Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

posted by windwakerguy430

Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, por setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We got to get out of here before those zombie bastards get back.
Robber 2: I'm going as fast as I can, man. Just shut it
Nate: Hey, what do tu think your doing
Robber 3: Hey, its some old man
Nate: For the last time, I am twenty one.
Robber 1: Why don;t tu just beat it, before we kick the crap out of you
Nate: (Loads his shotgun) I'd like to see tu try
Robber 1: Is that a threat
Nate: I don't know, is it
Robber 1: Thats it, tu son of a bitch. tu asked for it (Robber runs at him, but Nate shoots him in the chest, killing him)
Robber 2: tu bastard (Aims gun, only to get shot and killed por Nate)
Robber 3: (Aims pistol at Nate, also getting shot)
Nate: Goddamn it (Explosives go off and blow seguro open) (Nate walks into seguro and takes money out and walks out of bank)

The parte superior, arriba 100 - #32: Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

posted by windwakerguy430

So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon por Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...

The parte superior, arriba 100 - #36: Devil May Cry 3 (Featuring Ryan)

posted by windwakerguy430

So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet tu all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-

Smooth Criminal has already stolen this review

Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my favorito! Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed por Capcom, created por the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...

The parte superior, arriba 100 - #62: Brutal Legend

posted by windwakerguy430

Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid calcetín puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, día of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do más than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn por war, and now joins a resistance...

NikPiks - How Steven Universe Ruined My Life (In a Good Way)

posted by windwakerguy430

In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them

Anime

Creepypasta

And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP

Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...

Windwakerguy430's parte superior, arriba Ten Smash 5 Characters I Want to See

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, looks like I'm late to the party again. After the latest nintendo Direct that ended things off with an incredibly hype trailer for Smash 5, mostrando off Mario and Breath of the Wild Link staring down the Inklings from Splatoon, and with nothing else after that, it drove people insane. So, with Smash 5 coming out this year, we all know what our thoughts are. Who are they gonna bring into the game this time? When Brawl introduced Sonic, we all were kinda happy. Heck, despite how much our minds were blown that Snake was in Brawl, we could see it being possible. But with Smash 4 introducing...

Windwakerguy430's parte superior, arriba 5 Worst Female Protagonists

posted by windwakerguy430

Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are más than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a parte superior, arriba five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s...

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Nikpicks - Why Wind Waker's Link is My favorito!

posted by windwakerguy430

I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one favorito! game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that tu can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...

Nikpicks - Persona 3: The respuestas and Why It's Bad

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nikpicks, where I talk about little tidbits of some of my favorito! games out there, weather they be lore and stories of the world, little thoughts that run through my mind, o just things that I either really amor or... for lack of a better word, dislike, little pieces of it. And what better way to start this new series off than with immediate negativity... Now tu all know that this is clearly an articulo created por me. Now, before I get into the subject, let us discuss the game. Persona 3. o rather, the FES version that I played. Now, Persona 3 is easily one...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 78 - Condemned: Criminal Origins

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh, Sega. When will tu ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a muro of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, tu will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...

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Crimson Salvation: Episode 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s inicial (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve tu been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got más time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. dicho that she was on the phone with...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 70 - Fifth día of Christmassacre: The Children

posted by windwakerguy430

Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad navidad horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when tu think of anything that appears to be scary, what do tu think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of tu think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead o just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if tu aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make tu change your mind. And that movie in pregunta is, creatively, named The Children

The Children takes place not on Christmas,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 61 - Trick 'r Treat (Finale of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are tu excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest cine out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even más Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.

Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels más like a halloween movie (The holiday,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 59 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Day 29 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

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Back in the 70s, when cine were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director por the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my friends find to be one of the best slasher cine out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.

The movie follows a woman por the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...

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Crimson Salvation Pilot Episode

posted by windwakerguy430

(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...

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∞ Reasons Why Shadow The Hedgehog Is Evil

posted by deathding

(Please be advised that there's some más mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming icono and certainly one of the most popular anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 19 - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot más of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I amor oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which tu know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...

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How Resident Evil's Horror and Silent colina 2' Horror is Different

posted by windwakerguy430

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may amor those family friendly nintendo games, and all of those bright colores in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil (Jill's Side)

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple perros (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! tu don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should división, split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...