Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 4: Fat Pat
Song: link
Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting siguiente to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for lobos on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless Shane: No buyers sir.
Fred: Plus, we have no girls.
Fat Pat: Then let's go get some.
Stop the song.
Addie was at her house, giving two men handjobs, sucking a man's dick while rubbing another dick with her breasts, then having another one shoved up her pussy, and another one up her ass.
Addie: *Hears her phone ring, and stops the blowjob* Someone turn that off. *Gets back to the blowjob*
Man 53: I'll do anything for a girl jerking me off. *Grabs her phone, and turns it off*
The call was from Cassandra. Later at Cassandra's house.
Cassandra: I don't understand why she didn't pick up.
Stephanie: Perhaps she's busy.
Kat: Having sex.
Marisa: I was just having sex last night. I had twenty men over at my house.
Eula: I pooped and pretended it was a dildo.
Everyone gave an odd look to Eula.
Then suddenly, Cassandra's phone started ringing.
Cassandra: *Picks it up* Hello?
Addie: *Still having sex* Hey, Cassandra, it's me.
Cassandra: Where are you?
Addie: My place. Something, came, up!
Man: No shit.
Cassandra: When will tu come over?
Addie: That's a good pregunta to ask someone else, minus the last word.
Cassandra: Alright, well, send me a text when you're on your way.
Addie: Okay. *Hangs up*
Man: Something important?
Addie: It can wait until after we finish.
Man: Sure thing.
Ten minutos later.
Addie: *Sends the text to Cassandra* Okay, time to drive over to her house. *Unlocks her car, and gets inside*
With the key in her hand, Addie placed it into the ignition, but it wouldn't start, which made Addie horny.
Addie: *Grabs a dildo, and masturbates to her car not starting* Oh! *Turns the key again, and continues masturbating as her car won't start* Give it to me! Give it to me!!
Back to Fat Pat
Fat Pat: *Walking with Shirtless Shane, Fred, and Bruce*
Fred: Where do we go?
Fat Pat: Be patient, we'll find someone. *Looks at Cassandra's house, and looks at the six girls inside* Bingo.
Cassandra: *Playing monopoly with the others*
Eula: *Farts as she rolls the dice*
Fat Pat: *Knocks down the door* You're coming with us!
Girls: *Screaming*
Fat Pat: *Grabs Stephanie, and Cassandra* Get the others!
Shirtless Shane: *Grabs Eula*
Fred: *Grabs Stacey, and Kat*
Bruce: *Grabs Marisa*
Everyone except Stephanie was getting turned on por this.
Fat Pat: tu six will be sold out of Animeland to another country as sex slaves.
Stephanie: Oh no!
Stacey: Don't say that, this is a good thing.
Marisa: We get to have sex with lots of men for the rest of our lives.
Stephanie: But they'll abuse us, and treat us poorly.
Cassandra: It's an anime Stephanie. Being a sex slave is like being a god.
Stephanie: *Sweating* What?!
Fat Pat: Let's take them back to our house.
Back at Addie's house, her car was still having trouble starting.
Addie: *Masturbates as her car won't start* Almost there! *Turns the key, and masturbates. The engine roars to life as she cums* Never starts unless I squirt. *Drives to Cassandra's*
When she got to Cassandra's she looked around and saw that it was empty.
Addie: Where is everyone? *Thinking* Ah, who cares? I'm just gonna go to Fat Pat's and get laid.
At Fat Pat's
Stephanie: *Completely naked, and chained to a wall*
Men: *Staring at Stephanie's body*
Man 1: Her breasts aren't the biggest, but they're still nice.
Stephanie: Please leave me alone. *Begins to cry* I don't deserve this abuse.
Man 2: Shut up. *Puts his dick into Stephanie's pussy*
Stephanie: AH!! *Begins to blush as she is raped* I hate being in anime!
Fat Pat: *Talking to other men* Are tu satisfied with what we have?
Man 43: Once my two men are finished with Stephanie, we'll buy them all.
Fat Pat: Splendid.
Addie: *Walks in* Fat Pat, I need seven guys to fuck me at the same time!
Man 43: *Looks at Addie, and falls in love* On segundo thought, cancelar our order. We'll pay tu double for half an hora with that girl over there.
Fat Pat: *Has money signs in his eyes*
Later that night at Cassandra's
Stephanie: Thanks for saving us Addie.
Marisa: I wanted to be a sex slave!!
Stacey: We all did Marisa.
Addie: Sex slave? What are tu talking about?
Kat: It's a long story.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have tu in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 17, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let tu know what'll happen in the siguiente episode.
Fat Pat: siguiente up in Blowjob!
Shirtless Shane: The girls meet up with a bunch of men, and have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjobs. This will be fun.
Episode 4: Fat Pat
Song: link
Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting siguiente to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for lobos on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless Shane: No buyers sir.
Fred: Plus, we have no girls.
Fat Pat: Then let's go get some.
Stop the song.
Addie was at her house, giving two men handjobs, sucking a man's dick while rubbing another dick with her breasts, then having another one shoved up her pussy, and another one up her ass.
Addie: *Hears her phone ring, and stops the blowjob* Someone turn that off. *Gets back to the blowjob*
Man 53: I'll do anything for a girl jerking me off. *Grabs her phone, and turns it off*
The call was from Cassandra. Later at Cassandra's house.
Cassandra: I don't understand why she didn't pick up.
Stephanie: Perhaps she's busy.
Kat: Having sex.
Marisa: I was just having sex last night. I had twenty men over at my house.
Eula: I pooped and pretended it was a dildo.
Everyone gave an odd look to Eula.
Then suddenly, Cassandra's phone started ringing.
Cassandra: *Picks it up* Hello?
Addie: *Still having sex* Hey, Cassandra, it's me.
Cassandra: Where are you?
Addie: My place. Something, came, up!
Man: No shit.
Cassandra: When will tu come over?
Addie: That's a good pregunta to ask someone else, minus the last word.
Cassandra: Alright, well, send me a text when you're on your way.
Addie: Okay. *Hangs up*
Man: Something important?
Addie: It can wait until after we finish.
Man: Sure thing.
Ten minutos later.
Addie: *Sends the text to Cassandra* Okay, time to drive over to her house. *Unlocks her car, and gets inside*
Addie's car
With the key in her hand, Addie placed it into the ignition, but it wouldn't start, which made Addie horny.
Addie: *Grabs a dildo, and masturbates to her car not starting* Oh! *Turns the key again, and continues masturbating as her car won't start* Give it to me! Give it to me!!
Back to Fat Pat
Fat Pat: *Walking with Shirtless Shane, Fred, and Bruce*
Fred: Where do we go?
Fat Pat: Be patient, we'll find someone. *Looks at Cassandra's house, and looks at the six girls inside* Bingo.
Cassandra: *Playing monopoly with the others*
Eula: *Farts as she rolls the dice*
Fat Pat: *Knocks down the door* You're coming with us!
Girls: *Screaming*
Fat Pat: *Grabs Stephanie, and Cassandra* Get the others!
Shirtless Shane: *Grabs Eula*
Fred: *Grabs Stacey, and Kat*
Bruce: *Grabs Marisa*
Everyone except Stephanie was getting turned on por this.
Fat Pat: tu six will be sold out of Animeland to another country as sex slaves.
Stephanie: Oh no!
Stacey: Don't say that, this is a good thing.
Marisa: We get to have sex with lots of men for the rest of our lives.
Stephanie: But they'll abuse us, and treat us poorly.
Cassandra: It's an anime Stephanie. Being a sex slave is like being a god.
Stephanie: *Sweating* What?!
Fat Pat: Let's take them back to our house.
Back at Addie's house, her car was still having trouble starting.
Addie: *Masturbates as her car won't start* Almost there! *Turns the key, and masturbates. The engine roars to life as she cums* Never starts unless I squirt. *Drives to Cassandra's*
When she got to Cassandra's she looked around and saw that it was empty.
Addie: Where is everyone? *Thinking* Ah, who cares? I'm just gonna go to Fat Pat's and get laid.
At Fat Pat's
Stephanie: *Completely naked, and chained to a wall*
Men: *Staring at Stephanie's body*
Man 1: Her breasts aren't the biggest, but they're still nice.
Stephanie: Please leave me alone. *Begins to cry* I don't deserve this abuse.
Man 2: Shut up. *Puts his dick into Stephanie's pussy*
Stephanie: AH!! *Begins to blush as she is raped* I hate being in anime!
Fat Pat: *Talking to other men* Are tu satisfied with what we have?
Man 43: Once my two men are finished with Stephanie, we'll buy them all.
Fat Pat: Splendid.
Addie: *Walks in* Fat Pat, I need seven guys to fuck me at the same time!
Man 43: *Looks at Addie, and falls in love* On segundo thought, cancelar our order. We'll pay tu double for half an hora with that girl over there.
Fat Pat: *Has money signs in his eyes*
Later that night at Cassandra's
Stephanie: Thanks for saving us Addie.
Marisa: I wanted to be a sex slave!!
Stacey: We all did Marisa.
Addie: Sex slave? What are tu talking about?
Kat: It's a long story.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have tu in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 17, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let tu know what'll happen in the siguiente episode.
Fat Pat: siguiente up in Blowjob!
Shirtless Shane: The girls meet up with a bunch of men, and have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjobs. This will be fun.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see
Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make tu just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the parte superior, arriba ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin
#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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Goomba
#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed por Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if tu live outside of North America.
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