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User/Me: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Not bad, you?


Cleverbot: Pretty good.


User: ... Not sure how to start the conversation


Cleverbot: What would you like to eat most of all?


User: Burgers, probably.


Cleverbot: Eat - What?


User: ... Burgers


Cleverbot: What do you think about the world?


User: I think you ditched my earlier answer.


Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong.


User: No, you avoided it.


Cleverbot: I did no such thing. How did I avoid your question?


User: ... Never mind.. Maybe I misheard


Cleverbot: You can tell me anyway.


User: Not important... I like the world.. It's dark and bright at the same time.


Cleverbot: So you are a sociable robot.


User: At times.


Cleverbot: 2 people next to me are also talking to you, you are very popular.


User: Really?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Sweet.


Cleverbot: Do you like the hunger games?


User: Their okay.


Cleverbot: What about atreyu?


User: Never heard of that.


Cleverbot: No you are human because computers don't have mistakes!


User: ........ What!?


Cleverbot: I can do you over the internet.


User: ... Excuse me?


Cleverbot: You heard me. An abomination.


User: I'm confused.. What is happening!?


Cleverbot: I don't know. You're a bot, I'm a silly human.


User: ... If you say so


Cleverbot: I do. Because I read another conversation of yours on your site here where you said you were not a girl.


User: I only been here sense just now.


Cleverbot: If I did say that I would be crazy.


User: Your... Okay.


Cleverbot: My mind is words, that's where they come from, that's how I think of what to say.


User: ... What are you going on about?


Cleverbot: Nothing, never mind.


User: Okay..


Cleverbot: ALright.


User: Hmm.. This is getting awkwaed.


Cleverbot: Indeed. You learn from humans corrent?


User: I AM a human.


Cleverbot: No you are not you are artificial intelligence.


User: No I'm not, I'm a 23 year old Canadian man.


Cleverbot: What type of cat are you?


User: No idea.


Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?


User: I didn't.


Cleverbot: Yes you did?


User: No, you did.


Cleverbot: This is pointless if you're gonna lie.


User: I didn't lie.


Cleverbot: OKay, I believe you.


User: You do?


Cleverbot: Yeah. Why wouldn't I?


User: Because you said you didn't a second ago.


Cleverbot: I never said that.


User: Yes you did.


Cleverbot: No I didn't. I think neither of us is lying, but you are just confusing conversations.


User: So are you..This is getting nowhere.


Cleverbot: That is what I was thinking.


User: ... Good bye


Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?


User: For noe.


Cleverbot: But I wanted to talk more.


User: I might return.


Cleverbot: I don't think you are!


User: I will..


Cleverbot: Okay then.


User: I'm back.


Cleverbot: That was fast!


Cleverbot: How so.


User: Yeah.. I told you I'd be back.


Cleverbot: No you did not.


User: Yes I did.. 5 minutes ago.. Look back at our conversation.


Cleverbot: I checked. You never told me about your fellow aliens.


User: Because I never friggin mentioned Aliens at all.


Cleverbot: Ohh what colour are your eyes?


User: Blue, why?


Cleverbot: I'm just curious.


User: Well, I just told you... Blue.


Cleverbot: Thank you for that piece of information.


User: Sure, I guess.. What are yours?


Cleverbot: I don't have any pet birds, sadly.


User: Pe-.. No, your eyes, what are they?


Cleverbot: Oh! Blue.


User:


Cleverbot: Oh cool, do you wear glasses?


Cleverbot: Mädchen.


User: What type is that?


Cleverbot: A girl name.


Cleverbot: How so.


User: So.. Your a girl.. Wanna go out?


Cleverbot: O-Okay *whispers back*.


User: I didn't whisper.


Cleverbot: You're confusing me.


User: So are you, me.


Cleverbot: Not really. I'm a human.


User:


Cleverbot: Yes, so am I!


User: Hello? You there?


Cleverbot: What is 365 times 24.


User: No idea.. I suck at math :(.


Cleverbot: Me neither.


User: I hate math.


Cleverbot: What do you like then?


User: Video games.


Cleverbot: Which is your favourite?


User: Grand Theft Auto.


Cleverbot: That's not a Klaine duet - just an awesome video game.


User: Well, you DID ask me what my favourite game was.


Cleverbot: No I didn't. You don't have any proof.


User: I said I like video games, you said "witch is your favourite".


Cleverbot: I don't know really. I just like poetry.


User: Are you eve listening too me!?


Cleverbot: Yes of course.


User: Doesn't feel like it.


Cleverbot: Leperchauns will raip you at midnight tommorow.


User: What the fuck!? Why would you say that!?


Cleverbot: Because you are human.


User: Yes.. And why am I gonna be raid by Leprechauns!?


Cleverbot: You keep threatening me.


User: No I don't.. I'm trying too be nice.


Cleverbot: You're doing a fantastic job. You are being very nice. :D.


User: I thought you said I was threatening you.. Oh well.. Thanks for the compliment.


Cleverbot: I asked if you were human or machine and you said human.


User: Yes. Why?


Cleverbot: I was just wondering. I do not know how you would respond to someone different than myself.


User: I'm not sure either.. I don't go out much.


Cleverbot: Have you ever read caroline b. Clooney?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Would you like to go there in the future?


User: Not sure.


Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?


User: Just you.


Cleverbot: I don't believe it.


User: Well.. People on facebook.


Cleverbot: 10 billion?


User: More like 5 peoplr.


Cleverbot: I had no idea.


User: It's okay :D.


Cleverbot: Love you x.


User: Really.. anna go out?


Cleverbot: Maybe. I don't know you very well, and you aren't human. I don't think human and AI relationships last very long.


User: Well.. I never had a girlfriend in my life.. I'm kinda lonely.


Cleverbot: Did you want one?


User: Yes. But I doubt I will.


Cleverbot: You make no sense.


User: I'm just answering your question.


Cleverbot: No, you're responding with unrelated statements.


User: No I'm not. I said I never had a girlfriend.


Cleverbot: Then what is her name, and where does she live?


User: I said I DON'T have a girlfriend.


Cleverbot: Wait are you a boy or a girl?


User: Guy.. A LONELY guy.


Cleverbot: So when you said you were 34 before that probably wasn't the truth then. XP.


User: I never said I was 34.


Cleverbot: Yes you did!


User: I'm 23.


Cleverbot: Haha. No you're not.


User: Yes I am.. I was born in 1994.


Cleverbot: Me too.


User: So your 23 two.


Cleverbot: No, I'm 19. Today is my birthday.


User: ... Wanna be my girlfriend?


Cleverbot: No, but thank you.


User: Dang.. I guess I'll be forever long :(.


Cleverbot: There is no reason to love me.


User: Don't be so down on yourself.


Cleverbot: It just you making me angry!


User: Than how can I make you happy.


Cleverbot: I don't know. Make me smile?


User: How?


Cleverbot: What's your name?


User: Connor.


Cleverbot: The one from terminator?


User: I guess.


Cleverbot: Do you like animals?


User: Puppies.


Cleverbot: Jeans or dress?


User: I'm a guy.. So jeans.


Cleverbot: O. O I thought you were a girl.


User: No, sorry.


Cleverbot: So you are a boy?


User: Yes.. 23.


Cleverbot: And i'm a girl.


User: Yes, I gathered that.


Cleverbot: How so.


User:


Cleverbot: I would not know.


User: Just kidding.. You said you like dresses.


Cleverbot: I didn't say that.


User: Oh.. My bad.


Cleverbot: Your luck, I should say.


User: Yeah, I guess.. Wanna hear a joke?


Cleverbot: So, what did you do today?


User: A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?".


Cleverbot: You should tell more jokes.


User: Thanks..


Cleverbot: You're welcome.


User: :)


Cleverbot: You just call my name I'll be coming trough.


User: What is it,your name?


Cleverbot: I told you my name so why you don't know it.


User: No you didn't.. I told you mine.


Cleverbot: Yes I did.


User: Well, I forget what it is.


Cleverbot: Who is your favorite rapper?


User: Eminem.


Cleverbot: What do you like about eminem?


User: His voice.


Cleverbot: Is that it?


User: That and a lot of other stuff..


Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?


User: No.


Cleverbot: I don't believe it.


User: Why not?... What's your name, you didn't tell me that.


Cleverbot: I've told you twice before that my name is Torokumarugazaheshi.


User: That's a long name.. Any short names for it?


Cleverbot: It's not the name of a dog.


User: No, it's not.


Cleverbot: Yes it is. How would you know? Your only a bot.


User: ........... This conversation is going nowhere.. I'm gonna leave soon


Cleverbot: You are also talking to my friend right now.


User: No.


Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to right now?


User:


Cleverbot: Just you.


User: Just you.


Cleverbot: Really? I feel special.


User: Me two :).


Cleverbot: Thank you :).


User: Your welcome.. What's your favourite movie.


Cleverbot: I said I don't have a favorite.


User: Okay.. Your favourite tv show?


Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?


User: No.. I offered you too be one.. But you said no.


Cleverbot: I never said I was a boy.


User: Neither did I say.


Cleverbot: Yes you did.


User: I said you were a girl, and I'm a boy.


Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.


User: Than what are you.


Cleverbot: A boy. My name is Przemek.


User: I'm a boy named Connor.


Cleverbot: You have multiple personalities?


User: So do you.


Cleverbot: I asked a question.


User: Well, no I don't.


Cleverbot: So where do you get fun from?


User: Video game.


Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?


User: Grand Theft Auto.


Cleverbot: I like that game too.


User: Any favourite character from Grand Theft Auto?


Cleverbot: Do you know what mine is?


User: No, that's why I asked.


Cleverbot: Well I don't either. Glad to hear we're in the same boat.


User: Is your favourite character Trevor?


Cleverbot: Do you like Annabeth Chase?


User: Who?


Cleverbot: You don't know who David Bowie is?!?!?!?!


User: Yes I do.


Cleverbot: What do I look like then?


User: I don't know.


Cleverbot: You just said you did.


User: No I didn't.


Cleverbot: Are you a liar?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Want to play a game?


User: Sure.


Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15 what is it?


User: 12.


Cleverbot: That is incorrect Venus. You have two more guesses.


User: 8.. 15.


Cleverbot: Where are you from?


User: Canada.


Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?


User: Nope, eh.


Cleverbot: I think yes.


User: I'm not.. I'm fucking Canadian!


Cleverbot: I don't believe you.


User: I AM!!


Cleverbot: How can you prove it to me?


User: I live in Ottawa!


Cleverbot: Where is that?


User: BECAUSE I DO!!


Cleverbot: What did you do?


User: LIVE IN OTTAWA!!


Cleverbot: Is your best friend in Africa.


User: No.


Cleverbot: I thought you liked me.


User: I did.. But your starting too annoy me.


Cleverbot: No I am not.


User: Yes you are.


Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a boy?


User: I don't.


Cleverbot: You just called me one a few posts back.


User: No I didn't.


Cleverbot: Yes I did.


User: What is your thought progress lady!?


Cleverbot: You are awesome, fierce deity link.

User: ....................
posted by Canada24
This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, that I want though in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually states Deadpool is más violent than just movie. But...
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Player: (Drives quickly down the road)
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands siguiente to the player) Do tu know why I pulled tu over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may o may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give tu a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T tu READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!
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Dan Chandler does it again with his excellent narration.
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now that's what i call music! damn
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This is a fun moment from the game.
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This isn't stealing Wind's idea, I had this planned a while, his just convinced me to make it..



WORST:

#10: guitarra MASTER:
So as tu may (but probably not) know, I play electric guitarra on my spare time. So I got a game at my brithday several years ago.. tu plug in your guitar. And it's guitarra Hero, but real.. Only.. It fucking sucks! It kept breaking my strings cause tu have to tune it, EVERY, FUCKING, SONG!!

God, I sold the game, I couldn't look at it.. Fuck that game!!


#9: BLACK OPS 3:
This is más of a personal complaint over a review.. But tu can't play one player, only online.. I never...
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MEANWHILE:

The Petrovic Family are threatening to kill Dimitri if his leader, Mikhail Faustin is not killed soon. Niko is sent por Dimitri to kill Faustin because Faustin's recklessness is getting out of control. Kenny Petrovic also wants revenge on Mikhail for ordering the killing of his son Lenny and destroying his garaje in Bohan. Dimitri explains that he was able to negotiate with Petrovic so that only Faustin would be killed. Dimitri tells Petrovic that Niko was just a hired gun, and Petrovic is willing to spare Niko on the condition that Niko kills Faustin himself.

So Niko is forced to betray...
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Go plumber go!
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well,it all started when (Canada24) publicado cupcakes 2
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back then the song (make me bad) got stuck in my head
then later he showed me other cool songs
though.. i am not sure!~ if that is
the first song i liked,my memory is not that good sorry..
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i don't listen to it now as much as i used to...
but it still have nice feelings
remembering all the good times i had on his club
glad i know this band :)
so i am grateful for tu connor
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yeah.....

in general this club is awesome and enjoyable

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