windwakerguy430 Club
registrarse
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
video
comedy
Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in cine that just plain piss me off. So, I present to tu all my lista for the parte superior, arriba Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for más than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it o not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, calle Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the año 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed tu to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
continue reading...
Now, if tu know me, tu would know that my favorito! game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my segundo favorito! Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. tu kinda lack good sidequests. I guess nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell tu all the parte superior, arriba Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give tu items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
continue reading...
hola everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb frases are "Welcome to Hell World" o "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
continue reading...
windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
continue reading...
Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the fuego Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where tu put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope tu don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where tu eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the fuego challenge, where tu set yourself on fuego for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss tu all off so much that tu may hate me for it, so tu should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate comentarios already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little más due to its story. It was a little más (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
continue reading...
Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he dicho "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
continue reading...
tu died…. What else do tu want. tu just died… Okay, fine. tu then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, tu came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And tu said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And tu just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. tu got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated tu from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
continue reading...
posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When tu been a "stripper" as long as I have tu know when tu met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out por actuación like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: por Morgan, hope tu never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
continue reading...
Detective Smith: The Londres Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM Londres Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a parte superior, arriba hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
continue reading...
Now, I amor Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, o God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the siguiente life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
continue reading...
 Scrappy Doo
Scrappy Doo
Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my parte superior, arriba Ten Hated Characters in caricaturas and my parte superior, arriba Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT más hated characters in caricaturas and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
continue reading...
Now, I amor horror movies. Their easily my favorito! genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the cine that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror cine I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only cine that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, o Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm calle - Now, before tu all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm calle was...
continue reading...
Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare tu all for the stupidest thing tu will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. tu know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by windwakerguy430
Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, tu LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, mover OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed por zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't tu die on me, tu little bitch. Get up. I dicho get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: tu FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
continue reading...
Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the mostrar Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog por saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher publicado pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up mostrando the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
continue reading...
Hello, everyone. Todays lista is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games o the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the lost espátula, espátula de - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do tu think I brought this inicial made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) tu better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: tu worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
continue reading...