Over the many years of pikachu,if tu look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight tu fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me tu little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up tu little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill tu to!
*Brock dicho as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There tu are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't tu running?I told tu to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't tu loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until tu loose some weight!
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*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight tu fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me tu little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up tu little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill tu to!
*Brock dicho as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There tu are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't tu running?I told tu to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't tu loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until tu loose some weight!
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why are words so important?
what are words worth?
written on a page
spoken por a life.
our first words most precious.
our last words most enduring.
the words from the past
can help us in the future.
words spoken from a distance
keep us closer than ever.
words hidden in clues
keep our brains active for longer.
the words your not meant to see
hide conspiracy plots and crimes.
words that describe your feelings
mostrar others your heart.
to discover words is to discover a tool to
discover the world.
what are words worth?
written on a page
spoken por a life.
our first words most precious.
our last words most enduring.
the words from the past
can help us in the future.
words spoken from a distance
keep us closer than ever.
words hidden in clues
keep our brains active for longer.
the words your not meant to see
hide conspiracy plots and crimes.
words that describe your feelings
mostrar others your heart.
to discover words is to discover a tool to
discover the world.
yes i'm bored
like so many others who are here
tu pass on through with your fancy ways
not even fanning this useless club
why did i bother
your clearly not intrested
bordom
bor dum
ba dum
b'dum
the sound of a drum
slowly getting tired of it's own beat
i think we should end this
it is not working out
but i still amor you
then why?
well its not tu its me
i think we are over
end of the road
end of an era
i hate endings
so i'm sad for you
but for me
its a new begining
i've met some one
someone who appriates getting salt rubbed into their wounds
haha
don't cry its funny
your getting dumped
and i'm the happiest thing alive
hahahaahaha
come on get a sence of humour
your so boring
no wonder its over
like so many others who are here
tu pass on through with your fancy ways
not even fanning this useless club
why did i bother
your clearly not intrested
bordom
bor dum
ba dum
b'dum
the sound of a drum
slowly getting tired of it's own beat
i think we should end this
it is not working out
but i still amor you
then why?
well its not tu its me
i think we are over
end of the road
end of an era
i hate endings
so i'm sad for you
but for me
its a new begining
i've met some one
someone who appriates getting salt rubbed into their wounds
haha
don't cry its funny
your getting dumped
and i'm the happiest thing alive
hahahaahaha
come on get a sence of humour
your so boring
no wonder its over