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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) tu CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, tu look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) tu do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as tu are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what tu THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because tu decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! o I WILL SET tu ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd tu leave the toilet asiento up?
Peele: perra WHY WAS tu LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do tu even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted por most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed por Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, tu protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. tu know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: tu do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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#10: Batman: Gotham por Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham por Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Londres city, batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, tu would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character tu would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, por the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill tu both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell tu all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill tu both, slice tu open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He dicho it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking mostrar it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the parte superior, arriba of the list. The things that...
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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, tu want to run? Huh? tu want to run, tu want to disrespect me? tu want to fuck with me? I mean, tu come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and tu want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give tu thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat tu up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded por a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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posted by Canada24
EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All tu have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favorito! character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...
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posted by Canada24
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare arco iris Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosado, rosa mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! tu made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea oso, oso de is a large piranha-like pescado with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked por one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea oso, oso de is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea oso, oso de took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea oso, oso de then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Londres bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Londres Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do tu know what my parte superior, arriba three favorito! things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. segundo is Nazis. Can tu guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: tu will witness what happens what here today, and tu will will speak of it later.. Except tu won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: tu know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS amor YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN tu DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter envolver, abrigo Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hola asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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