rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney
Case 2-3
The Masked Turnabout
???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some calle performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work
rápido, swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.
Lilly: Swift. How are tu doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the siguiente step of my training
Swift: Just calm down, Lilly. We'll get to it sooner o later.
*Ring*
Swift: rápido, swift Justice Law Office, Where we trust in our clients
Marshall: SWIFT!!!
Swift: What... Marshall, what are tu doing calling me *I forgot to mention, Marshall has become a regular in my life. He is a crazy detective, but at least he gets the job done*
Marshall: I just called to tell you. Did tu read the newspaper lately
Swift: Well, no. I just got it, but I haven't read it yet
Marshall: Well, read it. It's important
Swift: Okay, I got it right now. A murder last night in the One Way Train Station?
Lilly: What? A murder
Swift: Howard McBrew, chairman of the McBrew Family Bank was found stabbed in the train station, along with his co-worker, Leroy Jepins. However, the killer has been notified as... LOU ROMANSE!!!
Lilly: What's wrong, Swift
Swift: Lou would just so happen to be a long time friend of mine. How is he accused of murder
Marshall: Sounds like tu just got done lectura it. Well, Lou is still at the Detention Center. If tu would like, tu can ask him what the heck is going on
Swift: Okay. I'll check it out *beep* Come on, Lilly. Let's go see what Lou's gotten himself into *I was afraid someone like Lou would get into this kind o trouble*
Detention Center
June 14th
Lilly: So how do tu know Mr. Romanse, Swift
Swift: Well, we've been friends since my days in college. I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when this guy came along and tried to mug me. I was scared, mainly because he had a gun
Lilly: tu were scared, Swift. I would like to see that happen. I bet it would be funny
Swift: Lilly, please. Anyway, Lou then came along and knocked into the guy. The guy then fell onto the ground and knocked himself out. I was able to call the police and, well, the got the guy. Ever since then, I couldn't thank Lou enough for what he did. But, I think I know just how. por defending him in this case.
Lilly: But, Swift. What if he did kill that guy
Swift: ...I don't want to think that he did. Lets just speak to him
Lilly: Okay. So, where is he
???: Hey. Do I know you
Swift: Huh
???: SAM! its good to see you, bud
Swift: Ah! Lou. Don't mention my real name
Lilly: Sam?
Swift: *Too late*
Lilly: hola that reminds me of this joke. *Ahem* Hey, I'm Sam. Sam I am. I do not like-
Swift: GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I GET IT! THAT'S WHY I AM CALLED SWIFT, OKAY!
Lou: ...............................
Swift: *Why is Lou just staring blankly at us*
Lou: Swift... Aren't tu going to introduce me to this young lady
Swift: Oh, right. Lilly this is my good friend, Lou Romanse. Lou, this is my apprentice and other good friend, Lilly Benign
Lilly: Hello, Lou. It's a pleasure to meet you
Lou: Ha ha ha. The pleasure is mine
Swift: Lou, why are tu making goo-goo eyes at Lilly like that
Lou: I have to say Lilly, your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky
Lilly: Oh, thank you
Lou: And, your smile is so glowing, it could light up a dark cave
Lilly: Oh, thats so nice. Why can't tu ever compliment me like Lou does, Swift
Swift: Isn't it obvious what he's doing, Lilly
Lilly: Hmm... He's being a little too friendly?
Swift: ...I think tu need más training *MUCH más training*
Lou: Well, it was nice of tu guys to see me before they ship me off to Dead Man Land
Swift: What do you- Oh, wait. I am here to hear about the case
Lou: What? Why?
Swift: tu helped me on that día with the mugger. I want to help tu with something just as bad. If it weren't for you, I could have died. I want to do the same for you, Lou
Lou: ...Okay, then. I was just waiting for a train home, thats all. I don't own a car
Swift: So, tu don't own a car *I really shouldn't be talking. Even I ride the train*
Lilly: tu really shouldn't be talking, Swift. Even tu ride the train
Swift: Thank tu Lilly! I was well aware of the fact!
Lou: I was just waiting with Jessie
Swift: Um... Jessie
Lou: She's the most kind, beautiful, and super-duper-extra-amazing-greatly-great girlfriend a guy can have
Swift: So, this Jessie
Lou: Well, her real name is Jessica
Swift: Well, as tu said, she was your... girl........... IF THATS THE CASE, THEN WHY WERE tu HITTING ON LILLY!!!
Lou: Oh, come on, Swift. tu know I can't help myself
Swift: *sigh* Well, what happened next
Lou. Well, I left to go to get a soda from the soda machine. I got to have my daily dose of flavored drinks
Lilly: I agree, Lou. Which reminds me, we need to stop por a store once were done, Swift
Swift: Okay, so what happened, next
Swift: Well, I came back and there, I saw the body. I didn't se anyone else but Jessica, but she was so scared, she couldn't move. But, she knows I didn't do it
Swift: Well, have tu ever met the victim
Lou: tu mean the guy who was killed... Only once
Swift: What
Lou: Yeah. That jerk took half of my bank account. Can tu believe that. I mean, sure, I didn't have a lot of cash to begin with, but I need that money to get by. And then he goes and takes half of it. I can't believe it myself
Swift: ............
Lou: Why are tu so quiet, Sam
Swift: tu just gave me and the rest of the court a perfect motive to kill the guy. AND MY NAME IS SWIFT!!!
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But, Lou, I'm going to ask tu again. Did tu kill him
Lou: He's a jerk, but I don't have it in me to kill anyone. It scares the ladies away
Swift: ............. Okay
Lou: What
Swift: I'll take your case and get tu acquitted
Lou: Oh, man, thanks a load
Swift: It's nothing. Besides, I still owe tu after that thing with the mugger
Lou: Okay. I guess tu guys should get going. Seriously, get going. I won't be able to save myself
Swift: Okay, were going to save you
Lou: Don't say it, just do it
Lilly: So, where should we go, Swift
Swift: Well, I guess we should go check on the crime scene
One Way Train Station
June 14th
Lilly: Wow. What kind of train station is this
Swift: I guess your right. This does look kind of filthy
???- Oh, hello, Swift
Swift: I can only imagine who would be in a disgusting place like this during a crime
Marshall: Swift. It's a good thing tu got here. I'm still trying to find all the evidence, but, all I was able to find were these two thing
Swift: What's this... a bottle cap
Marshall: Yeah, tu know. From the defendant's soda bottle
Swift: And the other is
Marshall: Oh, right. Here it is
Swift: ...This is just a foto of Lou and his lover, Jessica
Marshall: No evidence is bad evidence
Swift: *Unless the evidence is a foto not even at the crime scene and a piece of garbage*
Marshall: I would have gotten the better stuff, but he beat me to it
Swift: Huh, who's "he"
Marshall: Oh, right. Marcus Mays. He's the prosecutor for this case
Swift: The prosecutor?
Marshall: Yeah, and I'd be careful with that guy. He's one scary guy
Swift: Really
Marshall: It's his eyes that make him so scary. Thats why he wears his glasses
Swift: Is he really that scary
Marshall: Are tu kidding? He's broken many criminals into confessing the truth
Swift: *A guy who's won just por intimidating criminals. Good lord*
Marshall: But, like I said. There isn't any evidence here. Marcus got to it all first
Swift: Well... What about the witness
Marshall: Witness... Oh, tu mean Jessica Jess. Oh, well, tu can't speak to her
Swift: What? Why?
Marshall: Well, Marcus persuaded the court into thinking that if a defense attorney speaks to a witness outside of court, then they could make up a lie to help the defendant. The court decided that tu weren't allowed to come within contact with the witness
Swift: What! that is total-
Lilly: What about me
Marshall: Huh. What do tu mean
Lilly: Well I'm not a defense attorney... at least, not yet. Do tu think I could speak to the witness
Marshall: Well... I guess so
Lilly: Oh thank you. Um... where is she
Marshall: If I guess right, she is at the local park. dicho she wanted to be at the last place where she was with Lou
Lilly: Okay, thanks
Swift: ...Thank you, Lilly. I'll be at the office once your done
Lilly: Okay
Park
June 14th
Lilly: *So this is the town park... How come I've never come here*
???: Excuse me, but can I ask tu something
Lilly: Huh. Oh, sure
???: Are tu a defense attorney
Lilly: Well... no... but I am secretly taking notes for one
???: Oh, good. My name is Jessica Jess
Lilly: tu are. Well good. I have some preguntas for you
Jessica: I was hoping tu did
Lilly: So, what did tu see on the night of the murder
Jessica: Well, once Lou walked away, I went to the restroom at on the opposite end of the station. I just needed to put on más eye liner
Lilly: *I do have to admit. Her choice of color is amazing. I should buy some of that*
Jessica: Once I walked back outside, I saw this guy run up to two other people and saw him stab both of them. It was awful
Lilly: Was Lou the one who-
Jessica: MY SWEET LOUEY!? NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE! I KNOW HE WOULDN'T! IT'S TERRIBLE TO EVEN THINK THAT HE COULD!
Lilly: ... Well... Alright then. Did tu happen to find anything
Jessica: No, but I did take this
Lilly: What's this? A photo.... Ah.... I think I see the killer, but... He's wearing a mask
Jessica: Yes, I thought it was strange , too. But, I guess it was pretty smart. I heard that one of the men survived the attack. If he wasn't wearing a mask, he could have easily been identified.
Lilly: Well, is that all tu saw
Jessica: Yes. After that, I just sat on the bench and was so scared. That's when Lou came back
Lilly: ... *Lou just happened to be gone while the killer struck. Something isn't right* Well, thank you, Ms. Jess. I'll be going now
Jessica: Thank tu for listening to my story. I wish tu luck on the case
Lilly: *If anyone needs wishing luck, it should be Lou*
Case 2-3
The Masked Turnabout
???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some calle performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work
rápido, swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.
Lilly: Swift. How are tu doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the siguiente step of my training
Swift: Just calm down, Lilly. We'll get to it sooner o later.
*Ring*
Swift: rápido, swift Justice Law Office, Where we trust in our clients
Marshall: SWIFT!!!
Swift: What... Marshall, what are tu doing calling me *I forgot to mention, Marshall has become a regular in my life. He is a crazy detective, but at least he gets the job done*
Marshall: I just called to tell you. Did tu read the newspaper lately
Swift: Well, no. I just got it, but I haven't read it yet
Marshall: Well, read it. It's important
Swift: Okay, I got it right now. A murder last night in the One Way Train Station?
Lilly: What? A murder
Swift: Howard McBrew, chairman of the McBrew Family Bank was found stabbed in the train station, along with his co-worker, Leroy Jepins. However, the killer has been notified as... LOU ROMANSE!!!
Lilly: What's wrong, Swift
Swift: Lou would just so happen to be a long time friend of mine. How is he accused of murder
Marshall: Sounds like tu just got done lectura it. Well, Lou is still at the Detention Center. If tu would like, tu can ask him what the heck is going on
Swift: Okay. I'll check it out *beep* Come on, Lilly. Let's go see what Lou's gotten himself into *I was afraid someone like Lou would get into this kind o trouble*
Detention Center
June 14th
Lilly: So how do tu know Mr. Romanse, Swift
Swift: Well, we've been friends since my days in college. I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when this guy came along and tried to mug me. I was scared, mainly because he had a gun
Lilly: tu were scared, Swift. I would like to see that happen. I bet it would be funny
Swift: Lilly, please. Anyway, Lou then came along and knocked into the guy. The guy then fell onto the ground and knocked himself out. I was able to call the police and, well, the got the guy. Ever since then, I couldn't thank Lou enough for what he did. But, I think I know just how. por defending him in this case.
Lilly: But, Swift. What if he did kill that guy
Swift: ...I don't want to think that he did. Lets just speak to him
Lilly: Okay. So, where is he
???: Hey. Do I know you
Swift: Huh
???: SAM! its good to see you, bud
Swift: Ah! Lou. Don't mention my real name
Lilly: Sam?
Swift: *Too late*
Lilly: hola that reminds me of this joke. *Ahem* Hey, I'm Sam. Sam I am. I do not like-
Swift: GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I GET IT! THAT'S WHY I AM CALLED SWIFT, OKAY!
Lou: ...............................
Swift: *Why is Lou just staring blankly at us*
Lou: Swift... Aren't tu going to introduce me to this young lady
Swift: Oh, right. Lilly this is my good friend, Lou Romanse. Lou, this is my apprentice and other good friend, Lilly Benign
Lilly: Hello, Lou. It's a pleasure to meet you
Lou: Ha ha ha. The pleasure is mine
Swift: Lou, why are tu making goo-goo eyes at Lilly like that
Lou: I have to say Lilly, your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky
Lilly: Oh, thank you
Lou: And, your smile is so glowing, it could light up a dark cave
Lilly: Oh, thats so nice. Why can't tu ever compliment me like Lou does, Swift
Swift: Isn't it obvious what he's doing, Lilly
Lilly: Hmm... He's being a little too friendly?
Swift: ...I think tu need más training *MUCH más training*
Lou: Well, it was nice of tu guys to see me before they ship me off to Dead Man Land
Swift: What do you- Oh, wait. I am here to hear about the case
Lou: What? Why?
Swift: tu helped me on that día with the mugger. I want to help tu with something just as bad. If it weren't for you, I could have died. I want to do the same for you, Lou
Lou: ...Okay, then. I was just waiting for a train home, thats all. I don't own a car
Swift: So, tu don't own a car *I really shouldn't be talking. Even I ride the train*
Lilly: tu really shouldn't be talking, Swift. Even tu ride the train
Swift: Thank tu Lilly! I was well aware of the fact!
Lou: I was just waiting with Jessie
Swift: Um... Jessie
Lou: She's the most kind, beautiful, and super-duper-extra-amazing-greatly-great girlfriend a guy can have
Swift: So, this Jessie
Lou: Well, her real name is Jessica
Swift: Well, as tu said, she was your... girl........... IF THATS THE CASE, THEN WHY WERE tu HITTING ON LILLY!!!
Lou: Oh, come on, Swift. tu know I can't help myself
Swift: *sigh* Well, what happened next
Lou. Well, I left to go to get a soda from the soda machine. I got to have my daily dose of flavored drinks
Lilly: I agree, Lou. Which reminds me, we need to stop por a store once were done, Swift
Swift: Okay, so what happened, next
Swift: Well, I came back and there, I saw the body. I didn't se anyone else but Jessica, but she was so scared, she couldn't move. But, she knows I didn't do it
Swift: Well, have tu ever met the victim
Lou: tu mean the guy who was killed... Only once
Swift: What
Lou: Yeah. That jerk took half of my bank account. Can tu believe that. I mean, sure, I didn't have a lot of cash to begin with, but I need that money to get by. And then he goes and takes half of it. I can't believe it myself
Swift: ............
Lou: Why are tu so quiet, Sam
Swift: tu just gave me and the rest of the court a perfect motive to kill the guy. AND MY NAME IS SWIFT!!!
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But, Lou, I'm going to ask tu again. Did tu kill him
Lou: He's a jerk, but I don't have it in me to kill anyone. It scares the ladies away
Swift: ............. Okay
Lou: What
Swift: I'll take your case and get tu acquitted
Lou: Oh, man, thanks a load
Swift: It's nothing. Besides, I still owe tu after that thing with the mugger
Lou: Okay. I guess tu guys should get going. Seriously, get going. I won't be able to save myself
Swift: Okay, were going to save you
Lou: Don't say it, just do it
Lilly: So, where should we go, Swift
Swift: Well, I guess we should go check on the crime scene
One Way Train Station
June 14th
Lilly: Wow. What kind of train station is this
Swift: I guess your right. This does look kind of filthy
???- Oh, hello, Swift
Swift: I can only imagine who would be in a disgusting place like this during a crime
Marshall: Swift. It's a good thing tu got here. I'm still trying to find all the evidence, but, all I was able to find were these two thing
Swift: What's this... a bottle cap
Marshall: Yeah, tu know. From the defendant's soda bottle
Swift: And the other is
Marshall: Oh, right. Here it is
Swift: ...This is just a foto of Lou and his lover, Jessica
Marshall: No evidence is bad evidence
Swift: *Unless the evidence is a foto not even at the crime scene and a piece of garbage*
Marshall: I would have gotten the better stuff, but he beat me to it
Swift: Huh, who's "he"
Marshall: Oh, right. Marcus Mays. He's the prosecutor for this case
Swift: The prosecutor?
Marshall: Yeah, and I'd be careful with that guy. He's one scary guy
Swift: Really
Marshall: It's his eyes that make him so scary. Thats why he wears his glasses
Swift: Is he really that scary
Marshall: Are tu kidding? He's broken many criminals into confessing the truth
Swift: *A guy who's won just por intimidating criminals. Good lord*
Marshall: But, like I said. There isn't any evidence here. Marcus got to it all first
Swift: Well... What about the witness
Marshall: Witness... Oh, tu mean Jessica Jess. Oh, well, tu can't speak to her
Swift: What? Why?
Marshall: Well, Marcus persuaded the court into thinking that if a defense attorney speaks to a witness outside of court, then they could make up a lie to help the defendant. The court decided that tu weren't allowed to come within contact with the witness
Swift: What! that is total-
Lilly: What about me
Marshall: Huh. What do tu mean
Lilly: Well I'm not a defense attorney... at least, not yet. Do tu think I could speak to the witness
Marshall: Well... I guess so
Lilly: Oh thank you. Um... where is she
Marshall: If I guess right, she is at the local park. dicho she wanted to be at the last place where she was with Lou
Lilly: Okay, thanks
Swift: ...Thank you, Lilly. I'll be at the office once your done
Lilly: Okay
Park
June 14th
Lilly: *So this is the town park... How come I've never come here*
???: Excuse me, but can I ask tu something
Lilly: Huh. Oh, sure
???: Are tu a defense attorney
Lilly: Well... no... but I am secretly taking notes for one
???: Oh, good. My name is Jessica Jess
Lilly: tu are. Well good. I have some preguntas for you
Jessica: I was hoping tu did
Lilly: So, what did tu see on the night of the murder
Jessica: Well, once Lou walked away, I went to the restroom at on the opposite end of the station. I just needed to put on más eye liner
Lilly: *I do have to admit. Her choice of color is amazing. I should buy some of that*
Jessica: Once I walked back outside, I saw this guy run up to two other people and saw him stab both of them. It was awful
Lilly: Was Lou the one who-
Jessica: MY SWEET LOUEY!? NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE! I KNOW HE WOULDN'T! IT'S TERRIBLE TO EVEN THINK THAT HE COULD!
Lilly: ... Well... Alright then. Did tu happen to find anything
Jessica: No, but I did take this
Lilly: What's this? A photo.... Ah.... I think I see the killer, but... He's wearing a mask
Jessica: Yes, I thought it was strange , too. But, I guess it was pretty smart. I heard that one of the men survived the attack. If he wasn't wearing a mask, he could have easily been identified.
Lilly: Well, is that all tu saw
Jessica: Yes. After that, I just sat on the bench and was so scared. That's when Lou came back
Lilly: ... *Lou just happened to be gone while the killer struck. Something isn't right* Well, thank you, Ms. Jess. I'll be going now
Jessica: Thank tu for listening to my story. I wish tu luck on the case
Lilly: *If anyone needs wishing luck, it should be Lou*