Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
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[EIGHT]
We got into Tabra's truck, and started over to the headquarters of the Death Clan of the Fallen. I was nervous, and I felt like I was gonna' throw-up.
"Is it too late to back out?" I asked him and he laughed nervously.
"Right now, yes." He kept on driving, and I thought to myself how better life will be once this is over.
Alright Cyd, stop being nervous! Sure tu can die, but think about how much culo you'll kick!? Think about how bad culo you'll be pointing and shooting a gun, especially at the guy who threw a cuchillo at your head!! Man, this will be good for tu and a lesson learned for them, am I right? o is it, are tu right? Either way, tu are right. Just got in there, follow the plan, and make sure tu dominate them! Otherwise, tu are a failure.[i/]
"That's right," I dicho to myself. "I will dominate them. I [i]won't be a failure, I will be great at this. No nervousness, no failure coming from me-I will kill the man who tried to kill me!"
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Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
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[EIGHT]
We got into Tabra's truck, and started over to the headquarters of the Death Clan of the Fallen. I was nervous, and I felt like I was gonna' throw-up.
"Is it too late to back out?" I asked him and he laughed nervously.
"Right now, yes." He kept on driving, and I thought to myself how better life will be once this is over.
Alright Cyd, stop being nervous! Sure tu can die, but think about how much culo you'll kick!? Think about how bad culo you'll be pointing and shooting a gun, especially at the guy who threw a cuchillo at your head!! Man, this will be good for tu and a lesson learned for them, am I right? o is it, are tu right? Either way, tu are right. Just got in there, follow the plan, and make sure tu dominate them! Otherwise, tu are a failure.[i/]
"That's right," I dicho to myself. "I will dominate them. I [i]won't be a failure, I will be great at this. No nervousness, no failure coming from me-I will kill the man who tried to kill me!"
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9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks tu why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks tu where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what tu will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.