Canada24's club.. Article: Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

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posted by Canada24

So I watched 2 cine for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people amor my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any más Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. por nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary "enough".. But he's such a sadist.. He's clearly enjoying this.. It's like Freddy Krueger.. This is what makes them scary.. Chucky and Freddy are clearly enjoying it.. Even in the many sequels, Freddy can still be creepy in the level of pleasure he's getting in the pain he's causing..

I swear to god. At the ending, I kept watching the hand, waiting for it to point the finger as it's final act.. It would of been such a "Chucky" way to go out..

What más can I say.. I thought I had a lot to say.. But I don't..

I give this movie a B.. Cause that's what it is.. An B movie.. Check it out if tu want..

Brad Douriff is honestly the best part.. Except maybe the mom. Who won an award for the role.. But Dourif won nothing.. What the hell Hollywood.

Anyway.. Leave comments, if tu have any..

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DisneyPrince88 Great review, Child’s Play will always be a treasured horror movie classic and will not be forgotten Let’s.Hope.The.Remake.Doesn’t.F**k.It.Up!

Canada24 Martk Hamill is a good start

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I'm bored so deciding to make a parte superior, arriba ten best Fanfiction villains

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy lectura sequels of it.

#9: FLIQPY (happy árbol friends)
The character may not be fan made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people mostrar Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.

#8: DISCORD (Discord's...

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Review, Hellsing part 5

posted by Canada24

Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...

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My review.. Hellsing part 3

posted by Canada24

Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, tu can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so tu can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy árbol Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...

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Connor's mini rants (based on Windwaker's articles)

posted by Canada24

BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of friends are either black o with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and tu can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over por the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* más like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do tu need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...

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STH/HIP Abridged

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one año anniversary of being a fan on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little poni, pony related username's one año anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 6:

posted by Canada24

Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the segundo one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 56

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that every diesel on their railway has...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 42

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Episode 42

Good To See tu Again

July 10, 1955

It was like any ordinary día in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.

Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring....

My Little Pornstar Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with aguardiente de manzana, applejack in Sweet manzana, apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books,...

Black navidad Revew (Canada24's version)

posted by Canada24

So I read Windwakers review of this film I finally watched myself..

link

Typical Windwaker review XD

I have my own thoughts of it. I just wanted to see Wind's take before making my own take..

So basically, this is the THE slasher movie, depending on who tu ask.

The cliche plot of a bunch of soroity girls in a movie like this is honestly doing it's best to be taken seriously.. Was it successful? Again, it depends on who tu ask..

So.. Basically. On navidad some mentally disturbed man Billy is constantly leaving the mostly all female cast uncomfortable "prank call".

And than later he goes around...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a título that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now tu just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful día in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman colina in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered por diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete dicho he'd save those to be scrapped for...

Canada24 parte superior, arriba TEN halloween FILMS:

posted by Canada24

Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..

#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..

#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third halloween movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..

#8: TRICK o TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as halloween obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the año checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves.....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her siguiente assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn tu can't join.
Honey: Who would want to registrarse your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like comida and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want tu to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away*
Passengers: *walking...

Five amor TO HATE video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..

#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..

#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..

#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..

#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..

5 games to make tu feel guilty:

posted by Canada24

#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if tu agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having lost one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is más important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And tu didn't get any other...

parte superior, arriba ten saddest deaths in video games

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found por Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point o another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).

#2: AERITH (Final Fantasy...