse. Rayes reveals to be the reason for the apolocpise in the uncanon story, UNDEAD NIGHTMARE..


#2: BONNIE:
Bonnie Macfarlene and her father Drew are no doubt some of the nicest characters of RDR. And Bonnie is the reason John was still alive.. But what does she get for this? A burnt down barn, and possibly gang raped.....
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 3 meses
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I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily por movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..



#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..


#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when tu literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. segundo is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see a shadowy figure.. Shivers..
segundo is that seen in the house where the nun demon, Valek, appears in the hall way, with that creepy música from the movie.. Not helped when the scene following has the creepiest use of a painting, ever..


#3: SINISTER:
Those friggin tapes.. And the ending shot has the best use of jump scare..
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Review by Canada24 posted hace 3 meses
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost cine I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best actuación I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.. Knowin the twist. This movie was maybe even that much better.. Cause tu understand why nobody but the kid is reacting to him.. He's a
ghost..

Though it does strike me as odd that Willis never figured it out, from nobody really reacting to his presence. Except the kid claiming to see ghosts.

Anyway.. This movie is totally worth checking out..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 3 meses
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I know. I know.. más Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

articulo rated PG.




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, perra mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.

After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking por her abusive nature.

Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 3 meses
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#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if tu agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having lost one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is más important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And tu didn't get any other option.



#4: GTA 5 -Torture scene:

I personally was never bothered por this scene. But just about everyone else WAS.

So it goes on the list..



#3: CALL OF DUTY - NO RUSSIAN:

Many MANY people were angered por this mission.. But it was MEANT to be shocking, they missed the point.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 4 meses
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist tu have to believe every quote Hawking ever dicho ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was dicho that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A por cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 4 meses
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found por Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point o another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).


#2: AERITH (Final fantasía Vll):
I never played this series. But I heard enough about this scene. I know I had to put it.

According to TV TROPES:

"A ton of people have seen the clip of Aerith getting stabbed, but what the billions of countdowns and the like that mostrar it fail to mention is when nube has to fight against his own programming to stop himself from killing Aerith, how he cradles her in his arms and insists that his feelings matter too in the face of a completely sociopathic villain, her theme punctuating the boss fight, the other party members...
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