alpha y omega Article: Wrong Berries tu dumb dumb!

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posted by trueshadowwolf

Humphrey: heeey Kate!

Kate: oh, what's up?

Humphrey: I went to eat berries!

Kate: wait wait which berries?

Humphrey: the ones over there... why?

Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....

Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*

Kate: great I got blood all over me.

Runt: hola mommy I found these weird berries!

Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--

Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!

REALITY

*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*

Kate: goddamn it Runt...

Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*

Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.

Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???

Kate: bye stinky!

*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*

Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*

Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!

Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*

Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like chocolate cake.

Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!

Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*

Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D

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Slydog900 This one was a great time to read it and I am crying out loud.

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Alpha and Omega life after the movie IV.

posted by DevilsWrath

We left off left when Humphrey had took his brother Lucas to an open den. Kate had gotten the pups. They had then went to sleep.

Kate wakes up and looks around. Humphrey was still asleep. Kate wakes him up and smiles. "Go get some food. It is your turn." Says Kate. "Really?" Complains Humphrey. "Yes." Responds Kate laughing quietly as to not wake up the pups.

Humphrey got up tiredly looked at Kate then walks out the door yawning. Humphrey goes in front of the woods to see Moone standing there mumbling about mating with Hunter. Lucas walks up behind Humphrey. "Hello brother. What are tu up to?...

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Amber and Jake staying with an uncle and aunt.

posted by DevilsWrath

This is the side story of all of A&O life after the movie III.

Amber and Jake say goodbye to there mom and dad. "Have a good time." Says Kate. "We will." respuestas Amber and Jake. "Take care of them Garth. tu too Lilly. Says Humphrey. "We will." respuestas Lilly and Garth. "Have a great time." Says Lilly.

"We will." Responds Kate and Humphrey. So they all say there good byes and leave. Amber and Jake go to the back of the guarida, den to go play with Blitz and Leslie. "Hey Blitz." Says Jake. "Hey Jake." Says Blitz. "Hello Leslie." Says Amber.

"Hello Amber." Says Leslie. Lilly walks up to Amber and Jake....

Cayoutic Life Pt.1 (Warning: Read Rating Before Reading.)

posted by ztarx5

Hi! Im Stars with my new story call "Cayoutic Life" A story when a male lobo fall in amor with a female lobo but a war happen and One of them did not know there were the pack leader and gets kidnap and go very very VERY FAR AWAY! They have 7 Days to go back o all of the lobo there will go cayous and all DIE! Will they make it, will all of the lobo in the pack die, will the amor birds marry have a family and a great life, o will ALL OF lobo IN THE STORY DIE? Find out right now on Cayoutic Life!
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WARNING:
Rating of the Story
Violence 1/3
Language...

The Amazing Spider-Wolf! "The Amazing Fantasy" Part 1

posted by trueshadowwolf

Heres a lobo name Humphrey Parker, he goes to Will Johnson high school, he is about 17 years old. he lives in New York City. but he only has two friends, Garth osborn, and Kate Thompsin, (just to let u know a little spidey info of araña man his first girlfriend really was Gwen Thompson.it wasnt Mary Jane. but thats the thing Gwen gets killed por the Green Goblin.) "hey Kate Im going to the science hall tomorrow tu wanna come?" Humphrey said. "Who the hell wants to go to the Science Hall tu Book worm!" Flash said. Flash was a football jock, he always picks on Humphrey since freshmen. "Shut...

The Brotherhood: Chapter 11: The Figures in White Clothing

posted by sxyomega

"Don't tell me tu missed this one again!" Zane screamed at Anders who sat there in disappointment to the loss of another rabbit failed catch.

"Well,it's not like I have an Alpha older brother with tons of Alpha and hunting training that could help me." Anders dicho in frustration as he lay on the ground por the burrow.

It's been two weeks since Anders set off for his hunt for his brothers. He had found Zane but he wasn't much of help when it came to hunting. Zane could fight, but he never could hunt. He wondered if his family was even still at the place they once were. He wondered how he would...

True feelings

posted by Canada24

HERE'S AN EXTERMILY SHORT STORY! IT'S ABOUT MY OPTION ON HOW THINGS END UP IF HUMPHREY 'DID' MANAGES TO TELL KATE HIS FEELINGS! EVERYDAY I REGRAT THAT TRAIN SCENE NOT GOING THE WAY I WANTED! IT PROBLEY WOULDN'T HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING BUT STILL! YOUR PROBLEY NOTICE OTHER CHANGES I MADE, ALSO!

Humphrey kept watching how beautiful Kate was as she slept, he loved the way she curled up into a cute little ball. She peeked open an eye. "Are tu staring at me?" She teased. Humphrey blushed. Kate slowly started getting up. Humphrey realized it's best time he'll ever get. "I need to tell tu something"...

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The Brotherhood Chapter 10:The Nightmare of the Brothers

posted by sxyomega

It's been a while guys but here it is finally :) HOPE tu ENJOY :DD

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Anders looked down from a giant waterfall falling over a cliff. He noted how steep and beautiful the waterfall was but was careful not to let himself get too far over it. He looked to his left to find a perfectly nice colina heading down to a shallow burrow. "That will do." He dicho as he scaled down the steep hillside of the waterfall.

He hesitantly walked in to the dark and abandoned burrow for any signs of reciente life. He sniffed, and felt, and checked to see if there were any...

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Feelings for Lily: chapter 1 the feelings within

posted by humphrey21

Intro: been 2 years since Humphrey and Kate got married and lily and Garth.

Humphrey: I wake up 2 the sweet sound of the birds canto in the morning bright sky. I turn 2 stare at Kate my beautiful mate but things have been weird she's not actuación like herself laitly she gets mad at me más and ignores me a lot. I put my paw on Kate's shoulder she opens her eyes and stares at me.
Kate: Humphrey quit it I'm trying to sleep (Kate gets up and sleeps farther away from Humphrey)
Humphrey: umm well I hope u have a good night. I walk out to walk to Garth's and Lilly's cave but I'm not there 2 see Garth...

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Blackjack's Story Chapter 3: A enamorados Grudge

posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626

**Authors Notice- This chapter mostly revolves around Hutch and reveals some other info that will be important later in the story**

*Hutch's POV*

I couldn't believe that Winston was actually allowing Blackjack to stay here. He knew too damn well my beef with the likes of outsiders, and here he was welcoming him. Winston was like a father to me, ever since my dad died he had taken me in like a son and treated me no different than he did Kate o Lilly. But this, it probably would have hurt less if he would have sunk his claws into my back.

What was worse, was that he didn't even have the decency...

Blackjack's Story Chapter 2: Welcome Wagon

posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626

I sighed as my captor led me through the forest, always ensuring that I was behind him. Something about the way he kept glaring at nee was, ominous. There was a certain depth in his glare, out wasn't just a look of dominance, there was something I couldn't be for sure of. A certain soul piercing sharpness that expressed, something dark. I wasn't certain, but it deemed like hate.

He wasn't exactly the friendliest wolf. He never offered to talk, aside from the occasional grunt of disapproval he shout me when I would ask something. Even light conversation seemed far fetched for him. I tried my...

cruzar, cruz Over Worlds Chapter 2

posted by trueshadowwolf

Well roseomega, alphakate21, shawnroberts55, were just hangin por the river, the birds were canto an annoying song! "Hey guys can tu play a different song, the one your canto is off notes." Trueshadowwolf said. "Oh, well we know evanescence, green day, and Hero." The Bird said. "...play evanescence bring me to life!" Trueshadowwolf said. Then the birds were canto and actuación like the guy and the girl from evanescence bring me to life video. "Much better!" Trueshadowwolf said. "Hey guys its getting late, im going to my den." Alphakate21 said. Then everybody else went to bed. Then Trueshadowwolfs...

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(Lane of freedom) verse1 demo track (southern_wolf) big heights

posted by garth21

i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the calle with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
hola pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe tu can call me;
keep lookin like tu aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
tu look at me like im some shit,
yeah tu cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind tu way 'bove my height
how bout i give tu an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no más less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......

rejected (INFINITE) SKILL raps...(SOUTHERN_WOLF)

posted by garth21

Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck tu all.
Play down por the calle while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no más rhymes
Now tu die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause tu perros chewed up ya collars,
puñetazo, ponche ‘n kick mostrar how tu win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
tu breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite

A Fallen Hero part 2

posted by humphrey7777

--------Humphrey's flashback-----------
"hey Jon wait up" "hurry up" gunshot fired " JON NO" "dude wake up" "your not dead your not" " humphrey face it he's dead" " I'LL GET REVENGE ON tu DAMN HUNTER" "dude calm down" " I can't calm done garth" "why was it tu bro it could have been me" "don't say that humphrey" Blood was everywhere around garth and humphrey.
---------end of flashback-------------------
"huh whoa" "what's wrong babe" "oh nothing sweety" "no humph somethings wrong" "alright i'll tell tu i just had a flashback" "about what" "the hero"s death" "oh well cmon let's go to bed" "ok...

my will if i disapear from fanpop unexpectantly

posted by alphaGarth

well i figured i should post this before its too late but anyways if i ever leave o disapear from fanpop i will try and tell tu but in the siguiente to yrs i will have too take my leave for awhile i will not be on at all and im just saying cause i might never get on aftert hat but i am hoping to.... well first things first if i ever leave i will dearly dearly miss my friends therealcharlott, trueshadowwolf, garth21,humphrey7777, kingsimba4ever9 (i know she is gone right now), ilovepokemon, sasha_le_fleur (i know i barley kno u but ur awesome), and omegaleader but most expecailly my whole pack...

the fight above the winds part 3 "the reunion"

posted by alphaGarth

(open view of life, featuring are new Humphrey7777 welcome!!)

(Annabells diary)
I awoke in the morning to a nice sunny day, it was so peaceful.... too peaceful, then i remember the reciente days and my thoughts go alert and i look around for Annabelle "annabelle!" i yell. "what?" she walks into our den. "where were you?" i asked slytly irritated. "relax brother i was out with dulces and sweets getting berries" she respuestas snottily. "no u wheren... wait... tu were with dulces and sweets *i clear my throught* well nevermind then, but why couldn't tu wake me to tell me?". "because i don't need to...

alpha and omega- JACKASS 2

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your descripción is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a árbol with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber tu jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the árbol was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty tu ready." Humphrey said. "Hey...

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Transportation Part 3 : Friend o Foe ?

posted by Litio

Litio was laying in the cage , Waiting for the best to happen , He looked at the two alpha's in front of the cage gate , suddenly two red darts flew into the alpha's necks and then passed out , litio smiled and waited untill frey'ner landed , Frey'ner jumped down onto the ground kicking dust up .

''Nice entrance , How'd tu get in the entrance ?'' Asked litio confused .

''Entrance ?'' dicho frey'ner smiling at litio .

''Come on we gotta mover before the pack
notices''

''Did tu bring my armor?'' asked litio .

''Yeah wait till I get tu out''

''Maybe a bit to late for that , Good luck at this pro...

alpha of valor A&O act of valor part 1

posted by johnthewolf

all i had remember was mission breifing and jumping out of that plane. MEAN while in cuba the ice cream camioneta, van swung around the streets and into the school parkinglot the secret service limo pulled in aswell and a special agent stepped out and the man in the surgeons mask slowly trotted away the cuban guard gave him a funny look the man walked and continued onward and the camioneta, van exploded into a fiery burst. meanwhile at special agent kate sanchez`s house...mableburst what kind of word is that kate i dont know tu know your buy`ing cena right? yeah i do kate. (KNOCK) (KNOCK) (KNOCK) oh how convinent ok so what do i owe you? nothing *gunshot* get HER *GUNSHOT* to be continued...

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Tracks (the sad life of Lux) chapter 2 re-edit

posted by lux2

Chapter 2
The river

  "what do I want to do?... I know how about we do somthing that we never did before," Lux dicho looking towards a river.

  "let's go swimming," Lenney dicho as he jumps into a shallow part of the river.

"come on the waters fine once tu get used to it," lenney said.

  "I'll get in the water," lux dicho not moving.

"come on lux please," lenney begged.

  "fine I'll come in," lux yells as he jumps in.

Lux rose up and stared at lenney.

  "what?" Lenny laughed

  "you lied the waters cold," lux hesitated to say.

  "I dicho once tu tu get used to...