We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality por making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get tu a new weapon, levels tu up, o gives tu money. However, there are THOSE survivors. tu know the ones, the ones that will refuse to come with tu all because they don’t have enough alcohol in their system? The ones that won’t mover a goddamn centimeter unless tu pay them? The ones that tu will just end up killing rather than saving because tu don’t want to waste your time with that shit? Yeah…. THOSE survivors



#9: Waking Talon from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Once tu travel to Hyrule castillo for the first time, tu will then see that there is a hole that tu can sneak into. You’ll also see that there is a fat bearded guy who looks a bit too much like Mario sleeping on the ground. Now, this is pointless because tu have to waste so much time for the Cucco tu got from Malon to hatch before tu can use it to wake Talon’s fat culo up. I mean, come on. There is an evil green skinned man that is about to take over the kingdom. I can’t wait for an egg to hatch because tu wanted to sleep on the job.



#8: Fishing Competition from Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Now, when tu first compete in the fishing competition, it really isn’t that bad. tu can trade in big pescado for new furniture and eventually get the golden trophy for biggest fish…. Its the later times where this gets annoying. Even after tu win, the fishing competition still goes on every mes o so. They keep giving out the same pointless furniture, and if tu actually compete in the fishing competition each year, you’ll just end up getting hundreds of trophies. I swear, Fable’s fishing competition was better than this



#7: Yoga from Grand Theft Auto 5 - I get that this mission was made to mostrar just how short tempered Michael is, but, here is the thing… How many times did tu do yoga in your free time in this game? Don’t lie, tu never do yoga. It’s just a worthless mat that just sits there. Not to mention, what kind of masochist would want to do Quick-Time Events. Yes, this is just a reason to use Quick-Time Events… and those suck… so does yoga.



#6: Route 101 from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle - Why would tu ever want to drive in a Sonic game? Why? This road is just pointless. All tu do is play as Tails as he chases the president's limo. It’s not as awesome as it sounds. There is no challenge, no obstacles, no nothing. Just drive down an empty road, occasionally pass a badly rendered car, and then catch the president. And to think that this entire stupid level could have been used to create a Sonic level.



#5: Activity Missions from Saints Row: The Third - Now, tu all know my hatred for this game, so I will just keep from saying what I would normally say about this….. Nah, just kidding. I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME! Okay, with that out of the way, these activity missions are just… boring. In past games, activities were always a way to let tu boost your respect in order to play más of the story. Here, the activities are forced onto you. tu HAVE to play them in any order the game wants tu to. And worse, tu don’t use respect to mover the story along. tu can play the story no matter what. THESE ACTIVITIES ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS! WHY IS THE GAME FORCING THESE TO BE PART OF THE STORY WHEN THEIR SO FUCKING POINTLESS!



#4: castillo diseño from Fable 3 - Yet another god awful game. Once tu become king, tu are told that the world will be invaded por monsters in one year. So, tu need to make good o evil choices to see what the world will turn into. However, one of the choices are to tell tu what tu want the diseño of the castillo to be. Yeah, nevermind the fact that we all may die in a year, let's talk about the fucking decor. And the diseño is barely noticeable. If your gonna waste the king's time with a diseño choice, at least make the diseño noticeable.



#3: Opening from Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - My god, ANOTHER terrible game on the list. Anyway, what makes this opening pointless is that tu have to do a whole bunch of walking. And worse, it is tedious as hell. tu walk SO slow, and it takes forever to get anywhere. It really doesn’t help that tu gotta race a severed head, and it REALLY doesn’t help when the fucking head is faster than you. Also, this game even says how collecting things is stupid and a waste of time. In other words, this game is saying that Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie were bad games. LIKE THIS GAME IS ONE TO TALK! Pointless and insulting. I wish I saved my anger for this instead of using it on number five.



#2: Collecting Sticks from Infinite Undiscovery - Finally, I get to talk about this game…. It’s a fun RPG! Now, with that said… sticks. I am not kidding, there is actually a mission where tu have to walk around and collect ten goddamn sticks. Does this mover the story along? No. Does this level up your characters? No. Does this do anything other than waste my time? No. I swear, this part right here has no purpose, at all. Oh well, could be worse… Could be the FUCKING TIMBERLANDS- But that’s a lista for another time.



#1: Everything from Sneak ‘n Peek - It’s hide and seek, only with one person… If tu like this game, tu must be a very lonely person

So, there tu have it. Did tu enjoy the list? Tell me what tu thought of it below. With that, I will see tu all siguiente time.