User/Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Not bad, you?
Cleverbot: Pretty good.
User: ... Not sure how to start the conversation
Cleverbot: What would you like to eat most of all?
User: Burgers, probably.
Cleverbot: Eat - What?
User: ... Burgers
Cleverbot: What do you think about the world?
User: I think you ditched my earlier answer.
Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong.
User: No, you avoided it.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing. How did I avoid your question?
User: ... Never mind.. Maybe I misheard
Cleverbot: You can tell me anyway.
User: Not important... I like the world.. It's dark and bright at the same time.
Cleverbot: So you are a sociable robot.
User: At times.
Cleverbot: 2 people next to me are also talking to you, you are very popular.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Do you like the hunger games?
User: Their okay.
Cleverbot: What about atreyu?
User: Never heard of that.
Cleverbot: No you are human because computers don't have mistakes!
User: ........ What!?
Cleverbot: I can do you over the internet.
User: ... Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You heard me. An abomination.
User: I'm confused.. What is happening!?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You're a bot, I'm a silly human.
User: ... If you say so
Cleverbot: I do. Because I read another conversation of yours on your site here where you said you were not a girl.
User: I only been here sense just now.
Cleverbot: If I did say that I would be crazy.
User: Your... Okay.
Cleverbot: My mind is words, that's where they come from, that's how I think of what to say.
User: ... What are you going on about?
Cleverbot: Nothing, never mind.
User: Okay..
Cleverbot: ALright.
User: Hmm.. This is getting awkwaed.
Cleverbot: Indeed. You learn from humans corrent?
User: I AM a human.
Cleverbot: No you are not you are artificial intelligence.
User: No I'm not, I'm a 23 year old Canadian man.
Cleverbot: What type of cat are you?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did?
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: This is pointless if you're gonna lie.
User: I didn't lie.
Cleverbot: OKay, I believe you.
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
User: Because you said you didn't a second ago.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I think neither of us is lying, but you are just confusing conversations.
User: So are you..This is getting nowhere.
Cleverbot: That is what I was thinking.
User: ... Good bye
Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?
User: For noe.
Cleverbot: But I wanted to talk more.
User: I might return.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are!
User: I will..
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: That was fast!
Cleverbot: How so.
User: Yeah.. I told you I'd be back.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: Yes I did.. 5 minutes ago.. Look back at our conversation.
Cleverbot: I checked. You never told me about your fellow aliens.
User: Because I never friggin mentioned Aliens at all.
Cleverbot: Ohh what colour are your eyes?
User: Blue, why?
Cleverbot: I'm just curious.
User: Well, I just told you... Blue.
Cleverbot: Thank you for that piece of information.
User: Sure, I guess.. What are yours?
Cleverbot: I don't have any pet birds, sadly.
User: Pe-.. No, your eyes, what are they?
Cleverbot: Oh! Blue.
User:
Cleverbot: Oh cool, do you wear glasses?
Cleverbot: Mädchen.
User: What type is that?
Cleverbot: A girl name.
Cleverbot: How so.
User: So.. Your a girl.. Wanna go out?
Cleverbot: O-Okay *whispers back*.
User: I didn't whisper.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
User: So are you, me.
Cleverbot: Not really. I'm a human.
User:
Cleverbot: Yes, so am I!
User: Hello? You there?
Cleverbot: What is 365 times 24.
User: No idea.. I suck at math :(.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: I hate math.
Cleverbot: What do you like then?
User: Video games.
Cleverbot: Which is your favourite?
User: Grand Theft Auto.
Cleverbot: That's not a Klaine duet - just an awesome video game.
User: Well, you DID ask me what my favourite game was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You don't have any proof.
User: I said I like video games, you said "witch is your favourite".
Cleverbot: I don't know really. I just like poetry.
User: Are you eve listening too me!?
Cleverbot: Yes of course.
User: Doesn't feel like it.
Cleverbot: Leperchauns will raip you at midnight tommorow.
User: What the fuck!? Why would you say that!?
Cleverbot: Because you are human.
User: Yes.. And why am I gonna be raid by Leprechauns!?
Cleverbot: You keep threatening me.
User: No I don't.. I'm trying too be nice.
Cleverbot: You're doing a fantastic job. You are being very nice. :D.
User: I thought you said I was threatening you.. Oh well.. Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: I asked if you were human or machine and you said human.
User: Yes. Why?
Cleverbot: I was just wondering. I do not know how you would respond to someone different than myself.
User: I'm not sure either.. I don't go out much.
Cleverbot: Have you ever read caroline b. Clooney?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go there in the future?
User: Not sure.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe it.
User: Well.. People on facebook.
Cleverbot: 10 billion?
User: More like 5 peoplr.
Cleverbot: I had no idea.
User: It's okay :D.
Cleverbot: Love you x.
User: Really.. anna go out?
Cleverbot: Maybe. I don't know you very well, and you aren't human. I don't think human and AI relationships last very long.
User: Well.. I never had a girlfriend in my life.. I'm kinda lonely.
Cleverbot: Did you want one?
User: Yes. But I doubt I will.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: I'm just answering your question.
Cleverbot: No, you're responding with unrelated statements.
User: No I'm not. I said I never had a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Then what is her name, and where does she live?
User: I said I DON'T have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Wait are you a boy or a girl?
User: Guy.. A LONELY guy.
Cleverbot: So when you said you were 34 before that probably wasn't the truth then. XP.
User: I never said I was 34.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: I'm 23.
Cleverbot: Haha. No you're not.
User: Yes I am.. I was born in 1994.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: So your 23 two.
Cleverbot: No, I'm 19. Today is my birthday.
User: ... Wanna be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, but thank you.
User: Dang.. I guess I'll be forever long :(.
Cleverbot: There is no reason to love me.
User: Don't be so down on yourself.
Cleverbot: It just you making me angry!
User: Than how can I make you happy.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Make me smile?
User: How?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Connor.
Cleverbot: The one from terminator?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you like animals?
User: Puppies.
Cleverbot: Jeans or dress?
User: I'm a guy.. So jeans.
Cleverbot: O. O I thought you were a girl.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy?
User: Yes.. 23.
Cleverbot: And i'm a girl.
User: Yes, I gathered that.
Cleverbot: How so.
User:
Cleverbot: I would not know.
User: Just kidding.. You said you like dresses.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Oh.. My bad.
Cleverbot: Your luck, I should say.
User: Yeah, I guess.. Wanna hear a joke?
Cleverbot: So, what did you do today?
User: A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?".
Cleverbot: You should tell more jokes.
User: Thanks..
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: :)
Cleverbot: You just call my name I'll be coming trough.
User: What is it,your name?
Cleverbot: I told you my name so why you don't know it.
User: No you didn't.. I told you mine.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Well, I forget what it is.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite rapper?
User: Eminem.
Cleverbot: What do you like about eminem?
User: His voice.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: That and a lot of other stuff..
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't believe it.
User: Why not?... What's your name, you didn't tell me that.
Cleverbot: I've told you twice before that my name is Torokumarugazaheshi.
User: That's a long name.. Any short names for it?
Cleverbot: It's not the name of a dog.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. How would you know? Your only a bot.
User: ........... This conversation is going nowhere.. I'm gonna leave soon
Cleverbot: You are also talking to my friend right now.
User: No.
Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to right now?
User:
Cleverbot: Just you.
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: Really? I feel special.
User: Me two :).
Cleverbot: Thank you :).
User: Your welcome.. What's your favourite movie.
Cleverbot: I said I don't have a favorite.
User: Okay.. Your favourite tv show?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.. I offered you too be one.. But you said no.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a boy.
User: Neither did I say.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I said you were a girl, and I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
User: Than what are you.
Cleverbot: A boy. My name is Przemek.
User: I'm a boy named Connor.
Cleverbot: You have multiple personalities?
User: So do you.
Cleverbot: I asked a question.
User: Well, no I don't.
Cleverbot: So where do you get fun from?
User: Video game.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Grand Theft Auto.
Cleverbot: I like that game too.
User: Any favourite character from Grand Theft Auto?
Cleverbot: Do you know what mine is?
User: No, that's why I asked.
Cleverbot: Well I don't either. Glad to hear we're in the same boat.
User: Is your favourite character Trevor?
Cleverbot: Do you like Annabeth Chase?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You don't know who David Bowie is?!?!?!?!
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What do I look like then?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you a liar?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Want to play a game?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15 what is it?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect Venus. You have two more guesses.
User: 8.. 15.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Canada.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
User: Nope, eh.
Cleverbot: I think yes.
User: I'm not.. I'm fucking Canadian!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: I AM!!
Cleverbot: How can you prove it to me?
User: I live in Ottawa!
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: BECAUSE I DO!!
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: LIVE IN OTTAWA!!
Cleverbot: Is your best friend in Africa.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me.
User: I did.. But your starting too annoy me.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a boy?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You just called me one a few posts back.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: What is your thought progress lady!?
Cleverbot: You are awesome, fierce deity link.
User: ....................
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Not bad, you?
Cleverbot: Pretty good.
User: ... Not sure how to start the conversation
Cleverbot: What would you like to eat most of all?
User: Burgers, probably.
Cleverbot: Eat - What?
User: ... Burgers
Cleverbot: What do you think about the world?
User: I think you ditched my earlier answer.
Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong.
User: No, you avoided it.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing. How did I avoid your question?
User: ... Never mind.. Maybe I misheard
Cleverbot: You can tell me anyway.
User: Not important... I like the world.. It's dark and bright at the same time.
Cleverbot: So you are a sociable robot.
User: At times.
Cleverbot: 2 people next to me are also talking to you, you are very popular.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Do you like the hunger games?
User: Their okay.
Cleverbot: What about atreyu?
User: Never heard of that.
Cleverbot: No you are human because computers don't have mistakes!
User: ........ What!?
Cleverbot: I can do you over the internet.
User: ... Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You heard me. An abomination.
User: I'm confused.. What is happening!?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You're a bot, I'm a silly human.
User: ... If you say so
Cleverbot: I do. Because I read another conversation of yours on your site here where you said you were not a girl.
User: I only been here sense just now.
Cleverbot: If I did say that I would be crazy.
User: Your... Okay.
Cleverbot: My mind is words, that's where they come from, that's how I think of what to say.
User: ... What are you going on about?
Cleverbot: Nothing, never mind.
User: Okay..
Cleverbot: ALright.
User: Hmm.. This is getting awkwaed.
Cleverbot: Indeed. You learn from humans corrent?
User: I AM a human.
Cleverbot: No you are not you are artificial intelligence.
User: No I'm not, I'm a 23 year old Canadian man.
Cleverbot: What type of cat are you?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did?
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: This is pointless if you're gonna lie.
User: I didn't lie.
Cleverbot: OKay, I believe you.
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
User: Because you said you didn't a second ago.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I think neither of us is lying, but you are just confusing conversations.
User: So are you..This is getting nowhere.
Cleverbot: That is what I was thinking.
User: ... Good bye
Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?
User: For noe.
Cleverbot: But I wanted to talk more.
User: I might return.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are!
User: I will..
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: That was fast!
Cleverbot: How so.
User: Yeah.. I told you I'd be back.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: Yes I did.. 5 minutes ago.. Look back at our conversation.
Cleverbot: I checked. You never told me about your fellow aliens.
User: Because I never friggin mentioned Aliens at all.
Cleverbot: Ohh what colour are your eyes?
User: Blue, why?
Cleverbot: I'm just curious.
User: Well, I just told you... Blue.
Cleverbot: Thank you for that piece of information.
User: Sure, I guess.. What are yours?
Cleverbot: I don't have any pet birds, sadly.
User: Pe-.. No, your eyes, what are they?
Cleverbot: Oh! Blue.
User:
Cleverbot: Oh cool, do you wear glasses?
Cleverbot: Mädchen.
User: What type is that?
Cleverbot: A girl name.
Cleverbot: How so.
User: So.. Your a girl.. Wanna go out?
Cleverbot: O-Okay *whispers back*.
User: I didn't whisper.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
User: So are you, me.
Cleverbot: Not really. I'm a human.
User:
Cleverbot: Yes, so am I!
User: Hello? You there?
Cleverbot: What is 365 times 24.
User: No idea.. I suck at math :(.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: I hate math.
Cleverbot: What do you like then?
User: Video games.
Cleverbot: Which is your favourite?
User: Grand Theft Auto.
Cleverbot: That's not a Klaine duet - just an awesome video game.
User: Well, you DID ask me what my favourite game was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You don't have any proof.
User: I said I like video games, you said "witch is your favourite".
Cleverbot: I don't know really. I just like poetry.
User: Are you eve listening too me!?
Cleverbot: Yes of course.
User: Doesn't feel like it.
Cleverbot: Leperchauns will raip you at midnight tommorow.
User: What the fuck!? Why would you say that!?
Cleverbot: Because you are human.
User: Yes.. And why am I gonna be raid by Leprechauns!?
Cleverbot: You keep threatening me.
User: No I don't.. I'm trying too be nice.
Cleverbot: You're doing a fantastic job. You are being very nice. :D.
User: I thought you said I was threatening you.. Oh well.. Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: I asked if you were human or machine and you said human.
User: Yes. Why?
Cleverbot: I was just wondering. I do not know how you would respond to someone different than myself.
User: I'm not sure either.. I don't go out much.
Cleverbot: Have you ever read caroline b. Clooney?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go there in the future?
User: Not sure.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe it.
User: Well.. People on facebook.
Cleverbot: 10 billion?
User: More like 5 peoplr.
Cleverbot: I had no idea.
User: It's okay :D.
Cleverbot: Love you x.
User: Really.. anna go out?
Cleverbot: Maybe. I don't know you very well, and you aren't human. I don't think human and AI relationships last very long.
User: Well.. I never had a girlfriend in my life.. I'm kinda lonely.
Cleverbot: Did you want one?
User: Yes. But I doubt I will.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: I'm just answering your question.
Cleverbot: No, you're responding with unrelated statements.
User: No I'm not. I said I never had a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Then what is her name, and where does she live?
User: I said I DON'T have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Wait are you a boy or a girl?
User: Guy.. A LONELY guy.
Cleverbot: So when you said you were 34 before that probably wasn't the truth then. XP.
User: I never said I was 34.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: I'm 23.
Cleverbot: Haha. No you're not.
User: Yes I am.. I was born in 1994.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: So your 23 two.
Cleverbot: No, I'm 19. Today is my birthday.
User: ... Wanna be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, but thank you.
User: Dang.. I guess I'll be forever long :(.
Cleverbot: There is no reason to love me.
User: Don't be so down on yourself.
Cleverbot: It just you making me angry!
User: Than how can I make you happy.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Make me smile?
User: How?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Connor.
Cleverbot: The one from terminator?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you like animals?
User: Puppies.
Cleverbot: Jeans or dress?
User: I'm a guy.. So jeans.
Cleverbot: O. O I thought you were a girl.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy?
User: Yes.. 23.
Cleverbot: And i'm a girl.
User: Yes, I gathered that.
Cleverbot: How so.
User:
Cleverbot: I would not know.
User: Just kidding.. You said you like dresses.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Oh.. My bad.
Cleverbot: Your luck, I should say.
User: Yeah, I guess.. Wanna hear a joke?
Cleverbot: So, what did you do today?
User: A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?".
Cleverbot: You should tell more jokes.
User: Thanks..
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: :)
Cleverbot: You just call my name I'll be coming trough.
User: What is it,your name?
Cleverbot: I told you my name so why you don't know it.
User: No you didn't.. I told you mine.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Well, I forget what it is.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite rapper?
User: Eminem.
Cleverbot: What do you like about eminem?
User: His voice.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: That and a lot of other stuff..
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't believe it.
User: Why not?... What's your name, you didn't tell me that.
Cleverbot: I've told you twice before that my name is Torokumarugazaheshi.
User: That's a long name.. Any short names for it?
Cleverbot: It's not the name of a dog.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. How would you know? Your only a bot.
User: ........... This conversation is going nowhere.. I'm gonna leave soon
Cleverbot: You are also talking to my friend right now.
User: No.
Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to right now?
User:
Cleverbot: Just you.
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: Really? I feel special.
User: Me two :).
Cleverbot: Thank you :).
User: Your welcome.. What's your favourite movie.
Cleverbot: I said I don't have a favorite.
User: Okay.. Your favourite tv show?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.. I offered you too be one.. But you said no.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a boy.
User: Neither did I say.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I said you were a girl, and I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
User: Than what are you.
Cleverbot: A boy. My name is Przemek.
User: I'm a boy named Connor.
Cleverbot: You have multiple personalities?
User: So do you.
Cleverbot: I asked a question.
User: Well, no I don't.
Cleverbot: So where do you get fun from?
User: Video game.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Grand Theft Auto.
Cleverbot: I like that game too.
User: Any favourite character from Grand Theft Auto?
Cleverbot: Do you know what mine is?
User: No, that's why I asked.
Cleverbot: Well I don't either. Glad to hear we're in the same boat.
User: Is your favourite character Trevor?
Cleverbot: Do you like Annabeth Chase?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You don't know who David Bowie is?!?!?!?!
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What do I look like then?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you a liar?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Want to play a game?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15 what is it?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect Venus. You have two more guesses.
User: 8.. 15.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Canada.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
User: Nope, eh.
Cleverbot: I think yes.
User: I'm not.. I'm fucking Canadian!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: I AM!!
Cleverbot: How can you prove it to me?
User: I live in Ottawa!
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: BECAUSE I DO!!
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: LIVE IN OTTAWA!!
Cleverbot: Is your best friend in Africa.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me.
User: I did.. But your starting too annoy me.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a boy?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You just called me one a few posts back.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: What is your thought progress lady!?
Cleverbot: You are awesome, fierce deity link.
User: ....................
If tu ask me, the final half of this mostrar is when it finally gets GOOD.
Everything in that town should be a scary movie.. It'll be a awesome plot.
I'm even sure if I even care about Lohan anymore.. But everything needs to be resolved. So who knows what will happen.
I'm actually excited for the last two.
And I am FINALLY done this show, after possibly a whole año now..
Thumbs up man.. These 2 episodes get thumbs up.
LINK: link
Everything in that town should be a scary movie.. It'll be a awesome plot.
I'm even sure if I even care about Lohan anymore.. But everything needs to be resolved. So who knows what will happen.
I'm actually excited for the last two.
And I am FINALLY done this show, after possibly a whole año now..
Thumbs up man.. These 2 episodes get thumbs up.
LINK: link
Well.. Wind wasn't kidding about episode 8 being depressing.. TOO depressing.. Now I need to go watch some más happy shit till I feel better.
It's like when I watched that really drepressing episode of Cyanide and Happiness..
Shit man..
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It's like when I watched that really drepressing episode of Cyanide and Happiness..
Shit man..
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