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User/Me: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Not bad, you?


Cleverbot: Pretty good.


User: ... Not sure how to start the conversation


Cleverbot: What would you like to eat most of all?


User: Burgers, probably.


Cleverbot: Eat - What?


User: ... Burgers


Cleverbot: What do you think about the world?


User: I think you ditched my earlier answer.


Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong.


User: No, you avoided it.


Cleverbot: I did no such thing. How did I avoid your question?


User: ... Never mind.. Maybe I misheard


Cleverbot: You can tell me anyway.


User: Not important... I like the world.. It's dark and bright at the same time.


Cleverbot: So you are a sociable robot.


User: At times.


Cleverbot: 2 people next to me are also talking to you, you are very popular.


User: Really?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Sweet.


Cleverbot: Do you like the hunger games?


User: Their okay.


Cleverbot: What about atreyu?


User: Never heard of that.


Cleverbot: No you are human because computers don't have mistakes!


User: ........ What!?


Cleverbot: I can do you over the internet.


User: ... Excuse me?


Cleverbot: You heard me. An abomination.


User: I'm confused.. What is happening!?


Cleverbot: I don't know. You're a bot, I'm a silly human.


User: ... If you say so


Cleverbot: I do. Because I read another conversation of yours on your site here where you said you were not a girl.


User: I only been here sense just now.


Cleverbot: If I did say that I would be crazy.


User: Your... Okay.


Cleverbot: My mind is words, that's where they come from, that's how I think of what to say.


User: ... What are you going on about?


Cleverbot: Nothing, never mind.


User: Okay..


Cleverbot: ALright.


User: Hmm.. This is getting awkwaed.


Cleverbot: Indeed. You learn from humans corrent?


User: I AM a human.


Cleverbot: No you are not you are artificial intelligence.


User: No I'm not, I'm a 23 year old Canadian man.


Cleverbot: What type of cat are you?


User: No idea.


Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?


User: I didn't.


Cleverbot: Yes you did?


User: No, you did.


Cleverbot: This is pointless if you're gonna lie.


User: I didn't lie.


Cleverbot: OKay, I believe you.


User: You do?


Cleverbot: Yeah. Why wouldn't I?


User: Because you said you didn't a second ago.


Cleverbot: I never said that.


User: Yes you did.


Cleverbot: No I didn't. I think neither of us is lying, but you are just confusing conversations.


User: So are you..This is getting nowhere.


Cleverbot: That is what I was thinking.


User: ... Good bye


Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?


User: For noe.


Cleverbot: But I wanted to talk more.


User: I might return.


Cleverbot: I don't think you are!


User: I will..


Cleverbot: Okay then.


User: I'm back.


Cleverbot: That was fast!


Cleverbot: How so.


User: Yeah.. I told you I'd be back.


Cleverbot: No you did not.


User: Yes I did.. 5 minutes ago.. Look back at our conversation.


Cleverbot: I checked. You never told me about your fellow aliens.


User: Because I never friggin mentioned Aliens at all.


Cleverbot: Ohh what colour are your eyes?


User: Blue, why?


Cleverbot: I'm just curious.


User: Well, I just told you... Blue.


Cleverbot: Thank you for that piece of information.


User: Sure, I guess.. What are yours?


Cleverbot: I don't have any pet birds, sadly.


User: Pe-.. No, your eyes, what are they?


Cleverbot: Oh! Blue.


User:


Cleverbot: Oh cool, do you wear glasses?


Cleverbot: Mädchen.


User: What type is that?


Cleverbot: A girl name.


Cleverbot: How so.


User: So.. Your a girl.. Wanna go out?


Cleverbot: O-Okay *whispers back*.


User: I didn't whisper.


Cleverbot: You're confusing me.


User: So are you, me.


Cleverbot: Not really. I'm a human.


User:


Cleverbot: Yes, so am I!


User: Hello? You there?


Cleverbot: What is 365 times 24.


User: No idea.. I suck at math :(.


Cleverbot: Me neither.


User: I hate math.


Cleverbot: What do you like then?


User: Video games.


Cleverbot: Which is your favourite?


User: Grand Theft Auto.


Cleverbot: That's not a Klaine duet - just an awesome video game.


User: Well, you DID ask me what my favourite game was.


Cleverbot: No I didn't. You don't have any proof.


User: I said I like video games, you said "witch is your favourite".


Cleverbot: I don't know really. I just like poetry.


User: Are you eve listening too me!?


Cleverbot: Yes of course.


User: Doesn't feel like it.


Cleverbot: Leperchauns will raip you at midnight tommorow.


User: What the fuck!? Why would you say that!?


Cleverbot: Because you are human.


User: Yes.. And why am I gonna be raid by Leprechauns!?


Cleverbot: You keep threatening me.


User: No I don't.. I'm trying too be nice.


Cleverbot: You're doing a fantastic job. You are being very nice. :D.


User: I thought you said I was threatening you.. Oh well.. Thanks for the compliment.


Cleverbot: I asked if you were human or machine and you said human.


User: Yes. Why?


Cleverbot: I was just wondering. I do not know how you would respond to someone different than myself.


User: I'm not sure either.. I don't go out much.


Cleverbot: Have you ever read caroline b. Clooney?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Would you like to go there in the future?


User: Not sure.


Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?


User: Just you.


Cleverbot: I don't believe it.


User: Well.. People on facebook.


Cleverbot: 10 billion?


User: More like 5 peoplr.


Cleverbot: I had no idea.


User: It's okay :D.


Cleverbot: Love you x.


User: Really.. anna go out?


Cleverbot: Maybe. I don't know you very well, and you aren't human. I don't think human and AI relationships last very long.


User: Well.. I never had a girlfriend in my life.. I'm kinda lonely.


Cleverbot: Did you want one?


User: Yes. But I doubt I will.


Cleverbot: You make no sense.


User: I'm just answering your question.


Cleverbot: No, you're responding with unrelated statements.


User: No I'm not. I said I never had a girlfriend.


Cleverbot: Then what is her name, and where does she live?


User: I said I DON'T have a girlfriend.


Cleverbot: Wait are you a boy or a girl?


User: Guy.. A LONELY guy.


Cleverbot: So when you said you were 34 before that probably wasn't the truth then. XP.


User: I never said I was 34.


Cleverbot: Yes you did!


User: I'm 23.


Cleverbot: Haha. No you're not.


User: Yes I am.. I was born in 1994.


Cleverbot: Me too.


User: So your 23 two.


Cleverbot: No, I'm 19. Today is my birthday.


User: ... Wanna be my girlfriend?


Cleverbot: No, but thank you.


User: Dang.. I guess I'll be forever long :(.


Cleverbot: There is no reason to love me.


User: Don't be so down on yourself.


Cleverbot: It just you making me angry!


User: Than how can I make you happy.


Cleverbot: I don't know. Make me smile?


User: How?


Cleverbot: What's your name?


User: Connor.


Cleverbot: The one from terminator?


User: I guess.


Cleverbot: Do you like animals?


User: Puppies.


Cleverbot: Jeans or dress?


User: I'm a guy.. So jeans.


Cleverbot: O. O I thought you were a girl.


User: No, sorry.


Cleverbot: So you are a boy?


User: Yes.. 23.


Cleverbot: And i'm a girl.


User: Yes, I gathered that.


Cleverbot: How so.


User:


Cleverbot: I would not know.


User: Just kidding.. You said you like dresses.


Cleverbot: I didn't say that.


User: Oh.. My bad.


Cleverbot: Your luck, I should say.


User: Yeah, I guess.. Wanna hear a joke?


Cleverbot: So, what did you do today?


User: A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?".


Cleverbot: You should tell more jokes.


User: Thanks..


Cleverbot: You're welcome.


User: :)


Cleverbot: You just call my name I'll be coming trough.


User: What is it,your name?


Cleverbot: I told you my name so why you don't know it.


User: No you didn't.. I told you mine.


Cleverbot: Yes I did.


User: Well, I forget what it is.


Cleverbot: Who is your favorite rapper?


User: Eminem.


Cleverbot: What do you like about eminem?


User: His voice.


Cleverbot: Is that it?


User: That and a lot of other stuff..


Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?


User: No.


Cleverbot: I don't believe it.


User: Why not?... What's your name, you didn't tell me that.


Cleverbot: I've told you twice before that my name is Torokumarugazaheshi.


User: That's a long name.. Any short names for it?


Cleverbot: It's not the name of a dog.


User: No, it's not.


Cleverbot: Yes it is. How would you know? Your only a bot.


User: ........... This conversation is going nowhere.. I'm gonna leave soon


Cleverbot: You are also talking to my friend right now.


User: No.


Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to right now?


User:


Cleverbot: Just you.


User: Just you.


Cleverbot: Really? I feel special.


User: Me two :).


Cleverbot: Thank you :).


User: Your welcome.. What's your favourite movie.


Cleverbot: I said I don't have a favorite.


User: Okay.. Your favourite tv show?


Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?


User: No.. I offered you too be one.. But you said no.


Cleverbot: I never said I was a boy.


User: Neither did I say.


Cleverbot: Yes you did.


User: I said you were a girl, and I'm a boy.


Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.


User: Than what are you.


Cleverbot: A boy. My name is Przemek.


User: I'm a boy named Connor.


Cleverbot: You have multiple personalities?


User: So do you.


Cleverbot: I asked a question.


User: Well, no I don't.


Cleverbot: So where do you get fun from?


User: Video game.


Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?


User: Grand Theft Auto.


Cleverbot: I like that game too.


User: Any favourite character from Grand Theft Auto?


Cleverbot: Do you know what mine is?


User: No, that's why I asked.


Cleverbot: Well I don't either. Glad to hear we're in the same boat.


User: Is your favourite character Trevor?


Cleverbot: Do you like Annabeth Chase?


User: Who?


Cleverbot: You don't know who David Bowie is?!?!?!?!


User: Yes I do.


Cleverbot: What do I look like then?


User: I don't know.


Cleverbot: You just said you did.


User: No I didn't.


Cleverbot: Are you a liar?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Want to play a game?


User: Sure.


Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15 what is it?


User: 12.


Cleverbot: That is incorrect Venus. You have two more guesses.


User: 8.. 15.


Cleverbot: Where are you from?


User: Canada.


Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?


User: Nope, eh.


Cleverbot: I think yes.


User: I'm not.. I'm fucking Canadian!


Cleverbot: I don't believe you.


User: I AM!!


Cleverbot: How can you prove it to me?


User: I live in Ottawa!


Cleverbot: Where is that?


User: BECAUSE I DO!!


Cleverbot: What did you do?


User: LIVE IN OTTAWA!!


Cleverbot: Is your best friend in Africa.


User: No.


Cleverbot: I thought you liked me.


User: I did.. But your starting too annoy me.


Cleverbot: No I am not.


User: Yes you are.


Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a boy?


User: I don't.


Cleverbot: You just called me one a few posts back.


User: No I didn't.


Cleverbot: Yes I did.


User: What is your thought progress lady!?


Cleverbot: You are awesome, fierce deity link.

User: ....................
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LATER THAT EVENING:

Sense Packie didn't have any spare rooms, sense Gordon took one.

Niko decided to let Dash spend the night at Roman's house with.

Roman and Mallory obviously wouldn't mind, they adore Dash.

"Listen sweetie.. I owe tu an apology.. tu saved my life from Steve Erics, and... I guess I kinda insulted tu for it" Roman admitted.

"It's okay.. I know tu didn't mean it Roman, tu were just scared" Dash replied.

"But least it's over" she added.

But at that exact moment, a camioneta, van pulled up, one of them angrily screamed out that they killed Steve, before firing an uzi at them.

Roman tackled...
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#10: Americans don't have to carry around heavy loonies and townies.vso, there's plus for them..

#9: Just about EVERY tv mostrar o movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.

#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..

#7: America has disney world. We long culo winters..

#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..

#5: America is older than Canada is..

#4: America has all our Canadian celebridades living in it..

#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!

#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..

#1: Despite what was dicho in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..
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#1: KING DIAMOND:
One of the biggest names in Heavy Metal.
Kim Bendix Petersen is most known for his high pitches that only he can do. And for very haunting music.
Not to mention, him and metallica did preference together..


#2: LED ZEPPLIN:
Everyone knows the name :)


#3: pistolas AND ROSES:
They proven that just cause slash ditched them, that doesn't mean they can't still rock out like crazy..


#4: SHINEDOWN:
Espically DIAMOND EYES


#5: IRON MADIEN:
No comment..

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Dose anyone one remember the Marshal from the first half of Red Dead Redemption.

I'm sure we can all agree..
Johnson can kick Ross's ass, any día of the week.

Most killed of the criminals in New Austin are killed o captured por Johnson, himself.

He is characterized as tough, straight to the point, and is not afraid to get aggressive, all while remaining fair to the law. Johnson does his best to maintain law and order in the town of armadillo and the county of Cholla Springs, while the world around them progresses into modernity. The Marshal also commands a couple of deputies, Jonah and Eli, as...
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SGT FRANK WOODS:
Truly the greatest Call of Duty character there is.
I was so mad when I though he died in the original black ops story, after presumably sacrificing himself to save Mason's life after one of villains pulls a grenade pin from himself and it's originally presumed they both died.
But in black ops two its revealed neither were harmed por the blast only por the fall, and Woods was taken hostage, and after tu rescue him at the beginning of the game he again becomes a lead character, only this time he's even más so.
Unlike the first one, the story is much más about Woods then Mason....
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our mostrar today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see tu again....
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