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Well, this movie is certainly an odd case. Back in the day, when there was very few use of the internet, there was only two opinions of this movie. tu would either get, “What is that movie” o “Aw man, that movie was the best”. Nowadays, while there is still a cult following, I doubt that this movie has the kind of following it had back in the day. Is there a reason for it o does it deserve some respect? Well, let’s watch 1988’s Pumpkinhead and find out.



The film takes place in a secluded cabina in the woods, oh boy. A small store owner por the name of Ed Harley does the responsible thing and leaves his son unattended as he runs an errand. The result is a group of four teens accidently killing the child when they run him over. Enraged, Ed gets the help of an old witch to get revenge on the teens, and resurrect a corpse into the demonic Pumpkinhead. Regretting his decision, Ed must help the teens fend off Pumpkinhead. Also, Pumpkinhead does not have an actual calabaza for a head. He was just made in a calabaza patch. How dumb.
I feel like the first thing I should say about this movie is how all of these things happen because the characters are either A. completely stupid and irresponsible o B. huge assholes, like the one guy, Joel. Ed doesn’t keep a better eye on his son, causing him to go and get hit por a bike, while the teens, while they try to get help, cannot because Joel is constantly getting in the way because he doesn’t want to get in trouble. I mean, at least it’s better than the whole group except for maybe one virgin girl like a lot of 80s slasher films being a bunch of pricks. But aside from that, they can still have their moments where they don’t really do a lot of well done planning.
Pumpkinhead itself on the other hand is amazing. It’s not a grand slasher villain, but the appearance of Pumpkinhead is so interesting and fun to look at. It’s no surprise that the costume and animatronic of Pumpkinhead was done por the same people that worked on the effects for the Xenomorphs in the aliens franchise. This film could’ve used real bad CG o some ugly looking puppet, but instead, they made the effects really good and created an amazing creature that is an actual threat. Just wondering when Pumpkinhead is gonna pop up and kill people is a sight to behold. And seeing its appearance change over the film is freaky as hell. I wouldn’t mind buying a figure of him.
Pumpkinhead is a pretty neat film. It’s no classic por any means and it does nothing stand out that any other genres have done, but it’s a pretty good film that tu may enjoy. The villain is scary and very well designed and the scares are enough to keep tu invested. I’d say give Pumpkinhead a shot if tu got some time to kill.
Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one por far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, por far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Link: Man, this job is a lot más fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone por killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears música behind waterfall) What is this. The música is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do tu get when tu get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ tu get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on fuego again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting más than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much lost the only person...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one más person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. tu mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: tu want your reward o not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the dulces store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, por setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK tu (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the siguiente Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are tu still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final fantasía 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! tu had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that tu were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. tu have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what tu did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard rápido, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. tu can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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(NOTE: This is an old articulo I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a mostrar that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my favoritos as well, so understand that before lectura this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF tu THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were tu dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like tu don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are tu one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give tu this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can tu hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: tu overslept again. Were tu too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want tu to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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