Renesmee’s Story: Chapter Two: Danger, Eh?
“Hey!” I yelled. My mother turned around confused-then she saw me and quickly took my arm and cuddled me. “What is going on?” I asked fighting my mother’s kisses and hugs. She set me on her lap. “Ness” My mom was cut off por my dad.”“Nothing Nessie,” He replied lamely trying to cover up my mom’s reply to my question. I nodded suspiccally, and asked Mom to let me down. She did, reluctantly. I ran upstairs and pounced on Jacob. “Jacob!” I yelled. He woke up and yelled, “NOOOOO!!!!!” I looked at him funny. He laughed nervously. “Help Me?” I whispered. He nodded. “With What?” He asked. “Undercover.” I smiled. He looked at me, “I will explain later!” I whispered suddenly cautious. He nodded unsure. “For Me,” I did perrito, cachorro dog lips. He smiled. I kissed him quickly on the lips. He drooled-I smiled, happy that a thirteen año old could please a sixteen año old.
Mom lies in Dad’s arms murmuring, “Our daughter.” She says. “The Volturi.” I look at Jacob. Then Alice walks in and screams, “You’re gonna tell Charlie!” Oh my Gosh. I can’t take it anymore! I jump on parte superior, arriba of Dad, and scream at the parte superior, arriba of my lungs, “JUST TELL ME!” Dad sets me on his lap. “Don’t worry about it.” He tells me. Then he hands me to Jacob, who takes me upstairs and sets me on my bed.
cena that night was weird, Jake and I ate fried chicken-Jake had más than me. I was so depressed, I mean just tell me! I can totally take it! Good lord! I can take it! Jake was shaking me, trying to get me out of hypnosis. I finally got up, and walked over to him, and jumped into his arms. Newly Wed style he carried me up the stairs-I was fighting back tears.
He sat me on the bed, and held my chin, and spoke to me, “Nessie, give it time.” My mouth watered at his hot breath, and without thinking I kissed him enthusiastic, he kissed me again, and again. “RENESMEE!” Dad yelled, when he saw me and Jake kissing. I got off Jake, and pushed my father out the door, he smiled, “Uhhh No, No, No!” He pushed me back inside my room. “Jacob, can I talk to Nessie alone?” Jake nodded. “Sure, thing, Edward.” My father stalked in (what? He’s a vampire…) my room. “You’re worrying about what we’re worrying about, yes?” he asked. I walked over to him and placed my hand on his forehead, ‘Yes!’ I thought. He looked down, “We, tu are in danger, Renesmee Cullen…”My jaw dropped down, hitting the floor (WOW! Does that hurt! Lol) and I think I passed out after that-I assume it was very black then.
“Hey!” I yelled. My mother turned around confused-then she saw me and quickly took my arm and cuddled me. “What is going on?” I asked fighting my mother’s kisses and hugs. She set me on her lap. “Ness” My mom was cut off por my dad.”“Nothing Nessie,” He replied lamely trying to cover up my mom’s reply to my question. I nodded suspiccally, and asked Mom to let me down. She did, reluctantly. I ran upstairs and pounced on Jacob. “Jacob!” I yelled. He woke up and yelled, “NOOOOO!!!!!” I looked at him funny. He laughed nervously. “Help Me?” I whispered. He nodded. “With What?” He asked. “Undercover.” I smiled. He looked at me, “I will explain later!” I whispered suddenly cautious. He nodded unsure. “For Me,” I did perrito, cachorro dog lips. He smiled. I kissed him quickly on the lips. He drooled-I smiled, happy that a thirteen año old could please a sixteen año old.
Mom lies in Dad’s arms murmuring, “Our daughter.” She says. “The Volturi.” I look at Jacob. Then Alice walks in and screams, “You’re gonna tell Charlie!” Oh my Gosh. I can’t take it anymore! I jump on parte superior, arriba of Dad, and scream at the parte superior, arriba of my lungs, “JUST TELL ME!” Dad sets me on his lap. “Don’t worry about it.” He tells me. Then he hands me to Jacob, who takes me upstairs and sets me on my bed.
cena that night was weird, Jake and I ate fried chicken-Jake had más than me. I was so depressed, I mean just tell me! I can totally take it! Good lord! I can take it! Jake was shaking me, trying to get me out of hypnosis. I finally got up, and walked over to him, and jumped into his arms. Newly Wed style he carried me up the stairs-I was fighting back tears.
He sat me on the bed, and held my chin, and spoke to me, “Nessie, give it time.” My mouth watered at his hot breath, and without thinking I kissed him enthusiastic, he kissed me again, and again. “RENESMEE!” Dad yelled, when he saw me and Jake kissing. I got off Jake, and pushed my father out the door, he smiled, “Uhhh No, No, No!” He pushed me back inside my room. “Jacob, can I talk to Nessie alone?” Jake nodded. “Sure, thing, Edward.” My father stalked in (what? He’s a vampire…) my room. “You’re worrying about what we’re worrying about, yes?” he asked. I walked over to him and placed my hand on his forehead, ‘Yes!’ I thought. He looked down, “We, tu are in danger, Renesmee Cullen…”My jaw dropped down, hitting the floor (WOW! Does that hurt! Lol) and I think I passed out after that-I assume it was very black then.
-Renesmee-
por the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes tu look cute."
"Are tu on his side o mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be más supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
por the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
por the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes tu look cute."
"Are tu on his side o mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be más supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
por the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address tu in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have más fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escritorio in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy o McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have más fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escritorio in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy o McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”