Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hola everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: tu know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: tu were supposed to make them laugh tu idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
Master Sword; It combines Harry Potter with a TV mostrar from the 70's. tu probably never heard of it, but it's called Welcome Back Kotter.
Tom: Both were created por Warner Brothers, so I wouldn't be surprised if they hired assassins to kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*

Welcome Back Potter.

Starring Tom Foolery as Harry Potter
Snow Wonder as Ginny
Mortomis as Vinnie Barbarino
Cosmic arco iris as Freddie Washington
Master Sword as Juan Epstein
Saten Twist as Arnold Horshack
and Blaze as Severus Snape

Harry is in bed, sleeping siguiente to Ginny.

Ginny: *Wakes up* Harry, it's time to go to school.
Harry: *Moaning* I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: You're a teacher. tu don't take tests. tu give them to students.
Harry: Who would've known that I'd be teaching at Hogwarts after graduating there ten years ago? *Gets out of bed* Ohhhhhh!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: What was that?
Harry: It was my step father's noise. He'd make that noise whenever he got out of bed. I think it was because Dudley kept jumping on his stomach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I cannot be actuación like somepony that abused me during my childhood.
Ginny: tu also can't be late for getting to Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh right! I gotta go! *Runs to trainstation*

When he got there, he saw the brick muro between platform 9, and 10.

Harry: Platform 9, and three quarters, here we go. *Runs into brick wall, and arrives on platform 9, and three quarters* Wait a minute. Where's the bloody train?
Station Master: It's down for repairs. That's why we created the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Looking at teleporter* tu mean a teleporter?
Station Master: No, it's the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Who made up that name?
Station Master: I did.
Audience: *Laughing*

After going into the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo-

Harry: Teleporter!

Oh, right, teleporter. Why don't we called it the Telepotter?

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I actually like that.

Okay, that's what we'll call it from now on. After going into the telepotter, Harry got to Hogwarts, and began teaching his class.

Harry: Okay, I see we got four new students that moved all the way here from Brooklyn. Please introduce yourselves.
Vinnie: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I dicho please introduce yourself to the class.
Vinnie: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Forget it, just tell me your name.
Vinnie: My name? Well tu probably know me as John Travolta..
Audience: *Laughing*
Vinnie: But my name is Vinnie Barbarino.
Audience: *Clapping*
Harry: Okay, how about your friend sitting siguiente to you?
Vinnie: That's Freddie Washington.
Freddie: *Looking at Harry* Hi there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Yeah, hi there. I don't see why this is funny, because we have to learn a lot of spells, so let's have the other two transfer students introduce theirselves.
Juan: *Stands up, and faces the students* Juan Luis Pedro Fellipo De Huevos Epstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Would tu mind saying that slower?
Juan: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: Forget it. *Looking at Arnold* You, introduce yourself to the class.
Arnold: Hello. I'm Arnold Horshack. *Laughs*

His laughing sounded like a horse with a soar throat.

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Okay, now let's learn some new spells.
Vinnie: Oh, I got one. *Waving wand* Up your nose with a garden hose.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Oh no...

Harry then shouted so loud that it was heard from the moon.

Nightmare Moon: I feel your pain. I want to be heard por everypony too.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the siguiente part of this episode, we get introduced to yet another new character. It's Astrel Sky from Darange.

Astrel Sky: images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3589000/3589542_14133...jpg

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 3: The Third Episode To Have The Word Introduction In It

Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: If only they knew when to keep their f**king mouths shut!
Audience: *Laughing* hola wait a minute! He insulted us! *Booing*
Announcer: Okay, I'm sorry. Please start laughing again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walking down street*
Master Sword: Hey, tu dicho tu were going to leave us!
Tom: I did? Well, the truth is....
Heartsong: *Playing violin*
Master Sword: *Awaiting response*
Tom: I can never leave tu guys. You're my best friends.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Master Sword: Well, I already knew that. Let's mover onto the jokes, huh?
Tom: What jokes? We've been running low on them ever since Saten Twist tried getting más ponies to live here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well at least we got a new pony. Everypony, meet Astrel Sky.
Audience: *Clapping*
Astrel Sky: Hi! Do tu like hearing ponies imitate other ponies?
Audience: Yeah!
Astrel Sky: *Sounding exactly like Roger Moore* Than, I believe tu will enjoy the ones I have for you.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Astrel Sky: Here's one I made for Pinkie Pie. *Sounding exactly like Pinkie Pie* The más parties we have here, the better! Today Equestria, tomorrow. *Talks like Pinkie Pie with a German accent* Germaneigh! They have good chocolate there. It's so wunderbar!
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: One more. *Sounding like Bulk Biceps* YEEAH!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Thank you. For our siguiente part of this episode, I get to do my favorito! thing in this show. Dress up as a Corporal in the Wildwest, and beat up the bugler!
Tom: And I get a special somepony!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have tu got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram.
Corporal Agarn: What does it say?
Sargent O' Rourke: I don't know. I don't understand morse code.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from-
Corporal Agarn: Hold it! We ain't finished yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hello gentlecolts. Have we got the letter yet?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah, but apparently the Sarge cannot read it.
Captain: Let me see it.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Gives letter to Captain Parmenter*

When the Captain recieved the letter, he got a papercut.

Sargent O' Rourke: Are tu alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Oh yes, I think so. *Sees blood coming out of cut* That's not supposed to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Never mind that. What does the letter say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: It says that three ponies are moving into Fort Courage, and two of these ponies are going to be soldiers.
Sargent O' Rourke: How do tu know that sir?
Captain Parmenter: I learned how to speak Morse Code in High School.
Audience: *Laughing*

The three new ponies arrived the siguiente day.

Wrangler Jane: Howdy. I was thinking of opening a comprar here.
Captain Parmenter: We could use some más stores on this fort. Go ahead.
Wrangler Jane: *Falling in amor with Captain Parmenter* Thank you.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. That was strange.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: What's your name Corporal?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Blind* It's Vanderbilt sir.
Sargent O' Rourke: tu will be on the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Right away sir. *Goes to Captain's quarters*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Uh, Vanderbilt? You're going the wrong way.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Corporal Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Yes?
Corporal Vanderbilt: tu got here really fast. I don't know why ponies think you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you, thank you.... Who says I'm dumb?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: I did.
Corporal Agarn: And might I ask why?
Corporal Duffy: Because tu weren't with me to protect the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: None of us here were with tu to protect the alamo.
Corporal Duffy: Then they were all dumb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as aceituna, oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After aceituna, oliva got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have tu ever noticed that there's más mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if tu know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: I don't think they've done that yet.
Gary: Well the last bodyshop I worked at, that's what all the mares were doing. Can tu imagine a rosado, rosa Corvette with eyeliner on the windshield?
Tim: How is the driver going to see?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Forget that. We're talking about a rosado, rosa Corvette. Pink! That color is for cars that are unreliable, like Fiat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare tu say the color rosado, rosa is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th muro somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in muro that says number 4* Would tu look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Mr. Beddler was talking to the other ponies.

Mr. Beddler: Now, I know tu all miss Olive, but she is not allowed to work here after what she did to that SUV last week.
Cutlass Supreme: She just wanted to help.
Danielle: Yeah, tu can't blame somepony for trying.
Mr. Beddler: tu wanna know how she could've helped?
Cutlass Supreme: How?
Mr. Beddler: por not helping.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: We want her back.
Mr. Beddler: I just told tu why we can't have her back. Now, I know that some of tu have been putting rust on cars that just had the rust taken off of them... Somehow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of tu broke that windshield on the sports car yesterday, even though we were supposed to fix it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of tu used spray paint to put communist graffiti on MY CAR!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cutlass Supreme: I'll admit, we did the first two, but the third one was not us.
Mr. Beddler: Who did it then? Are tu saying that some russian spy showed up out of nowhere, and put it on my car?
Wheel Bearing: He didn't mostrar up out of no where. Only Pinkie Pie can do that.
Edwina: She just did it too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Forget this. I'm getting aceituna, oliva to come work for us again.
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: And tu don't have to clap!
Cutlass Supreme: But we weren't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Who's laughing? *Looks at audience* Hi.

aceituna, oliva got her job back, and was very pleased about it.

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the poni, pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do tu think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if tu noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'll be doing the teaching, thank you.
James: I wish I could say I was welcome, but I'm not.
Gary: Ms. Schultz, tu look like somepony that works at a bodyshop with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, for the last time, tu don't work at a bodyshop.
Gary: Yeah I do. tu were there with me, and so was this other poni, pony that looked like Brianna.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: I don't know anything about cars.
Ms. Schultz: Well we won't be learning about cars in this class, because this is everypony's favorito! subject, math.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I hate math.
Ms. Schultz: Well, tu can calm down-
Gary: *Angry* DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: If tu shout like that again, tu will go to the principal's office.
Maria: What's that like?
Ms. Schultz: Try, and imagine hell, but the flames, and hot temperature is replaced with boring phone calls, and fondo de pantalla that's out of fecha por forty years.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now, grab your books, and do all the problems on page 91.
Gary: hola Ms. Schultz?
Ms. Schultz: You're not gonna shout again, are you?
Gary: No, but not only do tu look like a poni, pony that I work with at a bodyshop, but tu also look like this poni, pony that I was with in a dream.
Ms. Schultz: Tell me about it.
Gary: I was imagining myself as Harry Potter in his early 30's, and your replica was the wife.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Interesting. Now, please do the math problems.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, I have a question.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: This math problem is really difficult, and I can't figure out the answer.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: 2 plus 2.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Ms. Schultz: The answer is 4.
Lauren: Thank you.

James, and Gary were exchanging looks at each other while doing their work. They had something planned to disrupt the class.

Gary: *Looking at Lauren* tu smell like shit.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lauren: *Surprised* I'm offended!
Gary: Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, go to hell, I mean the principal's office.
Gary: What's the difference?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Farewell everypony. It was an honor being with you. *Leaves classroom*
Audience: *Clapping*
Maria: *Impersonating the announcer* On the siguiente part of this episode, we notice that Princess Celestia's life starts going downhill.
Ms. Schultz: Shut up Maria, and get back to work.
Audience: *Laughing*

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her escritorio in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that tu enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform tu that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone más intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was tu were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform tu about?
Celestia: tu tell me if tu found Twilight Sparkle o not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought tu were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, tu find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. tu also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.

The siguiente day.

Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: tu are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like tu telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why tu would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*

The siguiente day.

Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* hola look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia tu nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to tu saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: tu can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*

The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: I'd like to inform tu about something important. tu are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do tu mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. tu dare pregunta my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't tu go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because tu told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*

Meanwhile on the block.

Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on fuego if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*

The End