10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Okay, I think it's so unfair that Emmett gets no attention!
Jasper- gets attention because of his power people are always making fun of him
Edward- Hello of course he'll get attention i mean HE is like the MAIN character other then Bella.
Alice- All people feel bad for her. She doesn't no were shes from and she has all her hair cut off so yeah we feel bad for her.
Rosalie- She is PRETTY so almost all boys fans amor HER
BELLA-I mean come on SHE IS THE MAIN character!!!
Jacob-WHO doesn't amor Jacob?
and LASTLY we have Emmett
Emmett- tu never find a Team Emmett thing anywhere. He is THE amor OF Rosalie so most boy fans Hate him. and Most girl fans are all over Edward o Jacob.
don't get me wrong I amor Edward and Jacob it's just that Emmett hardly has any fans!
so come on girls lets mostrar our spirit for THE HOT AND MUSCULAR GUYS!!!!
GO EMMETT!!!
Jasper- gets attention because of his power people are always making fun of him
Edward- Hello of course he'll get attention i mean HE is like the MAIN character other then Bella.
Alice- All people feel bad for her. She doesn't no were shes from and she has all her hair cut off so yeah we feel bad for her.
Rosalie- She is PRETTY so almost all boys fans amor HER
BELLA-I mean come on SHE IS THE MAIN character!!!
Jacob-WHO doesn't amor Jacob?
and LASTLY we have Emmett
Emmett- tu never find a Team Emmett thing anywhere. He is THE amor OF Rosalie so most boy fans Hate him. and Most girl fans are all over Edward o Jacob.
don't get me wrong I amor Edward and Jacob it's just that Emmett hardly has any fans!
so come on girls lets mostrar our spirit for THE HOT AND MUSCULAR GUYS!!!!
GO EMMETT!!!
Preface:
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to o relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human o animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family o friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me o even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed o not I would still keep trying.
I hope tu like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz comentario and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to o relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human o animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family o friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me o even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed o not I would still keep trying.
I hope tu like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz comentario and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD