Edmund and Lucy- Going Under

oso, oso de with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia fan fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the fan fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some fan fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... tu cant do that online.... tu can comentario your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished lectura one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian kiss of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who tu are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case tu haven't figured it out por now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...