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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created por Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics o is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called the Carter family travelling to Los Angeles through the desert, being warned to stick to the roads. Long story short, they don’t, and they end up crashing and stuck out in the desert looking for help. Little do they know that they are being stalked and hunted por a family of cannibals that plan on eating them alive, killing them all one por one…. Verrrrrry slooooooooowly.
I’m all for slow build up in films, but even por the forty minuto mark of this movie, only two people have died, one of them being the family dog. It isn’t even until fifty minutos in that the family is aware of the cannibals existence, and then, that is when the movie… I wanna say picks up. It’s far más interesting than the slow parts of the beginning of the film, where all there is is the family talking while the father goes off to check on what the crazy gas station attendant. There are scenes where the actuación is so campy, that it borders on enjoyable. Don’t ask me how I know, but I’m pretty sure no one screams like they do in The Hills Have Eyes when they are set on fire. Sure, the 2006 remake version was no different with it’s acting, and the fuego effect was pretty laughable, but it’s the camp of this version that makes me laugh.
I also read somewhere that this movie is a commentary on morality and American social classes. I won’t touch the segundo one, but the first one, I will. Also, yes, I am going to talk about this film from a film student perspective. Shut up. I fail to see how this film has any way of being moral, especially when the creators claim that all sides are guilty of something. Yeah, I see that. The cannibals are guilty of being vicious killers and the Carters are guilty of…… being rich and white, of course. A true sin.
Now, that tirade gone, the cannibals in this movie are…. Not terrible. Not great, really. Not very memorable. The make-up on the father is pretty good, and the one cannibal, Pluto, was decent enough to be on the cover of the film…. Yeah, I don’t got a lot to say about this film, actually.
I honestly thought I would have más to say about this film, being that I talked about the remake before with some interesting points, but this film is just really not my kind of thing. I Thought there would be something that interests me, but I can’t really find any. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I found más intrigue in the remake than this one. The Hills Have Eyes has it’s moments, but this is not one of those moments.
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Oh no. Not again!
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(A body lies in a small pool with blood coming out of it)
Cody: (Narrating) I never thought this sort of thing would happen to me

(2 Weeks Earlier)
Cody: (Watches Scarface) Wow… the 80s were fucked
Wind: I don’t know. Our generation isn’t any better. In fact, I think, besides the threat of nuclear war from the Russians, it’s a little worse.
Cody: Still though. All that because he sold cocaine
Wind: Well, it’s a dangerous business after all
Cody: I know… Maybe if he sold something like… cookies, it would have been better
Wind: And probably fucking retarded
Cody: I’m just saying. Things...
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~Facebook~

Man: Hi, friend
Wind: Uh… do I know you
Man: Of course tu do. We just met five segundos ago. Now were the best of friends
Wind: I literally have no idea who tu are
Man: Oh, you’re a funny guy. Like
Wind: What the hell was that
Man: I just liked your comment
Wind: But, all I did was say a sentence
Man: Like
Wind: Will tu stop that
Man: Like
Wind: Cut it out
Man: Like
Wind: WILL tu CUT IT THE F**K OUT
Man: Oh, man. Definitely Dislike

~Twitter~

Man: Hey, I just went to the store and bought some milk
Wind: Good for you
Man: Hey, I just opened the milk
Wind: Uh-huh
Man: Hey, I just drank the milk
Wind:...
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Enjoy two minutos of non crashing videos.
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Wind: I’m telling you, right now, Cody. There is no person who has ever lit themselves on fuego and thought it was a good idea… Except protesters.
Cody: But those youtube videos mostrar people doing it all the time.
Wind: Those are just idiots who want to be popular
Miku: (Walks into class, quietly)
Wind: … Something’s not right
Cody: What do tu mean
Wind: Miku is usually a very loud and obnoxious individual, and now she’s completely quiet
Cody: Really? What should we do
Wind: Simple… Nothing. Now, about those idiots who set themselves for popularity

Wind: (Walking with Cody) No, snorting a...
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So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, o I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed por Vectorcell, known best for jesús Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna...
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All that glitters is gold.
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Rick: (Wakes up from coma) Oh my god..... How long have I been out.....
(Some time before)
Rick: Okay guys, so we got this guy who is speeding..... So were going to shoot him in the head for that
Shane: Yeah, were gonna fuck him up
Criminal: (Stops car) No, stop, I'm just a business man
Rick: There he is, shoot him
Criminal: No, wait, I'll just take this out (Takes out gun) And I'll just toss it onto the ground (Throws gun on ground and shoot Rick)
Police: Quick, shoot him
Criminal: No, wait, it was an accident (Gets shot)
Shane: Rick... are tu okay
Rick: Oh, sure... I just have a bullet in my body....
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Okay, so far, most of these cine have been new experiences for me. Most of them were films I had never seen, o even heard about. But then, we get to this movie. This film is a classic. This is one that I had watched when I was a kid and got real into. I even watched the garbage sequels. Tremors was not really the biggest hit when it first came out, but it soon became huge after it got released on video and played on television. Is this movie as good as I remember. For Cultober, let’s take a look at 1990’s Tremors and find out



Tremors follows two handymen, Val and Earl, who get tired...
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i don't own this, unfortunately. but i think i found my life's theme song.
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