Taylor Lautner's ABDUCTION Review (@RebelTaxi) So BAD it's GOOD #1

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved por a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

tu know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only caricaturas on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one mostrar that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this mostrar started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of televisión limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only mostrar saved por Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if tu play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell tu all that this story sucks. Or, más importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack dicho it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, tu can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought tu liked Rarity....

So a few days ago, I watched estrella Wars: The Last Jedi. Being a big estrella Wars fan, and having watched The Force Awakens, I thought that I could get some enjoyment out of this film. And then I saw the reviews online. Critics seem to really like this movie. Fans…….. Oh. Review after review of people saying that this movie was an ungodly mess of a film and that this was one of the worst estrella Wars cine ever made. I was actually surprised to see the amount of hate, but I thought to myself that, maybe I should give this movie a watch and see what all of the fuss was about. And that is why I...

After defeating a few wild Pokemon, Mercury evolved into a Quilladin. This made Nik disappointed, but made him look adelante, hacia adelante to the final powerful evolution.

After besting Professor Sycamore in a Pokemon battle, Nik was dado a choice between a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle. He chose the Squirtle and named it Fall Out Boy.

After más battles, Marky Mark evolved into a Butterfree, and become a más powerful and reliable ally amongst Nik’s Pokemon.

Route 5, Versant Road, was a bust for Nik, as it was only filled with Bunnelby. It wasn’t until Nik lost his chance that actual good Pokemon...

tu know... The word equality gets thrown around a lot these days. So before I start off this article, let me get something out of the way first. An opinion that, while is just an opinion, is gonna piss off tons of people. So, get ready for it... I don't like Life is Strange... At all... I think the story is poorly written, I don't like how puzzles need to be solved, and I really don't like Max. But that's a different articulo for a different day, so back on topic. I am not alone on people who dislike this game, calling it a Tumblr mess with bad characters and gameplay. And while that is true,...

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after arco iris Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do tu know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want tu to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go por the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of arco iris Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of arco iris Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...

Stand: One Vision
Appearance: A dark green phantom with a single eye on the center of it’s face. It wears a black cloak, and can use it to hide the hundreds of arms that make up it’s body.
Abilities: One Vision is able to drag anything from one piece of paper to another. It does not matter what the paper may be, it can drag it through the it. It is also able to send itself and it’s user through a piece of paper like a sort of teleportation. This can be done with anything, such as newspapers, napkins, posters, etc. As long as its paper. One Vision can also spy on anyone through a piece of...

Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who dicho we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: tu have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys mostrar up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's seguro to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now o never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided...

Oh boy, now it’s time to get to a real treasure. Today is the fourth día of Christmas, and today’s movie is a… real mess. Back in the good old days of the 90s when being a homosexual was the worse than being a murderer, Hollywood needed to create a horror movie, because the most popular horror movie out around that time was Aliens: Resurrection… Yeah. So, I guess that this movie would easily dominate the horror cine that year, and it shows, because this movie was made on a small budget, and didn’t even get that back. Is this movie a lost gem and should get más attention- No…….....

(This is a redo on a review that I was not satisfied with. Please oso, oso de with me)


When I was a young, stupid little 13-year-old who was new to anime and hormones, I was looking through some popular anime that people are fond of. I then came across this one anime, and finally, my hormones and my lust for horror were catered to all at once. Now, as a young, stupid 17-year-old who is experienced with both anime and hormones, I am not más able to talk about this anime PROPERLY! Seriously, I reviewed this anime about three times, and I hated all of them. But hopefully, I can be a little satisfied....

Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this año weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.





The movie follows a drifter por the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....

Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie por the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the halloween movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal favorito! remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?





So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...

In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed por the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror cine before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror cine of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...