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Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about más things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty por now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, tu are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can remember my name, my birth date, and my uncle's wife's cell phone number (I'm not kidding either). But, the worst of them all are the racial stereotypes. Mexicans do a bunch of lawn work and eat burritos, Russians are alcoholics that wear heavy coats, and the Japanese are yellow skinned people with shut eyes and large teeth, all of those stereotypes, are false. Canada has the worst of them all, as they are treated like the mentally challenged child of the world, when really, the idiots who made this stereotype, America, are idiots. Literally, Canada has made lots of great things. They made Terminator, my favorito! action movie series, Ed Edd n Eddy, one of my favorito! TV shows, and Scott Pilgrim VS The World, which is the best game on Xbox Live Arcade. What does America have. They gave Honey Boo Boo her own show. Instantly the worst country since anything third worldly.

fanpop perfil Pictures - Now, its no surprise I am addicted to Fanpop. It has más things on here then Fuckbook, yet is still underrated. Why? But, even this website has its fair share of problems. One of them is the perfil pictures are a real bitch. First off, tu can't change the size, so that makes it a problem. Worse is that no matter what it is, tu have to make it be a certain size. If it is any smaller o any larger, its not gonna fit. What a load of bullfuck. Still, this website is better then Fuckbook o Shitter.

Computers - Now, everyone owns a computer. Hell, without one, tu wouldn't be listening to me right now (Though, would that be a bad thing?), but, the problem is that computers are either real fucking slow o something worse. First, lets talk about there speed. Computers can either mover fairly okay, or, they can mover so fucking slow, it makes a goddamn caracol look like Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. But, the worst part, is that if tu buy an manzana, apple computer, like me, tu will avoid the slowness, but, get something worse. All these stupid fucking actualización that keep popping up. They never go away, and manzana, apple is always making them with no sign of stopping. ITs as if new actualización come out every day. What the fuck? Do those guys at manzana, apple ever run out of fucking ideas? Before tu know it, your computers gonna be planted in your head, along with internet connection. But, again, thinking aloud.

Doctors Offices - Now, why would anyone want to go to this place. It's a kids nightmare and an adults torment. Literally, no matter what time tu get there, tu got to wait for what feels like an eternity. No matter what, tu got to wait and wait and wait. And tu had better brought a portable device to use while your there, because there is no TV, o anything. Instead, they got some of the most boring magazines in the existence of mankind. And, still, even after tu feel like its your turn, tu still gotta wait. Is your doctor on his fucking lunchbreak o something. And, when tu do get in, its just a long talk about crap tu know about por this time and then some papers saying, "Here's a lista of shit tu already know, asshole". Trust me, the lollipop at the end isn't fucking worth it.

Dubstep - Is this what all the kids are listening to nowadays? Is this the hip new trend... well then, thank god I fucking hate trends. Seriously, if tu listened to this the first time in your life, did tu really think this was music? I literally thought this was just noise, and that's what it is. A jumbled up cluster fuck of noises. Literally, how can anyone find this música interesting. I can find better música hearing nails on the fucking chalkbored. At least there, it is just one noise. Not a fucking burage of them.

Racism - Now, this is a real big one here. This is something that, just like slavery, should have died out in the eighteen hundreds. But, no, it's still going on to this day, no matter what. People do whatever they can to be racist. Weather its saying words like.... The N word and the WB word and the C word (No, I will not say them, incase tu were wondering). Oh, and it really pisses me the fuck off when they dress as Nazis and KKK members just for laughs. Ha ha, its funny because were insulting a race of people. That's not funny, tu sick fucks.

Tentacles - What..... the fuck..... internet? What in gods name is this.... Okay, so, this is something from the branch of Hentai. Hentai is a sort of...... anime porn..... disgusting, I know. Anyway, tentacle hentai is the worst because.... well..... its exactly what tu think it is. This wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't everywhere on google Images. Seriously, say I wanted to do a project on squids, and I was talking about their tentacles, and then went on google imágenes to find a picture of one. Instead, I am dado a picture of a girl getting raped por a tentacle.... for fucks sake internet, why do tu always have to mostrar me inappropriate porn.

coca cola and Pepsi War - Okay, so.... what the fuck is the difference. Seriously, I do not see a difference. They both pretty much taste the same to me, yet, people are going batshit crazy saying that they are both the best drinks in the world and they are amargo, amargos rivals like playstation and XBox, or, Call of Duty and Team Fortress 2, o Mario and Sonic. The usual. Still, they are in no way different. Most of all taste. Though, if tu ask me, I prefer Dr. Pepper. At least it tastes of originality.

soccer Moms - Oh, now here is the biggest killjoys in the world. soccer Moms serve no purpose in this world other then to ruin everyone's fun because they don't want us to have fun. They let their kids watch really stupid stuff like Family Guy, yet, no matter what, they won't let them watch My Little poni, pony because, they are so blind of reality to know, DEPRY ISN'T FUCKING RETARDED! SHE'S cruzar, cruz EYED, SLURRED, AND CLUMSY!!! NOT FUCKING RETARDED!!! Anyway, other stupid shit they do is try to get Captain Crunch banned because kids want it..... Isn't that the fucking point of any product. Oh, and tu really got to amor it when they wanted Silent Night, Deadly Night to get banned because kids were scarred. IT'S A HORROR MOVIE. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! IF tu DON'T LIKE IT, tu ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR LETTING THEM WATCH IT!!! Lets mover on before I lose it.

Penis Jokes - They fucking suck..... they're not funny...... enough said.

So, there tu go. Another rant done. I am sure I will do more. Honestly, this is going to happen a lot now. So, yeah, these things really make me angry. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking adelante, hacia adelante to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet tu can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) tu are better than what tu are. tu are better than this, man. tu don’t need that weed to keep tu calm. tu are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...
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Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do tu want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are tu telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I amor power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If tu do it, I will buy tu lunch all of siguiente week
Wind:...
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Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little poni, pony and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction fuente is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After lectura this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten año old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks...
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Now, we all know those myths, about some pretty interesting stories, that, are not proven to be true, and are just a mysteries for a long time. So, just like urban legends, even games have myths. So, I will talk about the most popular myths in this list. Hope tu enjoy.

 Revive Aeris
Revive Aeris


#10: Revive Aeris - (WARNING: This entry contains spoilers from Final fantasía VII... Even though the internet has spoiled it time and time again.... but still) Now, I am going to be honest to tu Final fantasía VII players.... I did not get sad at Aeris's death. She was not interesting enough, and she was kinda...
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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will tu do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the segundo half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...
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#60: Tom and Jerry



Ah, here it is. We have finally reached one of the classic caricaturas of the early years of animation. Now, Tom and Jerry is a very simple show. It is about a cat and a mouse, who are always trying to kill each other so they can benefit, and they end up hurting themselves in humorous ways. And that is where the comedy for the mostrar comes from. It comes from all the wacky and odd ways they get hurt. Whatever happens, they will always hurt each other in a funny way, and then shrug it off like it was nothing. And there is also the insane amounts of places they are at. At a...
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