What's Your Take - articulo 97 - shrek is Hate, shrek is Die

posted by windwakerguy430

................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as shrek is Love, shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something tu want to see. Unless tu are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old....... Boy? Girl? The story didn't really make that clear. Doesn't really matter, because their both nine. Don't know what I'm talking about? Trust me, you, sadly, will in a moment. So, this kid loves Shrek. Well, yeah, the cine were good, but this kid actually LOVES Shrek. Hell, he/she treats him like a goddamn religion. So, his/her father calls him/her a homo, because he/she likes shrek and hits him/her for it. Okay, I can understand its odd for a parent to see their child do this, but, tu shouldn't judge your own kids for it. But, thats the least of this stories problems. If any of tu want to turn back, nows the time.
Anyway, as the kid goes to bed, Shrek, a fictional character, let me remind you, comes to the kids room, and then, he puts the kid on his/her hands and knees. And, yes, it is going in that direction, shrek then rapes him/her. Though, if they are enjoying it, does it count as rape. Honestly, that doesn't matter. This story is saying that shrek is raping a nine-year-old kid. Yes, that is the story, and yes, it's bad. And after that garbage, the father walks in to see shrek raping his son/daughter and shrek says "It's all ogre now", pathetic joke there, and then, we get the godawful quote shrek is Love, shrek is Life. Yeah, tell that to the countless people who no doubt vomited as they read this garbage. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

jordy_dash But wind don't you understand? It's all ogre now... Shrek is love... Shrek.... Is.... Life

Windwakerguy430 .................... You have 5 seconds to refrasse that

jordy_dash Shrek is love shrek is you

Windwakerguy430 I swear to god, I will slap you. Do you know what its like reading a fanfic about a nine year old getting raed in the rear by a fictacious character

jordy_dash I watched it>:D

Windwakerguy430 Oh forget it. I'm going to stop leaving comments before you drive me insane

jordy_dash My profile pic bruh

Windwakerguy430 I'm going to give you five minutes to change that thing before I.......... Do.......... Something, and about 4 seconds just passed

jordy_dash So is the 100th of this gonna be about me and my randomness because I need to know when I go,toooooo far

Windwakerguy430 No, not at all. I only review fan related stuff, like..... well, the article above

jordy_dash Ok, nick get ready to be in a fan.fic

Windwakerguy430 I swear to god, if it involves me being a rapist, a rapie, or a cliched killer, then I will hurt you. Honestly, I'd rather the fanfic have my genitalia get ripped from my body while my intrailes are used for streamers..... No offense

jordy_dash It was going to,be me you mirage laugh and EMMY all meet up and have a party

Windwakerguy430 Oh, okay then. That's MUCH better :)

jordy_dash Let me finish! And then u know you all out I cut your genitalia out and your intestines out and put on side of the intestine up emmys vajay jay and the other side up graces as and then u make you eat your genitalia and then me and mirage fall in love, teh end

Windwakerguy430 ........................................................................................................................ Worst fanfic I have ever read. I mean it. The worst. And I;ve read The Pokemon Story, for gods sake.... No offense

jordy_dash I cri evry teem :(

Windwakerguy430 but seriously, why would you write something about everyone like that. Okay, me, I understand you'd try to make fun of me in a fanfic. But why Emmy, Laugh, and Mirage, exactly

jordy_dash I'm not making fun of them or you its just a parody thing plus I'm be ery. Dark minded and also I'm bi so the thong mirage could happen

Windwakerguy430 Okay. But if you are going to make a parody, you should try to be funny, not.... Whatever that was. Example: Go to the anime club and look for the Elfen Lied Parody One Shot I made. Of course, that's not an order, its your choice to read it if you want

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 5 - Pictures Say A Thousand Words

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Link: So, what's the siguiente place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph comprar to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: tu had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need tu to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho por taking pictures...

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Here's a creepypasta like story I once made (Completely Serious and unhumorish)

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CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, o simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead por him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 12

posted by windwakerguy430

Makar: And a one and a two and a- Fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck
Link: Hey, Makar
Makar: What the fuck are tu doing back here
Link: Well, my sidekick dicho the siguiente sage was a small man who uses a lot of profanity. And that lead me to you. tu are small and tu do swear a lot. So lets go
Makar: Why should I
Link: Because if tu don't, I'll kick your adorable culo all over this place
Makar: I'd like tu try

Makar: (Has bloody nose) I hate you

King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. The Wind Temple. Be careful tu two. God only knows what goes on in there
Link: Oh...

windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 3 - Zerg Rush

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before tu knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was publicado of it, the internet began to...

The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for tu all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I amor the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the música is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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Grand Theft Ponies: The Complete Collection

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tu must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the siguiente part of this fan fiction

You must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the siguiente part of this fan fiction

Warning: The owner of the copyright in these fan fictions has authorized their use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of these fan fictions including any copying, reproduction o performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in these fan fictions.

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The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction

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Awesome Video Game música #93 - Elder Princess Shroob (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)

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Hades Riffs on DMC Devil May Cry Developer Diaries

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I looked at the copy of Ditto part one.. And these scenes were cut out for some reason.,

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"We could either do this all night, o tu release the kids!" Dash ordered.

"Not gonna happen.. Just to bad that the little naranja one has to be involved" Ditto replied.

Dash snapped even 'more' por this, steam was seen coming out of her like a train, and she angrily slapped Ditto across the face.

"DON'T tu DARE HARM MY SCOOT!" Dash violently screamed.

Ditto just laughed.

This time, it was Dash who charged at Ditto, and another fight broke out.

It lasted longer than the other one, and was abit más intense.

But in the end, Ditto overpowered her.

But before he could finish her off, he was suddenly zapped...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If tu don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

Hidden Gems: Brutal Legend

posted by windwakerguy430

This is a game that me and my two brothers loved back in the day. It was a game we first found in our local dollar store… Yes, it was that obscure. And worse of all, it wasn’t even in the front row. It was hidden behind a copy of Attack of the cine 3D (And don’t worry, I’ll get to that game another time). We ended up buying three copies of this game. The first from the dollar store, another from the bargain bin at a Wal-Mart, and I bought my copy online for six bucks. Needless to say, this game was cheap as hell, despite that it deserved much más amor than that. And that game is...

F Troop: Ze Burglar Of Banff-f-f

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Windwakerguy430's parte superior, arriba 26 Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusader Stands

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After hearing that Diamond is Unbreakable is getting adapted into a series, I could only cheer with joy, and be prepared for such a thing to come. And since Part Four is only a week away, I thought that I should honor it por doing a lista dedicated to it. And what better one to make than talking about Part Three, Stardust Crusaders. Now, I amor Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Love, love, love, love, love, amor IT! Easily my third favorito! anime, and fourth favorito! animated series of all time. And like I dicho before, I am super excited for the release of Part Four. And to celebrate, I want to talk...

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Windwakerguy430's parte superior, arriba 5 Best and Worst Dark Souls Bosses

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After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my favorito! RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with tu all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. tu may...

Raidou 2: Sacrilegious Boogaloo - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon (PS2 Cents)

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About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

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Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, o have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I amor the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine por me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

Drag-On... And On... And On - Drakengard (PS2 Cents)

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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of tu may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a más popular game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in japón as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created por Yoko Taro, who created it to make a más grim RPG with no morally just...

The parte superior, arriba 100 - #6: Red Dead Redemption

posted by windwakerguy430

Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it lost to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from patinar, skate and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked por the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with...