Humphrey: heeey Kate!
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: hola mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like chocolate cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: hola mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like chocolate cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
one día hupmhrey was log sledding
he ran into tree
he met kate
kate dicho hi ur cute humphy
humpfry was cute and was nice
'i have 2 go 2 alfa school' dicho kate
'aww' dicho humphrey
Llater they got back but they got stuff 2 do
ok guys that ch1 was my fanfic hope it was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he ran into tree
he met kate
kate dicho hi ur cute humphy
humpfry was cute and was nice
'i have 2 go 2 alfa school' dicho kate
'aww' dicho humphrey
Llater they got back but they got stuff 2 do
ok guys that ch1 was my fanfic hope it was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talking Plushies
Wave 1:
Play with Me Kate
Tell me a Joke Humphrey
Wave 2:
Exercise with Me Garth
Sing with Me Lilly
Wave 3:
Dance with Me Princess
Wave 4:
Tickle Me Runt
Tickle Me Claudette
Tickle Me Stinky
Life Sized Plushies
Wave 1:
Humphrey
Kate
Lilly
Garth
Wave 2:
Claudette
Stinky
Runt
Wave 3:
Princess
Fleet
Magril
Wave 4:
Eve
Winston
Tony
Wave 5:
Hutch
Can-Do
Deluxe Action Figures
Wave 1:
Kate and Humphrey
Wave 2:
Garth and Lilly
Wave 1:
Play with Me Kate
Tell me a Joke Humphrey
Wave 2:
Exercise with Me Garth
Sing with Me Lilly
Wave 3:
Dance with Me Princess
Wave 4:
Tickle Me Runt
Tickle Me Claudette
Tickle Me Stinky
Life Sized Plushies
Wave 1:
Humphrey
Kate
Lilly
Garth
Wave 2:
Claudette
Stinky
Runt
Wave 3:
Princess
Fleet
Magril
Wave 4:
Eve
Winston
Tony
Wave 5:
Hutch
Can-Do
Deluxe Action Figures
Wave 1:
Kate and Humphrey
Wave 2:
Garth and Lilly
To Wish Upon A Star
A poem por Silver_Alpha
Oh, to gaze up in the sky,
Looking at the lights near and far.
But to be here sitting siguiente to you,
Is like wishing upon a star.
As the moon shines down on us,
The night suddenly becomes bright.
It is like día again,
But to be here with tu feels so right.
tu giggle and laugh with a snort,
A little smirk of some sort,
Then tu look into my eye
and tears come, making tu cry.
As I hold tu in my arms, I never want to let go,
tu feel safe, at home.
tu calm down until sleep takes in,
It took tu without one to know.
Oh, to gaze up in the sky,
Looking at the lights near and far.
But to be here sitting siguiente to you,
Is like wishing upon a star.
A poem por Silver_Alpha
Oh, to gaze up in the sky,
Looking at the lights near and far.
But to be here sitting siguiente to you,
Is like wishing upon a star.
As the moon shines down on us,
The night suddenly becomes bright.
It is like día again,
But to be here with tu feels so right.
tu giggle and laugh with a snort,
A little smirk of some sort,
Then tu look into my eye
and tears come, making tu cry.
As I hold tu in my arms, I never want to let go,
tu feel safe, at home.
tu calm down until sleep takes in,
It took tu without one to know.
Oh, to gaze up in the sky,
Looking at the lights near and far.
But to be here sitting siguiente to you,
Is like wishing upon a star.