DIGIMON Adventures 01 REVIEW Retrospect (@RebelTaxi)

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate pregunta still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French brindis, pan tostado and panqueques, tortitas have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, o Spanish toast, French brindis, pan tostado is a popular morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often leche o cream.

The earliest...

Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I dicho I hated it. música is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little más entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

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And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether tu like them o not, tu have to admit...

tu know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this lista is about.

The anime on this lista are all anime that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it o just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry por saying that I amor comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that tu just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, o downright awesome, tu just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My parte superior, arriba 10 anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean por this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arco iris Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would tu like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

Now, let's begin. aguardiente de manzana, applejack was at Sweet manzana, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with aguardiente de manzana, applejack in Sweet manzana, apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If tu say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck tu Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Songs. What can be dicho about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to mostrar tu all the parte superior, arriba Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....

Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will tu stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, tu better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No tu won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see tu again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, tu creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag tu around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad tu see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut tu the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the siguiente island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but tu have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Okay, so, when tu think of violent video games, where tu kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, o Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where tu don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where tu go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme o reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that tu play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, parte superior, arriba Ten Overrated anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets más praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most favorito! anime of all time. I amor this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...

Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One día from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did tu wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. tu just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link por using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and tu fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't tu just take...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my favorito! shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be dicho about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope tu all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the mostrar started in October 2010. MLP was created por Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters inicial for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this mostrar is amazing. Of course, the...

(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are tu done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this tu are saying
Joe:...