Final fantasía 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in pregunta is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, tu will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! tu had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that tu were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. tu have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what tu did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard rápido, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. tu can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, o that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful articulo I plan on making. o yet another mes long project that may o may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia o lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large el espacio stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the el espacio colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...

So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my favorito! of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my favorito! in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third año of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...

(NOTE: This is an old articulo I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a mostrar that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my favoritos as well, so understand that before lectura this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF tu THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...

Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were tu dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like tu don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...

So, there are people out there who prefer anime over western caricaturas and there are people who prefer western caricaturas over anime. Me, personally, well, if tu asked me at the age of seven, I would have dicho western. But, dado the shit we see today, I think its obvious that anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, o Avatar: The Last Airbender, but tu know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying naranja TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an anime that has the western style animation. That mostrar would be the...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are tu one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give tu this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can tu hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

Okay, so I know that I dicho before that the siguiente review would be Night in the Woods but I feel as though this game needs to be discussed…. Boy, only the segundo articulo and I’ve already lied. In-Indie has a bright future. So I bought four, debatably five, other indie games last week. And one of those indie games was the interesting YIIK: A Postmodern RPG, pronounced Y2K, for some reason. I saw the trailer and the strange visuals already had me hooked. And just when I had purchased it, I read the comments, I saw the dislike bar, and I saw how there was not a soul on this planet who liked...

You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still amor it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...

Well, this is about as niche as any game on this lista will get. Ever since I got Phoenix Wright for my DS, I was always interested in más mystery games for the handheld device, stuff like Professor Layton and Ghost Trick. But… I never got to play either of those games. But one I did get to play was one that was very unique in its style, known as Hotel Dusk: Room 215.
Hotel Dusk follows the protagonist, Kyle Hyde, an ex-detective and now salesman who visits a small hotel in Nevada known as Hotel Dusk, where room 215 is dicho to make your wishes come true. As he explore the hotel, he hopes...