Wind: (Walks down the street, noticing everyone on their phones) What the hell is going on?
Cody: Wind (Holds up phone) Don’t move. There’s a Pikajew right siguiente to you
Wind: What?
Cody: A Pikajew. I gotta catch it
Wind: Cody, what are tu talking about
Cody: tu didn’t hear? There’s this new mobile game out right now. Pocket-Man. Gotta hunt ‘em all. Don’t tu play it?
Wind: I don’t have a phone because I have self respect
Cody: Oh, you’re missing out. Just look at all these awesome Pocket-Men. Pikajew, Baulbaspore, Arsonist, Squirter, Innuendo, Innuendo, Bird, Rat, Another Bird, Snake, Shredder, Queen, King, Fruity, Foxx, Marshimallow, Bat, Mary Juana, Genital Warts, Infestation, Penis Orgy, Cat Creature, Dumbe, Southerner, Tig, Polly, Spooner, Steroids, Plant, Rapey, Gay Dude, Pwnyo, Special Needs, Electrowaves, Bird, Inbred Bird, Endangero, Dirto, Shello, Gaso, Rocko, Pedo, Krabs, Balls, Stillborns, Mommy Issues, Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, Throat Cancer, Rhinoh, Prego, Tentacle Rape, Abusive Mother, Horsee, Fish, Stary, Unloved Child, Psycho Killer, Transvestite, Door
Wind: tu done yet?
Cody: Hold on. Bird, Bird, Bird, Electric Starter, fuego Starter, Animal Torture, Nature’s Mistake, Shitty Joke Character, Turtley, Afterbirth, zorro, fox #1, zorro, fox #2, zorro, fox #3, zorro, fox #4, and zorro, fox #5: Edgey, The 80s, Snail, Freddy, Diabetes, Dragon Monster, Jew, Jewtwo, and Bill.
Wind: tu done?
Cody: Yep
Wind: tu know that this is all a scam right?
Cody: But it’s free to play
Wind: Look. There’s a time and a place to do stupid shit. But apparently, this game has people too distracted to do anything
Cody: Please. What’s the worst that will happen. The creators of the game will use this to take over the world
Wind: That would be buttfuck retarded
(At Mind @#$% Studios)
President: How is the Pocket-Man game?
Employee: Well, our stocks have been skyrocketing. We’ve even surpassed companies like Baloney
President: (Grins evilly) Perfect. Today, we dominate the stock market. Tomorrow, we dominate…. THE WORLD! (Laughs evilly)
Cody: Wind (Holds up phone) Don’t move. There’s a Pikajew right siguiente to you
Wind: What?
Cody: A Pikajew. I gotta catch it
Wind: Cody, what are tu talking about
Cody: tu didn’t hear? There’s this new mobile game out right now. Pocket-Man. Gotta hunt ‘em all. Don’t tu play it?
Wind: I don’t have a phone because I have self respect
Cody: Oh, you’re missing out. Just look at all these awesome Pocket-Men. Pikajew, Baulbaspore, Arsonist, Squirter, Innuendo, Innuendo, Bird, Rat, Another Bird, Snake, Shredder, Queen, King, Fruity, Foxx, Marshimallow, Bat, Mary Juana, Genital Warts, Infestation, Penis Orgy, Cat Creature, Dumbe, Southerner, Tig, Polly, Spooner, Steroids, Plant, Rapey, Gay Dude, Pwnyo, Special Needs, Electrowaves, Bird, Inbred Bird, Endangero, Dirto, Shello, Gaso, Rocko, Pedo, Krabs, Balls, Stillborns, Mommy Issues, Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, Throat Cancer, Rhinoh, Prego, Tentacle Rape, Abusive Mother, Horsee, Fish, Stary, Unloved Child, Psycho Killer, Transvestite, Door
Wind: tu done yet?
Cody: Hold on. Bird, Bird, Bird, Electric Starter, fuego Starter, Animal Torture, Nature’s Mistake, Shitty Joke Character, Turtley, Afterbirth, zorro, fox #1, zorro, fox #2, zorro, fox #3, zorro, fox #4, and zorro, fox #5: Edgey, The 80s, Snail, Freddy, Diabetes, Dragon Monster, Jew, Jewtwo, and Bill.
Wind: tu done?
Cody: Yep
Wind: tu know that this is all a scam right?
Cody: But it’s free to play
Wind: Look. There’s a time and a place to do stupid shit. But apparently, this game has people too distracted to do anything
Cody: Please. What’s the worst that will happen. The creators of the game will use this to take over the world
Wind: That would be buttfuck retarded
(At Mind @#$% Studios)
President: How is the Pocket-Man game?
Employee: Well, our stocks have been skyrocketing. We’ve even surpassed companies like Baloney
President: (Grins evilly) Perfect. Today, we dominate the stock market. Tomorrow, we dominate…. THE WORLD! (Laughs evilly)
Randell was brought towards the farmhouse.
Almost instantly Shane took a disliking towards him. And for no reason at all, Shane began throwing empty cerveza cans at Randell.
"You can't treat me like this! I'm a human being with thoughts and emotions!" Randell cried angrily.
Everyone responded to this por clapping as if Randell was a cat first learning to use the piano.
Randell rolled his eyes in annoyance.
Rick insisted that Randell's leg will need surgery. Randell admitted his leg is actually fine now, but Rick shot his revolver directly into Randell's kneecap, same leg was impaired on the fence.
"See.. It's getting worse for him" Rick implied.
Herschel agreed to treat his leg.
Randell thanked them, but Shane punched him in the stomach for literary no reason at all, and Shane walked away after doing so.
Well.. That's all I got. So it probably sucked. Had a long day
Almost instantly Shane took a disliking towards him. And for no reason at all, Shane began throwing empty cerveza cans at Randell.
"You can't treat me like this! I'm a human being with thoughts and emotions!" Randell cried angrily.
Everyone responded to this por clapping as if Randell was a cat first learning to use the piano.
Randell rolled his eyes in annoyance.
Rick insisted that Randell's leg will need surgery. Randell admitted his leg is actually fine now, but Rick shot his revolver directly into Randell's kneecap, same leg was impaired on the fence.
"See.. It's getting worse for him" Rick implied.
Herschel agreed to treat his leg.
Randell thanked them, but Shane punched him in the stomach for literary no reason at all, and Shane walked away after doing so.
Well.. That's all I got. So it probably sucked. Had a long day
