10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
And I Care Why?
By: moolah
Chapter Three
(Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s)
(Normal Pairings, all HUMAN!!)
Bella’s P.O.V:
“Bella, could I talk to you?” Alice asks, setting down her glass of limonada on the mesa, tabla beside Rosalie’s. I nod and smile at Rosalie reassuringly. Alice takes me to the bathroom and says, “You need to tell him tonight.” “Why? He hates me.” Alice hits me on the hand. “He doesn’t hate you. Why do tu think that?” I shrug. I do not want to have this conversation. “Alice, can we talk about this later?” “No.” She answers....
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By: moolah
Chapter Three
(Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s)
(Normal Pairings, all HUMAN!!)
Bella’s P.O.V:
“Bella, could I talk to you?” Alice asks, setting down her glass of limonada on the mesa, tabla beside Rosalie’s. I nod and smile at Rosalie reassuringly. Alice takes me to the bathroom and says, “You need to tell him tonight.” “Why? He hates me.” Alice hits me on the hand. “He doesn’t hate you. Why do tu think that?” I shrug. I do not want to have this conversation. “Alice, can we talk about this later?” “No.” She answers....
Guess What?????
I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the vampiros lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S lol Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
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I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the vampiros lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S lol Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
link
I think Bella is a wonderfull girl and people should be más like her. She is relly nice and only wants good for the others....
Remember in Twilight she dicho to Edward that she came to Forks , even thogh she doesnt like it,just to make her mother happy with Phil. After that how can tu say she is a bad girl? These people just dont read the book carefully, probably flip throught the pages!
Well this is what i think....please leave a comentario on what tu think.
Thankx!
*before i had obay...but people asked why.. so i changed it :D
