Over the many years of pikachu,if tu look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight tu fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me tu little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up tu little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill tu to!
*Brock dicho as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There tu are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't tu running?I told tu to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't tu loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until tu loose some weight!
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*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight tu fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me tu little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up tu little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill tu to!
*Brock dicho as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There tu are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't tu running?I told tu to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't tu loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until tu loose some weight!
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tu lose father
tu lose a sibling
tu lose Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/Wife
tu lose a friend
tu even lose hope.
Things starts to be darker and darker.
tu cry till tu feel like going blind.You feel weak.
tu believe that there is no solution that pain never stops
But somehow it does. Your pain becomes your life lessons.
So if tu are suffering let it be.
tu find a place to cry, Find a friend to hug. Go out and mostrar the world that tu are stronger than pain.
The sun will always brings another hope.
tu are already late, and your key is missing, tu wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 minutos hace tu were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now tu are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, tu wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
tu are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, tu wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that tu cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, tu wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage tu realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, tu wish there was an valuation period' o atleast a 'sample download' o a 'demo version'!
One día tu realize that tu are turning bald, tu wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 minutos hace tu were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now tu are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, tu wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
tu are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, tu wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that tu cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, tu wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage tu realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, tu wish there was an valuation period' o atleast a 'sample download' o a 'demo version'!
One día tu realize that tu are turning bald, tu wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
if sadness comes in drops like rainfor our crops
should we not drink the water o pain
because being happy is only in vain,
because being in pain means someone
else is happier on the other side of the lane.
everyone must share the nightmares,
everyone must fight for the light
because no matter what tu do,
good and bad will equal overall,
so there will always be a fall.
do tu believe me when i say,
tu will be happy one day
but even then be on your toes
because badness will always be your foe.
should we not drink the water o pain
because being happy is only in vain,
because being in pain means someone
else is happier on the other side of the lane.
everyone must share the nightmares,
everyone must fight for the light
because no matter what tu do,
good and bad will equal overall,
so there will always be a fall.
do tu believe me when i say,
tu will be happy one day
but even then be on your toes
because badness will always be your foe.