alpha y omega Article: Wrong Berries tu dumb dumb!

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posted by trueshadowwolf

Humphrey: heeey Kate!

Kate: oh, what's up?

Humphrey: I went to eat berries!

Kate: wait wait which berries?

Humphrey: the ones over there... why?

Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....

Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*

Kate: great I got blood all over me.

Runt: hola mommy I found these weird berries!

Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--

Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!

REALITY

*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*

Kate: goddamn it Runt...

Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*

Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.

Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???

Kate: bye stinky!

*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*

Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*

Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!

Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*

Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like chocolate cake.

Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!

Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*

Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D

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lobos on the road: Chapter 1 Fermented berries

posted by AlphaClub

On one hot summer morning, the sun shone upon a den. Which was the guarida, den of Kate and Humphrey, a couple who had three teen pups. Kate woke up siguiente to Humphrey just as she has for three years.

She also looked around the guarida, den to see Runt, Stinky, and Claudette. She then nudged Humphrey to wake up. But it was hard to wake him up as he usually wakes up at noon. After about five minutos of constant nagging and pestering him, he eventually woke up. He then told Kate, "Didn't I tell tu wake me up at noon? Nothing earlier." She then rolled her eyes and told Humphrey, "You are one lazy omega." he then...

What I think about things...

posted by AlphaClub

I know I've publicado this thing before, ut I'll gladly do it again.

(Fading in from quiet to loud) Ohwoahooowoah, ohwoahooowoah.... (8x)

(Some VERY GOOD CHILLSTEP MUSIC)

I remem er, they would say, it's okay, you'll be alright, every night, I could hear it, I remember...

I could hear jt, in the wind, that melody, that they would play, every single day, to remind us, it was over...

And it went: ohwoahooowoah, ohwoahooowoah... (2x)

(Some más Chilstep beat-bass changes to 5 steps each interval)

And it went: Ohwoahooowoah, ohwoahooowoah... (2x)

(More Chillstep, but gets más energetic, as the end is nearing)...

chapter 1 part 3 tell me

posted by qull

Cody ran away from the three and thought " what will she say what will she thinks " but at that moment he got knocked out he was asleep for a long time when he woke Claudette was behind him and another lobo was standing over him " what happened and why does my...." " shhhhhhh everyone is still sleeping " dicho Garth " were am I ... Am I in jasper park? Yep I am " Cody says " yeah tu are but injured badly and u should rest " Claudette says " oh yeah do tu have a crush on me " Claudette says . Garth opens his eyes widely and runs off to tell Claudettes mom and Dad " well great now the whole...

I am going lone lobo for a while...

posted by AlphaClub

Hello, guys. Just wanted to say that, for the siguiente few days, I will be going lone wolf. I may respond to some muro posts, but not many. I will still be up for the RP tomarrow, on my wall, if tu guys are still up for it. Just wanted ya all to know! I won't be as active as I usually am! :) If tu are interseted in the RP, PM me, o message me in my wall!!!

Also, misceláneo question... who likes dubstep? Tell me in the comentarios below!!! :)

I am going to continue to write... because the stupid site keeps telling me to post a longer article... what???

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Sad times (Fan Fiction/Off-Topic-Story[OTS])

posted by AlphaClub

Hey, I know this has nothing to do with A&O othar than there ARE lobos involved, but I came up with this story in my head, and wanted to post it. So here it goes...

EPILOGUE

BANG! BANG! is all the little pup heard, as his mother set him down por the human fence, and turned and ran away, into the forest, the way they had come. The pup had no idea what was going on, and was scared. Where had his mother gone? What was that loud bang sound?

As the pup remembered, his mkther had told him, "Don't worry. You'll be fine. Just... I'm sorry. I won't be coming back. I amor you, so much. Goodbye. I...

Alpha and Omega Voice Series

posted by Alphawolfben

I am thinking of making a A&O voice series but need help with it like for example getting pictures for the episodes when they are ready and mostly female voice actors for the female lobos like Kate, Princess etc. If tu want to help message me o comentario on it o even go on my youtube channel Omegawolfben.

Like I dicho if someone wants to help and keep this franchise alive it would keep the series alive and if no más Alpha and Omega cine come out it would be like a entire movie o even a TV series just on Youtube.

I had a Coyote encounter!!!

posted by AlphaClub

Okay. So, I wanted to tell tu guys this little story, of an encounter with some coyotes. As tu read, tu may be like, "Uh... this isn't possible. tu are lying." Well, I'm not. Enjoy!

Okay. So, earlier this summer, I was walking in my woods siguiente to my house, and I saw something greyish. I walked closer to it, and what I saw was so cute. There were about 4-5 coyote pups, in a little tiny nest made of brush and broken down maíz stalks. The pups saw me, and ran over to me, doing a weird whining sound. Two of them watched, and barked. The other few came over, and jumped up on my legs, for attention...

Life, love, pain, pleasure, happiness, anger...

posted by AlphaClub

Okay. I just had to ro this; make a short song about, uh... some things. You'll get it when ya read it.

Oooh, I'm lost, lost without life...
Oooh, wouldn't tu do anything for love?

I would take a knife,
If I could only strife...

Oooh... would tu do anything?
Oooh... would tu do anything?
Oooh... would tu do anything?
Oooh, wouldn't you... do aaanythiiing?

Yes, we go through pain, we gOoo through anger,
But we still always have the pleasure!
But no, tu have to be happy,
tu can't just get angry?

I know, it's probably horrible, I know. But that was sokethong I've wanted to do for FOREVER. I boped tu enjoyed it, and please, tell me what it meant to tu in the comments. :)

A Lonely Omega ch 4 (Contains Language)

posted by jhilton0907

Chapter Four - The REBEL Pack's plans

Ok, I got so many votos for the plot of this chapter so I'm going to combine them all, I changed it on option D from Eve seeing Sarah to Humphrey seeing her, I think it's time our favorito! Omega has a talk with his mother. Last time, we saw the REBEL pack with Miles and Nigel kidnap Kate and leaving Humphrey and Eve alone to die, but Eve is a strong lobo and she won't let those lobos get away. I also showed a más darker side to my OC Sam, as he killed his own son, now, Saria, another one of OCs, makes her first official appearance in this story. tu might...

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Alpha and Omega- The End?

posted by SentinelPrime89

It was near sunset in Jasper Park, Canada. The end of a fun-filled winter snow día for Western pack leaders Kate and Humphrey and their large family of adolescent children and inlaws. Kate looked up at the sky, feeling snowflakes hit her face and watching the sun slowly going down. She turned her head to the right and faced her Omega pack-mate. "We better get inicial now o Mom will pitch a fit. tu know her paranoia of hypothermia and frostbite and all that shit. I mean, come one... We have fur." Kate laughed.
Humphrey chuckled and nodded. "Kate, she means well. She's just a little..." He trailed...

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Runt's secret chapter 4: not today death

posted by Rockowolf123

It has been a mes after Runts uncle Rocko died
runt was lectura his grave
rocko lobo july 20th 1987- dec 7 2024
runt rememberd a book Rocko read to him
when he was little it was Johnny Tremain
"he died so others could stand" runt said
he had an important place to go
a battle to catch an evil pearson named min su lun
a japines geniral
he got a ride on a heicopter undetected
he saw Hutch was on the same helicopter
as runt matured Hutch became his best freind
captin Hutch
he just ranked up
runt missed his drop zone he was now in the thick of it
runt had to fight his way threw
but hi saw hutch on the grownd...

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Tough life: articulo # 1

posted by AlphaClub

It was noon. Claudette was sitting down siguiente to her to brothers, Runt and Stinky, along with her friend, Ares. He was sitting siguiente to her, and was looking down. Her brothers were playing siguiente to the water of the pond.

"Hey.. um... Claudette? I've gotta go... again. I'm sorry I've been leaving so much lately." apologized Ares.

"Um... okay. It's okay. Where do tu keep going though?" she asked.

"Uh... It's a secret. Sorry. Please don't follow me though, okay?" he said.

She looked at him. "Fine. I won't." she promised.

She watched him go, and decided she would follow him anyway. Where did he...

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runt's secret chapter 2: Heilgar Estanbar

posted by Rockowolf123

payback time'' runt dicho to him self
an important prisoner is being moved here
geniral estanbar" runt dicho with anger
pro nazi scum" runt added
a black car pulled up with a man in hand cuffs
target spotted" runt smiled
moments later runt was hidden in a árbol waiting for his chance to strike
once he knew him and the geniral were alone he walked in blade out
who are you" the Geniral asked
your worst nightmare"runt dicho in a dark tone
haha i have no nightmares boy"the Geniral said
oh realy"runt dicho and stabed the genirals eye
Heilgar screamed in pain
do tu know who i am" runt yelled
removing the hood
i know...

What's your take, episode 17, Jasper hell high

posted by Canada24

Well..

ZenJeager737 has asked me to review his story JASPER HELL HIGH..

To be honest, I don't usually have high hopes for the fanfiction stories of these days.

The alpha and omega Fanfiction.net page will never completely be the same as it was 3 o 4 years ago.

All those people I've come know, are gone now, and I barelly come to this page anymore I read other pages, and review most of the stories from back in the day..

But anyway.

This story was better then I expected, though that probably isn't saying much, I wasn't expecting much.

I like the way it keeps switching between P.O.V's so rapidly, I don't...

Help Save the Club

posted by Wolf_Tamer

I keep seeing hate comentarios here and there and I just want to say a few things to everyone lectura this. One thing for sure is that everyone who keeps wanting this club to die out: F*** OFF ALREADY! Look if tu don't like this club then just leave. You're not forced to be here. Those who actually want to be here are really annoyed por spammers and haters. How about these haters just find your own club to annoy. We all want this to stop!

Now to those lectura this and actually want this club to be alive: we can't just sit around waiting for a miracle. We must all take action and keep this club going. Everyone has a part to keep and the power to keep this club going but some of us underestimate our own power and are not using it wisely. Keep this club alive por adding fanarts, preguntas o even foros for crying out loud!
I am doing my part por trying to think of interesting things to keep everyone hooked. Now tu must play your part.

Everyone who wants to: KEEP THIS CLUB ALIVE.

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My first AO graffiti

added by NOSEE

Rocko wolf: a new war

posted by Rockowolf123

Rocko was hunting in the vally with his sister
"so whens the wedding" Kate asked
"i dont know sis"
"well i cant wai..."
Kate was cut of por a plane
"its japanese see the meat balls on the wings" Rocko said
"what are thay doing here"Kate asked
"go to your den" rocko dicho as the plane shot at him.
Kate ran as Rocko jumped on the plane when it got close
the plane flew down to hit a árbol and explode as rocko jumped off.
"i was attaked this meens WAR.

sorry its short i dont have alot of time

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Winter amor Alpha

added by LunaAlpha

Source: LunaAlpha

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Daria from A

added by HUMPHRY

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Humphrey and Garth

added by HUMPHRY